/cum/ - Canada, United States, and Mexico

Mike "Put the fairies in mortuaries" Pence edition

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Latvia.

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>chance run-in with oneitis I blew it with first thing in the morning

Ah yes

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>ywn experience a 90s house/garage rave

Nothing is fun

get over it wiener

I'd rather get on your wiener

NO gay stuff

OKAY????

u-uh umm?

The cute girl I know constantly looks at me.
D-do I have a chance?

he's saying he wants to hold hands with you

Lesbians aren't people

I don't know, can you talk to girls?

A snowstorm perchance?
A cancellation of class perhaps?

Post a pic, I like snow

*steals potatoes*

You have no chance. You were never given and never will have a chance. Every attempt is futile. It's meaningless, just like how we attempt to live our lives.

I'm not a lesbian. I have a boyfriend.
I don't know but more girls have flirted with me than guys so I have something.

It hasn't begun yet, it's supposed to start tmrw morning

Bisexuals aren't people

o ok
I'm straight.

Fugg

Then yeah you have a chance

>I'm straight
Why are you asking about qt grills then?

ate a bit too much feces and now I feel sick

Because sometimes you just wanna eat a peach instead of a pickle, ya feel me?

quintessential toronto post

*forcefeeds you some more*

yeah I get you

What did you get banned for?

I'm not banned.
I posted some insect porn and they banned me on firefox mobile but on 3g so I evaded to my home wifi but I'm still banned there but it still works on my phone and my computer.

o ok

I started out with my gf by accidentally adding her on Snap chat after I added her to my contacts for a class

>normies in my /cum/

I'll give you a swirley if you don't shut up, bub

xx

suck a cock, get a shock

I'm so depressed about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning.
There's nothing to get up for.

yoga pants are gods greatest creation

stop getting up

ummm.... lewd, sweetie

She let me rub her back for a bit, buds.

>work night shift so I should be sleeping right now
>can't because my new pc parts are here and I want to build but I am trying to fall back asleep

Everything is so pointless

it should only take you like 45 minutes to put everything together

fuck off mountain jew
i know your tricks

How so

wish i could do this to those fingers

Well, another year with no valentine...

;_; there's always next year

you still got 6 days

Who?

life must have a meaning, but if it has a meaning then what is it

I think it's waifus

A cute girl I know.
She got some ink on her back so she let me get it off.

It's to give cute bois kisses

I'm going to get really high on Valentines so I don't feel like shit even though I'll feel even shittier knowing that I need to get high to not feel like shit

What did he mean by this buds?

That he ignores his daughter in favor of Steve Bannon

Good luck bud

Rate my graphic art from last year.

So we are back at square one (1)

Help me decide on my inbound airport that will offer me the best American experience.

True, there is this qt at work but I don't think she likes me

Do u have a valentine?

Many such cases!

Reminds me of Dadaism, I like dadaism because it has no meaning

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>it's an alberta-kun hasn't killed himself yet episode
wish they would just end this series already

Hopkins

You misunderstand dadaism

It's based off of a book.

Not even black but who here can't swim?

How can one not know how to swim?

Don't kill yourself bud

your mom

Quit being boring

Fat cunt sitting where I usually sit

If I were forced with a gun on my head to marry a German girl I would definitely choose a pure Bavarian maiden.

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Kill yourself my friend

(ignore the gross fatty on the right)

getting mixed messages here
am i your bud or your friend?

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I want to do Yoga so badly right now but I hurt my knee and I can't.

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I want to live the American dream

are you a greek?

Not really

gays OUT

Taiwanese

uguu~

I do what I want

Idk desu, it started when I was young, it would always seem like I'm drowning, ever since I then I avoid pools. Haven't attempted to swim in like 5 yrs

>hasn't had 30 inches in the past week

well you probably have, but not of snow

I want to live the American dream
>buy shitty food at 7/11
>eat everything at home while watching the game
>bang my qt gf
>drive my classic car from coast to coast
>buy a gun and go hunting inna woods
>shitpost like always

Chinese*
Good picture. Does not indicate homosexuality.

*Marches into the thread*
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i recognize that bulge!

just ordered a new rifle buds

I'd choose an Oktoberfest drunk slut with big pale German titties

>come into thread
>see faggots
Well I'll check back in a bit when it isn't so full of faggotry.

death to all german americans

They have swimming classed at the Y lad, everybody should know how to swim.

It's not that difficult

I'm going to nominate you for citizenship

So a Bavarian?

>tfw parents drove me from coast to coast L I T E R A L L Y when I was young
>tfw had to do it by train last year in summer
Fun shit, desu. Would freeze my ass off in a train full of amish folk while only subsisting off of Take 5 bars and coffee for 2 weeks again without showers or a real place to sleep.

me, I know how to swim, but my back is pretty disfigured from scarring and pale skin