Fat guy here who fucks traps and fembois off CL almost nightly. It's too easy

Fat guy here who fucks traps and fembois off CL almost nightly. It's too easy.

cool, you fuck boys.

what section do you find them under?

you sir are living the dream

Jonah?? Say it ain't so, Jonah

How u do dis? Asking for a friend

Me too I post it on Sup Forums errtime.

DO YOU USE A CONDOM?

What STDs do you have?

you meant "... living IN a dream"

Casual encounters I post my own ad usually and I have my own place. That def helps.

sorry if this question was too painful for you OP

Had a lot of fails in the beginning I have found that placing the ad helps a lot. Don't even post a pic, exchange after the first email. Knowing the terminology helps and also be dirty in the post don't say some corny shit like I'll make love to you. Say you want to fuck hard and all night. State that you're a dom top obviously. And spice that shit up don't just type dom top looking to fuck hard and all night.

Yeah of course actually never even met anyone that wanted to go bare

greentext us an encounter story please

Greentext story please!

Let me guess, also racist, meninist and voted for trump? If so you're Sup Forums in person

Nope voted for Hillary actually

Shit, that's new. Please continue, sir

I'm sure they're all very attractive and not at all disgusting unpassing freaks :^)

So do your friends and familly know your super gay?

A lot of them are not what you see on here that's for sure tbh

>post ad on sat night
>get a few replies
>none send me a pic back
>this is pointless
>of course check email again
>from Jess
>send pic
>get one back
>it's a trap
>older looks like she had some plastic surgery on the face
>not great face
>but she had implants
>talk a bit
>send more pics
>she adds in a cock pic
>it's pretty big
>bigger than mine
>asks me to send one
>kind of embarrassed
>but horny enough
>she says nice cock
>when can I come over
>whenever you want
>I sit and wait
>get a text she's pulling in
>she actually looks like the pic
>ask if she wants a drink
>no let's go in your room
>get in and she takes off her dress
>wow moving fast here
>starts kissing my neck
>takes my shirt off
>kissing chest
>starts blowing me
>best blow job ever by far
>we start fucking
>start doggy
>end missionary
>I'm stroking her as I fuck her
>she cums
>faster than I thought
>it's too hot for me
>pull out
>come on her cock
>she's goes in the bathroom
>cleans up
>leaves
>never answers my texts again

Craigslist traps are the worst ones. Literal walking STDs.

fair enough

got the dick pic? just curious..

trap here
i don't believe u

Let me check it was a long time ago that was my first successful encounter

Let's see pic with stamp I don't believe you

It's Sup Forums, 15% of posters are traps u fucking cuck

That's an 85% chance it's not a trap

I was hoping for more green text stories in this thread.

More green text!

not taking pics right now but you may have this one

also i should be meeting a guy from cl tomorrow but too spaghetti tbh

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>come on her cock
This should be a Sup Forums banner.

You fuck men. Men like to fuck all the time. GG EZ

That's because men have low standards and will fuck pretty much anything

I am entering a shame-spiral just reading this thread...

I occasionally peruse my city's Craigslist for qt traps or sissies but its pretty barren. I haven't tried to post my own ad yet though.

>browsing cl see pre hrt trap, good face w/makeup, pretty feminine body, great ass
>send email, pics, get Snapchat
>he can't host or drive
>I don't want to host since live with parents
>inb4 neet
>almost done with college and not enough money for my own place yet
>I flake out
>fast forward a few months to summer
>friend invites me to party says bring girls
>hit up my tinder spam invites to matches
>who do I see? Trap from before
>just started hrt but looking a bit thicker
>invite her, offers to bring some wicked jungle juice
>evening of, drive to her place, super nervous
>take a few hits
>she walks out gets in my car
>actually looks pretty good.. Smells nice too
>pop a semi on the drive there. She probably noticed
>started feeling me up, rubbing my neck
>get to party, pregame in the car and start making out
>good kisser but sloppy for sure is a slut
>go inside its a sausage fest
>say fuck it I've got my trap give buddy my phone so he can deal with all the other tinder sloots I invited
>really fucking horny from the making out
>go into bathroom with her
>dry humping kissing grabbing neck
>ass is amazing, pushes it up against much dick
>stops me, no skin yet. Think she's embarrassed and not drunk enough
>making out, over the clothes action here and there for the next few hours
>get walked in on a few times
>say fuck it everyone's high or drunk and I'm enjoying myself way to much to care
>I guess my confidence inspired hers
>go out onto empty balcony
>kissing, she's asked I she can suck my dick
>there's a window right behind us and people have been going in and out
>I say "do it"
Cont?

Fuck yes.

that... is disturbing man c'mon

meanwhile I got turned down by a huge fatty because I ordered a beer at dinner. I was way out of her league too. Fuck man what is up with women in California.

>Jonah Hill

BY THE NINE DIVINE!

yeah, go on!

>she slowly moves down kissing my neck
>hands going down my chest, stomach stop on my belt buckle
>dick is diamonds. jeans too tight its starting to hurt.
>she unbuttons, unzips, my 5.5"x3" springs out
>its one of those cold summer nights, my penis instantly regrets
>then feel super hot wet tongue on the underside of head
>would have came if i hadn't rubbed one out before and was so inebriated
>shes damn good at sucking dick
>teasing the tip, gentle biting, closing mouth and sucking
>incredible sensation of cold air on shaft and the head in a hot wet mouth.. suggest you try it
>was super tense about being caught but start to forget and relax
>she starts getting into it reaching around and grabbing my ass so she can take more in her mouth
>just then my bro walks out, probably on purpose to fuck with me
>takes a quick glance and then goes over into the corner to smoke a bowl
>trap comes back up and redos my pants
>shes giggling
>im having a mix of emotions, slightly embarrassed but mostly pissed
>she starts kissing me again
>were on the corner of the balcony and theres a railing all around
>pick her up and sit her on the railing
>in between her legs
>she didnt button my pants so she reaches down and tries to subtly play with my dick
>bro takes forever to finish his bowl
>im just there kissing sucking on her neck getting jerked
>he finally goes inside
>i start to grope more
>squeezing ass
>moving fingers around over asshole
>she starts moaning and pulls her leggings and panties down her ass
>takes my hand and puts it right on her ass cheek
>finger centimeters away from asshole
>so warm, can feel her winking it
>dick transcends Moh's hardness scale

continue.

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the rest?

nice

Oh very nice I don't get anything close to that

And?

Yes checked

the trips demand an answer.

>OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR /EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.

cheked
>start inching over, grabbing squeezing along the way
>pulling and spreading her ass she pushes it further out over the railing
>start slowly circling my finger around her hole makers her moan again
>try to push in slowly, too dry
>bring my finger up to her mouth
>she starts sucking drooling spit on it
>plenty wet now so i go back to her hole to get it wet
>push my finger inside its nice and tight
>start finger fucking her
>rocks her ass back and forth moaning loudly now
>stops jerking me stops kissing, face just burred in my shoulder
>moans for me to stop says shes getting too hard
>i actually notice it for the first time
>she had her legs wrapped around my waist so my stomach is up against her crotch
>she kisses me again and hops down off the railing
>pulls panties and leggings up and readjusts her penis
>tells me im making her too horny we'll have to find a better place
>have tunnel vision for that sweet ass
>nod "okay "
>go back inside trying not to look super flustered
>everyone else is preoccupied having fun
>sneak down to the basement in the corner
>says she wants my cock in her mouth again
>pull pants down all the way she gets on her knees and takes it in her hand
>starts at the head again but this time takes it all the way down to the base
>bobbing her head faster and i start thrusting my hips and face fuck her
>shes really intent on deepthroating me so i grab the back of her head and legit start face fucking her
>gagging drooling and everything looking up at me with pornstar eyes
>blowjobs aren't really my thing and i knew i wasn't gonna cum but i let her keep sucking for a bit
>people walking around upstairs freaking me out, sounds like they're about to walk down into the basement
>finally pull her up and grab her ass again
>say i want to fuck the shit out of her
>theres another flight of stairs down to the garage so we go down and shut the door behind
>go to the opposite side behind the host's suv

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c'mon OP type faaaaast

lol me, too.......brb injecting heroin between toes

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>mfw no traps in VA

Fuck man I had better finds in Florida

this was a long night so a few more parts gents
>i was actually walking with my pants around my ankles, so horny didnt even care
>push her up against the drivers side door and pull her leggings down
>see panties for the first time.. red lace thong.. soo hot
>reach down into my pocket for the condom in my wallet
>she pulls her panties to the side and spits on her fingers to wet her asshole
>get the condom on throw the wrapper off into the garage i dont give a fuck
>she reaches behind her takes my dick and guides it up to her hole
>thisisitboys.png
>dick goes in nicely. slick from the fingering but still tight
>feels like heaven omg even with condom
>immediately start fucking her hard and fast
>we're rocking this dudes car back and forth thank god it didnt have a squeaky suspension
>muster the courage to reach around and start playing with her cock
>finally sized it up prolly about the same size as mine
>not really attracted to penis but since there was a great ass behind it figured id be nice
>now she's really loving it bouncing that ass up and down my cock i dont even need to thrust hard
>get kinda bored playing with her cock so i reach up and grab her throat
>start choking her and thrusting really hard again
>it was super fucking hot but because i jerked it, was drunk and high, and have a hard time cumming while standing i couldn't nut
>start to slow down
>seems like she enjoyed it even though she didnt cum either
>dick plops out and i take the condom off and throw it behind me kek
>she turns around and kisses me then tries to sneak around me so im up against the car
>ohshit.jpg
>dont really want anyone to play with my ass but myself
>turn around and say not right now
>she nods
>we decide to go participate in the party for a bit before leaving
>we both still want to have a good fuck
>definitely get some glances but whatever
>some of the tinder chicks actually show up and even though i gave my friend my phone to talk to them they think it was me

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Fuck you

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Thomas?

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Well, they are prostitutes...

Dubbs demands it.
How do banners even get made?
Willing to sacrifice an hour of my life to make it happen
>come on her cock
Is the embodiment of Sup Forums and what we stand for

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It should be amended to cum, just to make it totally clear, but I agree.

I am straight trying to find women to fuck is a chore. CL works for this but it takes time. I guess I am glad you can get laid at will carry on faggot

>try to avoid them but my buddy gives me back my phone and says "its your turn"
>gives me a wink when my trap date isnt looking
>flip him off then make the sex gesture with my fingers
>two more chicks show up and i have to go invite them in
>trying to explain what i did to my trap date while pouring two cups of jungle juice
>she says she get it as long as shes the only one getting my dick tonight
>give the new chicks the drinks and bustle them inside tell them to mingle
>decide to bounce with my date
>wasnt so horny anymore since i got to fuck but still wanted to cum
>sober enough to drive so we head back to my house
>i have the whole basement to myself but i was still super fucking nervous
>lied to her said i have roommates when we got there
>sneak downstairs
>turn on my dimmable light she starts undressing
>sexy femboy body a bit wide in the shoulders but fuck that ass was great naked
>gets in my bed and crawls under the blanket
>askes if im coming since i was just kinda standing there
>say yeah and take my clothes off
>she eyefucks me when i get naked then turns over facing away from me
>get under the blanket behind her. she pushes her ass up against me
>so warm still a bit sticky... instantly hard again
>reach down to spread her ass and start hotdogging with my cock
>left some condoms and lube under the bed in case of this eventuality
>put one on and squirt some lube on my fingers
>lube up my cock and slide it in while she holds her ass apart
>still feels good the second time
>fucking in the spoon position she brings her legs up to her chest
>the angle is much better i can push my cock all the way in to the base
>super thin condoms gay guys use that my gay friend gave me. feels like nothing
>inside of her ass is so warm, tight right around the hole but loser inside
>that wet squelching sex noise, her hot ass bouncing off me drives me nuts
>definitely gonna cum this time
sorry im slow... cont? or you faggots dont give a fuck?

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>pulls panties and leggings up and readjusts her penis

what the fuck is going on in here boys

example of a "femboi"

dont stop you fucking nigger. You started something now finish.

you have an audience. You write, we read.

MORE!

>

do you do it for free?

yea but not hot ones
>inb4 they are
dont bullshit me
the only ones who like fat guys are like 5/10 maximum. usually more like 3/4's or less

Педик

bumping.... again for the 20th time. My passable trap folder is nearing the end.

>_>

I wanna smell some trap feet.

Bumpity bumoarino

will do

>getting tired of spoon fucking.. sheets star chafing my thigh
>throw the blanket off and roll her over
>pick her ass up and she obediently spreads her legs
>take a moment to appreciate the view.. cute little butthole glistening and some lube dripping down her balls
>try not the picture that last part too much and just focus on that sweet ass
>fuck doggy for a bit shes moaning in my pillow
>do a few other positions, she tries riding me reverse cowgirl
>it works but my dick isnt long enough to be super effective in that position
>flops out a few times when she bounces
>see dat cute wet little gape then she grabs it and puts it back in
>do prone bone like pic related
>best position im definitley gonna cum
>can fuck super hard this way since gravity helps
>dick goes super deep
>i lean over her and reach my arm around to grab her neck
>she really liked the chocking so i squeeze and fuck like there was no tomorrow
>shes moaning and i can feel her squeezing her ass
>its too much i bury my cock and cum harder than i ever have
>give a few milking thrust and pull out
>asshole looks well fucked, gapes a few times before winking shut
>condom is filled, surprised it didnt break
>take it off, flop over and fall asleep.

Yucko

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THE TRAP DIDN'T COME AFTER ALL THIS? YOU ASSHOLE.

Sissy looking for other sissies

Kik: Rsissy

you should have married that shit man

Have fun ruining your own life with STDs.

bumping goddammit

Some trap from my city in Mexico, want some nudes?

Nope

Yes moar please

>Craigslist traps are the worst ones. Literal walking STDs.

And you know this how?