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Up the Arse edition

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cara

gooning with the lights off

'liza

rate the ol bird lads

Chebs

Who /based radical centrist/ here?

Is that an autismo Pepe Poleaboo?

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>gf moving 5 mins away from me

whelp

>le sit on le fence

I have conservative and traditional views but acknowledge that people don't share the same views as me

imagine her dark pussy lips and dark nipples cor blimey wouldnt mind getting my face into that ay

>at grocery store
>buying federally mandated ration of cottage cheese, tofu and other non-oppressive sources of nutrition
>wait in the progressive stack
>women and minorities finally finished
>patriarchies turn to pay for their groceries.
>Trans-gendered checker beeps my estrogen patches
>S/he beeps my federally mandated butt-plugs
>"only on size 5 i see"
>purses his/her lips in disapproval
>hope s/he doesn't realize what my razor blades mean
>start sweating
>beep
>"razor blades, hummm?" s/he intones nasally
>th-th-ey're for my girlfriend i stammer quickly
> s/he peers closely at my face
>"THIS MALE HAS FACIAL HAIR" s/he screams
>she slaps the privilege button
>privilege siren starts blaring
>a cage descends from the ceiling
>the privileged Cadillac bursts through the store's front windows
>5 negros surround me
>I stammer that I ran out of estrogen
>look into his flat black eyes
>realize he can't understand English.
>try to speak it in Ebonics
>he snaps SHUDUFUGUP RACISS HONKEY BITCH
>They tear off my pants
> WE CHECK PRIVILEGE NOW
>a shock prod is inserted into my anus as another black checks my glans
>DIS RACISS GOT HE FORESKIN
>gasps all around
>the cashier sprays me with pepper spray
>everyone starts beating the shit out of me
>get sent to forcible gender reassignment

privilege checked.

>radical centrist

>tfw no consistent 6th place finish

andromeda is gonna be bad

hmm

good posts

I like how she always looks a bit dirty and out of it.

Arrest this girl

why?

haha in multicultural Britain, machine fuck you!

more like andr-no-meda hehe

I WANNA KNOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN?

reminder that if your political compass goes above 0.1 in either direction, your third eye is unsalvagable, theres no hope

Based.

>>le sit on le fence
Lad, the only people who say this are those who have no real knowledge of any political leaning and only know identity politics.

>needing a site to tell you where you sit politically

dire state of affairs

>the chon is full of rorkes

fuck this

shant

That's the Villa I know and remember

O'Neil should've never left

Dave and AJ tracey north america tour

mad ting

Oh look the media is saying something bad about trump how refreshing

rancid

Had this dream last night where I was trying to cook some mice in the toaster to go in a sandwich, one of them was still alive though and kept climbing out so I had to shove it back in the slot constantly.

rorkes are right-leaning

Aj tracey has 2 good songs thats it

Bit gay

on some next shit

watch Drake come out at the Canada show

Hmmmmm, very interesting

he got cucked by that dumb yank randy lerner

I'd love to take two dicks in my arse at the same time

Is Orange is the new black any good?

I need a new series to watch but not to fussed about watching a series full of women.

wish tinder would let you filter the race of the girls you get

sick of seeing all these boring white girls

I know right.

just spent £42 on calvin klein boxers

sure, if your crotch cleaves

good post

Ah yes, the North

>build a shop: 700
>build a bonfire with drunkard around it: 7000
This is why the pirates lost.

feminism: the programme
if you're not fussed about that, then it's meant to be good
my mummy liked it

Pics :3

What does it mean?

>wot team you support bruv?

should have gone jack wills lad

Got an email that my gaydar account will expire.
There were some real qts on there that I've never met. Why did I have to get a bf.

My sister-in-law loves it, never bothered to watch it myself.

It's ok. Watch Sneaky Pete though it's loads better.

>when men get uppity about giving out their age

Stop being a fucking woman and caring about people knowing how old you are. Same with weight, fatty.

this so much

just need to filter away all the bland german girls

why?

seriously what is the point in spending so much on a piece of clothing that's always covered up?

what are you on about you deranged ballbag

is that black danny?
i bounced a beachball of his head before, he used to sit at the front of the holte end with his son

my dad reckons he knows him and used to be a lad in the 80s but dunno if i believe him

Romanian

Reckon the commies should also be targeted when the race wars start

means you wanna shag your mum

finished the 1st season when it came out forgot to check the others lol
its ok

Pass.

Might watch this. Seen most of the new (and old) stuff out their. Started watching A series of unfortunate events but can't get into it.

what?

>Living in Wales when the six nations is on

Ah yes I love it when everyone suddenly pretends they give a fuck about rugby.

>have uninterrupted lectures 9am-6pm tomorrow with no breaks
might just unironically kill myself instead

>Reckon the commies should also be targeted when the race wars start

bit racist

well lads day of the pipe soon hopefully

i really liked 3% on netflix, it's in portuguese but the dub and subtitles are good

(upboat me x)

know that feel lad

can't stand rugby, shit sport

How on earth could genuine socialism exist on a national scale that isn't just market socialism (whether it is meant to be on a national scale or won't spread internationally is irrelevant). How would such a country attain foreign commodities found only in a few places? Crude exchange of resources? International bartering? Would the Chinese rare earth metal mines accept labor vouchers?

How could international exchange possibly exist in a fantastical socialist/communist world? The vast majority of the population will be reduced to whatever can be attained from close by.

Daily reminder that socialists/communists (internationalists by definition to avoid the first issue) want to flatten the inequalities of the world to revert humanity into a state of mutual poverty.

Bring up full automation if you wish but know that these ideologies fomented when such technology could not be imagined to exist.

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gonna be big open world like dragon age inquisition

no good waifus

me3's ending was atrocious and that will make every other me game bad

nah, one eyed baz

>why yes, i like communists

Dear white people:

Pay reparations

Regards, the Irish

Dad got fired from his job

Rorke.

as long as I can be a hot space lesbian it's all good

got banged by clarkey on rocky road in 2003

my blues mate's dad is best mates with him haha

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What's your dads name?

>tfw dad hasn't had a job in 10 years

wanking 3-4 times a day despite working 9-6

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Reminder that traitors go to the deepest circle of Hell

Communists/Antifas/leftists/immigration activists etc while be devoured by Satan for all eternity

where are they now?

ya wee rodent

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The Northern Powerhouse

rorkes are the real traitors

traitors to the human race

Could never wear white boxers

Hear one of them is living in Ireland

>me3's ending was atrocious and that will make every other me game bad
Retard logic. I bet you don't even wipe your arse properly.

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PJW BLOWN THE FUCK OUT