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Hey Sup Forums

Why don't you have beards?

I live in Scotland and its fucking freezing

That's a reason to have a beard
Try again faggot

Because I can only grow one at a time

My beard grows like shit so i have to keep it real short and trimmed

Because my heritage is most German and Dutch neither of which are reknown for grow facial hair so I suffer with what scraggly shit I can muster

Oh yeah, im off my tits on codeine, its not pleasant

28 yo here
black hair
everywhere
not on muh face

because beards is plural and I can only have one

im not 50 years old

Im not a trendy normie.

I've been growing mine for 2 months now, around pic related length. I'm only 21 and grandma has been pressuring me to shave it off but nah when I see those pussy duds mirrin in town I just smile its priceless.

Can't grow a good one
And a mustache would look like shit anyway.
That's why I shave.

Beards are for the Gods

Low testosterone betas

I think he meant beads

I do.

Oh. I can have several beads. I don't have beads because they're decoratives for tween girls.

Because Asians have shit generics to grow a beard

Dutch maybe but as a proud Austrian I take offense. We have a proud ass history of fucking great mustaches. Keep up the faith

Why do numales think beards are a sign of masculinity? Numales tread beards as delicately and sasslike as women putting on makeup.

I have a thick full beard and I have strong reason to believe I have low T, it's all genetics

military

Do a mustache-goatee thing like Glenn from The Walking Dead. Adds a bit of ethnic flavor to your savor in an attractive way.

i beg to differ on Germans for not growing facial hair

My herritage is German and my dad, grandfathers and i all had beards, and my foreman whom is German has a decent ammount of facial hair

That feeling when you're 25+ and your beard won't grow up the cheeks

I am a woman. That's why.

you don't need it on your cheeks, the picture you posted is a perfect example of how you could have it look.

But if your mustache doesn't connect in this case, you're fucked

Cause i never fucking touched my face with a fucking razor.

Parents made me use a fucking trimmer when i was just getting hair on my face and now i can't grow a full beard.

Ffs.

tits or gtfo

>tfw you're so hairy that your beard almost grew to your eyes

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight, fag.

Fucking fanny

is this decent for a 19 yo?

I dont want to look like a bum

ignorant

Hi Ruben

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thats because your muslim.

yea been having it like a circle style for a year now

Not a hipster faggot, that's why.

It's a cheap disguise and I'm not going back to the Q.