Autistic things you did as a kid thread

Autistic things you did as a kid thread.

>be 13 or 14
>live in medium sized apartments
>knew almost all the kids there
>I was among the oldest so I had more popularity
>there's a huge creek and woods directly behind the apartments
>decide to get a few friends and make a club house in it
>we'd take couches and chairs people threw away at the dumpster
>used a tired and dug a hole in the center for bathroom
>got a bright idea
>tell friends to go around recruiting kids to join our club
>eventually we have up to about 20 kids
>the club grows bigger, we literally get more couches and chairs and expand them for about half a mile in the woods
>decided to come up with a name for our club
>called it "Band of the Hawk" cause I was watching the Berserk anime at that time
>give out a dress code, everyone wears black and I wear white
>basically Griffith but i'm not gay
>we usedo toy shields and swords for weapons

(cont)

Bump, go on

Cont OP or massive fag

I used to hump my hand in front of other people before I learned how to fap

>eventually we get more member, around 30 because the apartments had lots of kids lived there
>we expanded more into the woods
>we go too far and find a fence with another apartments behind that fence
>we were fucking around and throwing rocks over the fence
>other kids saw us and started throwing rocks back
>they over came us because we had a small squad that day
>this meant fucking war
>rounded up my whole army and headed towards the fence
>we formed a line and rows and started throwing rocks over the fence
>they were small, so they wouldn't hurt as much
>we even started throwing huge bamboo sticks
>kids on the other side of the fence fled
>victory was ours

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>>eventually we get more member
dropped.

>Learn to fap
Kek I thought it was something that came naturally. Apparently not for the retarded

Used to play "beanie babies" as a 5 y/o kid with my younger brother. We had a collection all with names. Used to pair them off as couples and make them hump each other.

That's fairly normal, you god damn normie

You're losing it op

Hurry it, pretype homo
>cunt

Nigger thats not autistic thats sounds like some shit any kid would love to do

>about a week or so later
>we're all chilling in the creek/woods
>guards came over to me and said kids at enemy apartments were climbing over the fence
>lots of them, around the same size as us and they had big sticks
>all out war was about to ensue
>we marched towards the fence and see a huge group of unorganized kids
>not even having a dress code or a leader, they looked like savages
>suddenly they start charging at us
>we have two big armies hitting each other with sticks and toy swords
>we had the upper hand because home territory and we were prepared
>enemy kids started fleeing
>victory was once again ours
>for a few days we were heavily guarding the creek/woods
>thinking they wouldn't give up after one loss
>one day I was sitting in my part of the creek, which was basically the leader HQ
>the rest of the kids were scattered around the woods doing whatever
>suddenly I hear yelling and all of them start running back towards our apartments
>I look down further into the creek and can barely spot two police officers walking down here
>ohfuck.jpg
>start running to apartments, everyone is hiding in the apartments or their rooms
>few hours pass by, decided to call my friends and gethe everyone to head back to the creek
>cops were gone, but we saw garbage and maintenence men clearing out the creek
>everything was lost
>my dream was shattered

(end)

Bummpp

>things you used to do as a kid thread
Fixed it for you OP, now hurry the fuck up with the story

Tragic

I used to play for hours in my room alone with my bionicles and lego creations when I was ~6-7 years old. I would create stories and new backgrounds for the characters each day and talk to myself as if I was the characters. Parents literally took me to a place to test me for autism, or maybe it was ADD but I'm not sure, I passed the "tests" for these things though.

One of the saddest moments around that age is when my drunken father stormed into my room because I left the window open while the heater was on. He stumbled around my room yelling at me and destroyed my most precious lego creation among many others

>call my friends
>as a kid
Underage b&

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to start some secret organization or army as an adult.

Cringe. Perfectionist grammar nazi

That blows

It's a spelling error not a grammar error.

Jesus fuck, how pathetic can you get, correcting people over the most insignificant shit on an imageboard.
Get a life.

That's pretty normal for a kid. It's called having an imagination. I used to pretend I was a marine on Iwo Jima and I'd run around my house peeking corners and shooting make-believe Japs.

...

My cousin masturbates in front of people at his house because he doesn't know it's a private thing people do alone.

Deciding to not end my life

i tried to commit suicide after being bullied for a year. i was 12. the autistic part is I tried to stuff a sleeping bag down my throat and it didn't work.

I did this with my sister as a kid
That's kinda hot, I wish that was the norm.

Kek wtf.

>how pathetic can you get,
*how pathetic can you get?

GRIFFITTHHHHHHH!!!!

I tried choking myself to death in the 2nd grade but I was an attention whore and didn't really mean it. I still get shit about it from friends

Same story but I got a kitchen knife parents cane home at last second threw knife in drawer, really fucks up your mind when you realise that you have no problem killing yourself.

Is your name Omar? I know a dude with the exact same fucking story like no joke. I guess kids with bionicles all have drunken dads who hate wasting heat.

As for me...
>I used to count for hours on end to see if I could beat my previous record
>record was 107,357
>Remember exact number because autism

If he weren't chubby and ugly and were a hot skinny girl it'd probably be hot. It's so weird too, he'll be sitting on his living room couch and jerking it right in front of everyone.

did you have a behelit at the time?

same user, this followed me throughout secondary school and the only friends i could make were from different cities. after the incident i was put on risperdal which made me fat with man tits

I would count whenever my mom left me in the car but I never got that high.
I would also do it with calculators.

nope, I'm John. And thats funny, I used to count to myself too but I can't remember the reason I did it. But I only got to like ~1000 because I'd get bored and stop

I did this with Thomas the Tank Engine models. Mostly crash scenarios. Regret abusing them so much nowadays, they'd be worth a pretty penny

i would constantly say shit that made me look like a furry/scalie/whateverthefuck.

>i have a throat that can expand like a snake!
>i cant go outside, lizards die in the cold!
>my last name is unfathomable to the human race.

Did she at least crack the window?

Bullshit, if you counted up 30 every second it would still take you 1 hour to count that high.

Dunno as a kid but, every time i get drunk and go to a shitty bar and see one of them soap dispensors. I piss in them and mix it with the soap. THen i sit back and watch people leave the bath room smelling their hands.

Pretty much do this alot

Come to think of it, i done it a few times not even being drunk.... At Mcdonalds to... A truck stop a few times. Tons of people have my piss on there hands

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I still do autistic things. My mom annoys me, so when she comes and starts distracting me and asking too many questions or talking to me about inconsequential things I start freaking out like this one severely autistic guy i saw in HS lose his mind when he dropped his toy. I have a hard time respecting myself or feeling like a cool, worthwhile person, because I lose my temper like a retarded child every time my annoying mom comes around. its to the point that i try to avoid her because i dont want to see myself lose my temper again at all of her pestering. sometimes i wish she would die, and it is just a further autistic shameful feeling that i have.

I remember counting to 199 at around age 3 and stopping, not knowing what to do next.. My dad explained that you just go "two-hundred" and it fucking blew my mind; I'll never forget that day

It wasn't that long, she was just running errands.

You're bad.

Shit. I did the same thing, til I was 12
>Am a literal autist

>be 10
>Elementary school near woods
>walk into woods from playground to play war with the other boys
>shitwits cant even organize into proper formations
>game is supposed to be based on civil war
>become team leader and pick all black kids for my team
>call us the slave brigade
>sw VA school so most kids picked up the n word at some point by now
>call us niggers, call me a spick bc im latino
> they try to charge with some weak ass sticks
>my organized ranks mow them down with pebble sized rocks
>Mfw my nickname as a hs senior is still "generalisimo"

You have no idea how long I would count, m8.
That was over the course of three days that I did that. I told you it was pretty fucking autistic

That makes more sense.
What caused you to stop at all? why not continue forever if you aren't limited to one day?

I broke focus, realized that I counted very high, and decided to play nintendo instead. I was like 7, so the n64 was hot shit

>be me
>like 8 or something
>my mom had a friend whose daughter was in my class
>one day that friend and her daughter come to my house
>freak out
>try to impress that girl
>attempt to climb on my refrigerator
>fall
>she tried so hard not to laugh
>cry

How old is he

Are you me?

I don't mean to make my mother feel like a nuisance, but... She is.

15 or 16.

He has autism. Like, legitimately.

You're a sad little human being

Fucking spick.

>be me
>be at work toys-r-us
>buy game
>play game
>wait many years
>post on Sup Forums

kek

Do you still work there?

fucking autist

Its been 13 years, what do u think?
Oh wait
>yes

>be 5
>mom is at work, so i go to a babysitters house that day
>she's realy nice, lots of fond memories of their ps2
>i was obsessed with play doh as a small child, i would spend hours just dicking around with the stuff
>one day i was playing with the stuff and i got a great idea
>'hey this smells pretty OK, i bet it tastes good'
>proceeds to eat a sizable amount of play doh, most of it being yellow
>under assumtion that the yellow would taste like cheese
>it tastes awful
>naturally i continue to eat the stuff
>end up eating small samples of many colors, and an entire tub of yellow
>slightly queasy, but nothing alarming, i sit down to play some crash on the old ps2
>use their dog as my personal pillow, really warm and soft
>been playing for about an hour or so
>my stomach wrenches in pain
>fuck
>vomits EVERYWHERE on the carpet floor
>am actual fountain of yellowish lumpy liquid
>sizable amount on the dog
>ruined the ps2 controller
>babysitter had to call in local carpet cleaner to get rid of the stench and stain
>never played with play doh ever since
>partially the reason why i hate yellow

The slogan was literally "Fun to play with, not to eat," you fucking retard.

I was not a smart child.

I can tell.

Cut him some slack, he was five

See

Just letting you know I saved your Griffith Pepe but didn't read any of what you posted. Thanks.

You sound like matt d

The fuck is wrong with you?

oh hey look, I found my other half shitposting on a South China Sea rock grinding underwater mail drop

*your

No? You ARE bad.

>check'd

Sorry user that hurts me dearly

>>basically Griffith but i'm not gay
yeah, okay, sure OP

It would be rude to stop him mid jerk, eh?

not realllly that autistic - more like assholeish
consider trying a bit harder
take a liquidy shit or something