Rub n tug tonight or not?

Rub n tug tonight or not?

side note...married

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yeah, i'll join you

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Get your nut on buddy!

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I used to visit massage parlors a lot. Then one time when I was about to go, I watched a massage porn on pornhub instead and jerked it. Afterwards I had no desire to go and I saved myself $160. I've done it since and some nights I still end up going anyway, but most times I don't. Try it, you might save yourself some money.

this young slut will
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Just talk to your wife about it first. My wife isn't fucking enamored by the idea but it's no different than a normal massage. It's not like I want to marry the gook whore that's doing it.

how do you know if the massage parlor is a place that will play with your balls or more?

I have a regular place I go that is full service, but it is a lot of trial and error. If you don't mind paying, get a one-month membership to eroticmp.com and scout out the best massage parlors around your area, then cancel the subscription once you've found a good spot.

>Is it asian
>Do they advertise on backpage
>check out a site like USAsexguide or some shit
Easiest way to find out, turns out there are at least 6 places in my area that do it and i had no clue.

as a fellow married Sup Forumsro - i say go for it. or cram your cock down your wife's throat.

when they are giving you the intro rub, if they touch your junk, assume you can call your shot. if they avoid your junk, it's off.

ok. thanks. will check that out.

thanks! I feel better about this idea now. Lots of asian "foot massage" places around here.

God I miss Sensi Pearl. What a sensual little minx.

What's the risk of STDs at places like these? Do they use gloves and shit, or do they just rub their bare hands on you after touching 8000 other guys?

all the asian places around me wash you down on a table first... the good places all wash my cock. if they don't wash my cock, then i don't bother asking for the happy ending.

How much do you really trust your local chinese takeout place?

Same shit.

Yeah, Asian foot massage parlors are usually a good bet, but also check the hours. Legit places close at 5 or 6. If they're open past 9, you can assume they'll get you off.

They're kind of obsessed with cleanliness. Most of the parlors I visit have tons of disinfectant and cleaning solution laying around in the hallways. Table showers are standard, which gets both people clean, and condoms are obviously a must as with any sex worker. Been visiting AMPs for 10 years or so and never gotten an STD.

well shit.

Now I am going to be paranoid that before me some diseased nigger with Ebola and AIDS was getting a handy and his jizz will still be on her hands.

you are overly paranoid. see

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rubmaps is a good start.

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exactly this. the best part is they put the condom on you with their mouth. the girls are a commodity - they never bareback. condoms are far cheaper than clinics.

my bro, i just got back from one myself

Dont do it, it's a gateway drug to wanting more. Before you know it you'll be on backpage looking at escort listing. One night your frigid wife will blow you off and you'll be mad af and call one of those numbers. You know that one girl you always wack it to but never had the nerve to call. Except you get a nasty STD from her but you dont know it. Few weeks later it starts showing up on you.... and your wife. She accuses you of infidelity and gets a divorce lawyer. Shes got the kids and the house and you're living out of a motel. But hey at least you can get the rub n tug free of conscience right?

im going!