How often do you get laid? With who?

How often do you get laid? With who?

>about twice a week with fwb's

every hour every day 24/7 with my hand.
>THE ORGASMS MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOOOOOOOD

noice

there's a girl at the dorm next to me and we do it about once every two weeks, no attachments
works out well because neither of us have much time

sounds ideal. I had a gf for 4 yrs but she lived in another city, so we both still had our own lives. Was pretty good, now she's out hubbyhunting

fair enough lol.

girl in my dorm lives a floor above me
been together a bit over a month now
haven't done much beyond the odd handjob and shitloads of cuddling, which is fine by me

also, pic related is mfw OP's pic is in my porn folder

never

Post pics of them OP.

try and get her to move onto gobbies.
you won't regret it, unless she cuts it off, then you will regret it

I travel for work so I either hook up with friends/aquaintences or escorts if I don't know anyone in the city where I'm in

Forgot to add that it's basically every week to every other week.

When I'm home I fuck my wife

sounds like you're making the best of it. I think that's a common lifestyle if you need to travel a lot for work

I'm not thrilled bc I am cheating but a man has needs

How long have you been married?

3 years

that's life

trying to keep it a bit longer term than that
both of us have ~0 experience, so I'm anxious about moving too fast

any kids?

Not yet but it's in the works

poor guy

Hah it is what it is. I'll most likely cut this shit out when that happens.

we were all there once, just dont screw it up like me

doubt it. also she has the same needs so it might not even be yours. no hard feelings bro

4-5 x a week
mostly with my wife, but i have a couple side pieces I throw it to once in a while

Fuck her in the pussy. She wants it even more than you

last time I got laid was with some fat girl almost a year ago and it was terrible

Lol nah, she's a REALLY good girl. Religious and all that. Another reason why I feel bad about what I do

I've been on a 6 month dry spell.

Was in a relationship for 3 years, broke up, had quick rebound that didn't last and have really put in the effort since.

Just got friendzoned by my only prospect so its time to restart unfortunately.

I satisfy her perfectly. There's no reason for her to go elsewhere

Haven't gotten laid this year. Last time was with ex gf.

Let me answer your question with another question OP...

Never.

tinder. meet up, drink wine, move location, drink more wine, go outside, kiss her, take her home, fuck her in the pussy

if I can ask, how did you screw it up? asking for obvious reasons

I wish I knew that for certain
to be fair, she was the one who started kissing, etc
and, of course, straight-up asking her would be just a little autistic

Almost a year. On purpose. Married to someone with whom there is no chemistry, and don't give a fuck.
(Literally and figuratively).

post was meant for someone else. still I'd say she's especially good at biting her tongue, which is more than good enough

Why did you marry someone with no chemistry?

come on dude she soooo wants it. ffs you autismo, stop sperging out

answer the question user

Once or twice a week with current gf. She loves experimenting with things so it's always fun.

Sex with gf dependent on mood and schedule. Usually 1-10 times per week, 4 is typical.

must be money

It was there at first, but personality conflicts buried it within the furst year. And because I'm a stupid fuck.

Nah fam, I'm no doctor but I've read at least a dozen psychology and human sexuality books in the past few months. You know how you always sit around on the Internet fapping to hot chicks you don't give a single fuck about? That's how it is. If she's sleeping around (if you've been married for a while it's almost a definite) don't let it bum you out as hard as that sounds. People like to fuck, and we each naturally have instincts to fuck a lot of different people. It's nothing to do with you, she just wants dick like every other str8 adult female.

around three times a week with the gf. we live 45 mins apart, so its tough sometimes to get the time...

First*

Okay user this is what you do:
you go on her on a date in a restaurant or invite her back to your place and have some cheap wine there. Then you fuck her right in the pussy (be carefull the pussy is the pink one that doesnt smell like poop hopefully, you can't miss this!)

once a week with my girlfriend

>ffs you autismo, stop sperging out
and don't I know it.

dunno, bruh - we're both engineers, if that helps paint the picture a bit more

I'm perfectly aware I have no clue what I'm doing, but I'd want to know for sure that she wants it

which brings us back to how I'd even know that

never stop flirting with other chicks, keep your game up. your gf will love you for it

Nothing to do with money.
100% personality flaws.

Religious girls fall to temptation. Especially Catholics and Mormons cause they're so repressed.

About twice a week with my main partner, once a fortnight with my secondary, and once every few months with my third in a threesome with my main.

somewhere between 1-4 times every tuesday or wednesday with gf of 4 years. only have time to see each other once or twice a week

almosy every day on wife's lunch break, couple times on weekend. have to wait for kids to be away, usually at school.

- too cheap
- dorm rooms are one floor apart
- neither of us are into partying at all, which makes it more of a miracle that we're together (in the sense that engineers who don't party don't usually get in relationships)

then it's even more stupid to get married. why??

Do you think she feels the same way? It's only going to get worse from here if you have absolutely zero interest or chemistry with this woman

personality FLAWS? I'm more confused now

That would make sense if she actually were repressed

Kek

At random parties that don't end up in me blacking out, last time was one year and 9 months ago at a New Years Eve party

We're not outside kinda people. More like shut-ins who aren't afraid to go out for working and people stuff.

you're a man so you're the one who must take lead. Nothing is happening because you're not playing your role. Poor girl. Take initiative. She'll stop you if she's uncomfortable, but you must lead.

fuck yeah brother

2-4 times a week
Mostly side chick because the gf has 0 sex drive

Hope this weekend been getting some good pics

I pushed it a little too far and she just cold turkey'd me. It screwed me up for a couple of days before I went out, got hammered and met someone else. I made up later and we're still friends, but it was something good. Bye, heading out

Whenever, with my girlfriend.

>mfw no dorm, socially awkward as fuck in parties, non-drinking shittiest dancer in fucking shitland.

Had a year and a half of a relationship where sex would hurt for her and it would always be terrible as fuck. I don't think I ever put it in for more than 5 minutes without her asking to pull it out and crying afterwards. crap crap crap

I banged my gf's friend lastnight so i am on a meter here. Not sure when she will find out and dump my ass.

god, I hadn't thought about that
I mean, most of the time when I ask about stuff the answer's vague, like "eventually"
idk, we're far from stagnating
she never suggests anything, so I think I've been doing fine with moving it forward, albeit at a fucking glacial pace

see, a scenario like (thanks for the story, m8) is what I'm worried about

A few times a month by my gf. we go to the same school so it's pretty awesome

this. she's gonna jump on the next man who satisfies her sexually if you don't at least try

Got divorced three years ago this month. Last month made three years since I've had sex. Haven't dated. Nothing. Don't care.

she's oblivious as ever-loving fuck; there's no way in hell she's gonna go after someone else

I mean, I don't think it's likely that she has, like, sexual desires she's not telling me about

That's not going to happen. Give this poor girl the D, she's craving it

don't get laid despite having girlfriend, long distance relationship. Kill me.

>That's not going to happen
knock on wood

>Give this poor girl the D
god damn, we gotta try at least oral first
in addition, our entire friend group consists of virgins of the highest order - except another couple, who's trying fuckall as far as I know

you have a lot to learn about women young grass hopper

I don't know what's wrong with me, I think it's my diet and lifestyle (lack of sleep) but sex bores me now and I do some pretty kinky stuff with the gf... Idk I would just prefer to wank tbh, that or do shit with another woman would be nice

that's not a relationship, it's a sinkhole for your energy and emotions

and don't I fucking know it

Men weren't designed to fuck the same woman all the time. You'll see when you're inside a fresh puss.

Similar here. It was good a handful of times but it's too big first her, which makes me happy and sad at the same time. Fuck

>43 years old
>wizard powers growing

Are you me?

used to every day, but my gf doesn't want to anymore. so zero since about 3 months ago. have been trying to hook up on CL but it's all spam

43? you're approaching grand wizard there m8

and you don't think she's seeing anyone else?

I'm not too big but she was extremely anxious and tight. It took months of trial and error to just boot her out. Fucking shit never worked out. Still feel like a virgin.

as often as I want with my girlfriend.

Almost every day. Sometimes twice a day. Balancing four different girls. Filling the whole in my heart with poon. It's kind of fun but getting redundant.

1-2 times a day with girl thing sort of relationship but the "what are we talk" hasn't been brought up thank fuck

2-3 times a day almost everyday, for about the last three months. Surely it will slow down eventually but I kinda hope not. Solid 7/10, super freaky. She is deff my favorite in my 26 years alive hope we date forever lol

> Had gf in highschool, and fucked her on daily basis.
> She bragged to friends all the time.
> One of the friends contacted me few years later, three months after we broke up
> Wanted to try out what my ex bragged about all those times.
> She came to my house one day. No pretence. We both know what's going to happen.
> She took her clothes off. Slim, with the biggest boobs I've ever seen.
> She fucked me vigorously. I barely had to move. She's an expert.
> Best sex of my life.
> Can't hold up. Busted a nut in like 20 seconds.
> She got all akward. Put her clothes on and went away as fast as she could
> Doesn't reply my messages since
> One year ago. Still don't have the confidence to date again.
>feelsbadman.jpg

Been a solid three years since I was getting laid with any regularity. And that was at the end of a seven year dry spell. Based on that, I have a good feeling about the year 2020.

Still better than having a gf and bending to her will over time

maybe every 2-3 weeks by my gf depending how much studying she needs to do

2-3 times a week with my wife.

I'm 50 and she's 47...suck it basement-dwelling virgins.

Does Masturbating to VR porn count? I've been doing that a lot lately. Closing to the real thing I've got.