Help me get laid. Dubs decide what I say next

Help me get laid. Dubs decide what I say next.

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"I got this app to meet amazing and interesting people... and then fuck them, you down?"

Let's skip the small talk and just fuck

I make scat videos to make a living

Nice ass, maybe you'll cover my face with it

Can I stick my salami in your roll

Roll

come on, you want to see my 9 inch sausage?

rolling

Poopoo peepee u cum tuch my weewee

winrar bitch.

so hey, i'll just say it -- i think you're cute and I want to fuck you. I'll pick you up in the benz.

you. me. drugs. alcohol. sex.

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rollingo

Even though you have the body type of Mr. Potatohead, I'd still lay a glaze in ya.

check those again.

winrar

wirar?

lol

fukn kek'd

winrar

winrar

Waiting

YES

oh boy

Charge your phone, you're in for a treat

I will smear your shit all over my fat belly

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roolover

roolls

this

Stop rerolling your own shitty entry so much, madman

come on

eat my hairy ass
also rolling

She hasn't replied yet. Maybe saying she looks like mr. potatoe head turned her off?

roolingo

Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for that booty.

op? whats the delay?

no that has made her so horny.
she is bating

FUCK, roll.

rollz

Damn OP, was my comment too much?

I deem this un-rollable due to the same faggot re-rolling millions of times. Fuck you newfag.

roll

Sorry. I meant to swipe the other way.

roll, this is kek

rolling

reply you dumb whore

Op hurry the fuck up please

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rooli

rape

rola abi-sa'ad

time for dick pic

roooloo

rolingo

bend over and roll

I want you ass user
also roll for this

roll because it annoys this newfag

raoul

thread is dead

roll to annoy the user

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Raoul castro

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re-roll

i want to punch fist you while you're having lots of shit in your ass

wowo

rollou

op you slow piece of shit

GG it's over

trips have spoken

well yea that settles it i suppose

damn it

i think op is just a pussy. didn't expect the fucked up rolls to be dubs or higher :D

Why can't we ever have one of these threads without autists coming in to make these edgy comments? It's not clever, m8. No subtlety.

This is fucking gold

Gold? that's as edgy as all the other rolls here.

It has more subtlety and nuance than the average "Shit nigger fist my anus" that you get in these threads. I get shock value, but let's be real, they're not gonna reply to shit like that. The point is to elicit a reaction from them, and you can't get one if you just scare them away with random bullshit