God-tier chocolate

God-tier chocolate

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Someone photoshop it as an anus

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Please do this user

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Why. Not like you still can't fuck it.

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You German pile of shit. Go fuck yourself

my niggers

>mfw coles in straya stock terries chocolates
thankyou based god

hard to get good marzipan tho

Have you ever tried the raspberry ones? So good. Also SOMEONE SHOOT THIS AS AN ANUS NOW

holy fuck i need to find this

SHOOP not SHOOT

Something wonderful wrapped around the worst sort of candy in the world. Marzipan is half cooked overly sweet almond mush. Put it in a cake and cook it, otherwise I'm not eating it.

The earliest memory I have is as a child looking up on a window sill and seeing one of these orange chocolate things and then I somehow got it and ate it

I tried eating them recently
They're fucking shit, but I buy them almost every time I see them

Honestly puts the orange flavoured ones to shame. SHAME!

It's your inner child yearning for the past.

>They're fucking shit
GTFO

these Lindt™ balls are the bee's tits. i don't normally like weird chocolate varieties, caramel, or white chokky but if it's a Lindt ball it's fuggin delicious

Ate way too many one Christmas and have now taken a sacred vow to never consume one ever again.

All I ask of my chocolate is a minimum of 70% cocoa. They can put a bunch of stuff in it, but it would be better than regular dark chocolate on it's own.

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I agree user. My parents buy me one every Christmas. They've been doing it since I was a child. Chocolate oranges are life blood.

>Ate way too many
What happened user? You didn't pukey puke did you?

It's just good marketing. They only come out at christmas. It's the same way they play those old Coca-Cola commercials every Christmas to try and make Coca-Cola part of your Christmas tradition. They don't make new Christmas commercials for a reason

Calgary easily.

Nope. Just a sore tummy!

That's a redundant statement.

does anyone else somehow end up with those fucking peanut ones? They are disgusting

t. ausfag

Edmonton is like 7 and 1

Huh, that makes sense. I had a restaurant that worked sort of similarly on me. About once a year I'd get drawn in by their cheap buffet, only to remember why I didn't eat there for the rest of the year.

You're a redundant faggot

well that's not as traumatic as yakking but nausea can definitely put you off something for awhile. i think you should make your way back to them user. maybe not this year, but eventually. just don't eat too many.

also, for anyone who's spent time in the southern hemisphere, these are amazing.
>cadbury dark chocolate
>filled with coconut and maraschino cherry chunks (like a mounds with cherries)

/thread

Shit son. Ive only ever seen raspberry with that shitty ass dark chocolate. Dat milk chocolate.

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I'll give them another go this year. Just for you user

Not chocolate but still god tier

Skor bar is better faggot

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My nig. I wish they came in a re-sealable bag tho

You had me until maraschino cherry.
I can't stand any type of cherries other than fresh ones from the tree.

Perfect ratio of chocolate shell to mallow center

it looks like an inflated anus

i'm about to swallow so much chocolate

If you've never experienced a coffee crisp KYS

SOMEONE SHOOP IT AS AN ANUS

These are literally fun to munch

you should user, shit's good! just like, don't get the gigantic one. too much is too much.

well aren't you a dainty lady

I like this.

I always get like 17 massive boxes for Christmas. Tried telling people not to get me them anymore and I swear I got even more than before.

That's because you're a smelly, grumpy, German pile of shit.

I thought Maraschino cherries were the main food source for dainty ladies.

>17 massive boxes
well that's just too much

Calling all fem anons in the unverise.

I'm not usually an m&m guy but I tried these a couple weeks ago. Unreal...

Yeah so you better go.
Virgin basement dweller ugly faggot

God, it looks so smooth, I just want to fuck it.

want

How do you unverise something?
Come to think of it, how do you verise something?

What's with all the stinky Germans?

Someone, theyre so fucking good.

holy shit i didn't even know these existed. back when i was like 12 i used to go skiing and in the lodge they had a bulk vending machine full of chocolate-covered coffee beans and they were the best thing ever. never found anything like it since, but this looks like it! fuck i'm going looking for these tomorrow

At least the chocolate is dark, so it's half right.

Never heard of them. But im intrigued

burn in hell

They're shit because they're chocolate and orange rind. Gross.

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Purchased them at Target while visiting the states 2 weeks ago. Canadafag here

My dad used to buy these all the time, my fatass would sneak handfuls out of the bag.

Literally just got drunk at thanksgiving dinner and ate a huge bag of them.

Charlestons are nougat you fuckwit

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Use. Don't abuse.
You fat fuck

nah. you gotta be down with that diamond hard marshmallow at day 3

What are they filled with?

does anybody else here Hebert?

warning, once you eat one you cant fucking stop, theyre like crack

actual hedgehog

They're not bad, prefer pic related for minty chocolate. Be careful getting chocolate from Target tho. I used to work receiving for a very long time and we'd always fuck with the food. Some of the guys in the back would open the packages and spit or cum in them and reseal with mailing glue on the receiving desk.

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That looks really good. Where are they from and are they filled with something?

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It is classic but still. What kind of shit doesn't have a re-sealable bag? Also why the fuck dont any breakfast cereals have re-sealable bags while were at it?

What

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So they go stale and you have to buy a new box.
It's a pretty effective sales strategy.

Mah nigga. That one with milk/dark chocolate and a million hazelnuts tho

Nougat. Not marshmellow, shitlips

How do you fucks cum so easily? Especially looking at chocolate, wtf.

Takes me a good 20 minutes with porn

YESSS the Orange one is AMAZING too.

Hebert Candies is in MA. They have all kinds of different candies, fudge, and chocolate bars (with various fillings, etc) but my favorite are the Genevas. they're just squares of chocolate you pop out and eat. just the right size, and Hebert chocolate is really good stuff.

Actually it's marshmallow, I used to make these idiot.

Same way they put expiry dates on tylenol and advil. That shit doesnt go bad. But if we all knew that, no one would ever buy another bottle cuz one bottle would last the average person a decade and they would lose millions

My Niggah

don't even have to click on the article to see it's nougat

These are awesome if you can find them. Then practically melt at room temp.

Dang it's american. The taxes on shipping from there is so expensive.
I've had cornflakes go stale on me though, they lose their crunch and taste after a while.

If you like chocolate oranges, you owe it to yourself to try to find one of these. The chocolate is so much creamier, the orange bits are much more complex and the pistachios add a smokey crunch that brings it all together.

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