The best social skill is knowing what not to say. >Be in English with my normie friends >Real edgy fuccboi, call him "Brayden" >looks like pic related but w/o beard, just 5 oclock shadow >Bradyen gets back from two-week absence >In crutches >Limps into his seat >Class hasn't started, so everyone's chatting >One kid I have History with is talking about the test today >"You ready for the test on Islam today user?" >Brayden's ears perk up >Islam >"Why are you learning about Islam?" >Friend says "We're covering the major religions" >"The mudslimes aren't major" he says >actually said mudslimes >pol.webm >not being an autist, I say nothing >everyone starts chorusing "yo that's not cool" or "islam is a religion of peace" and all that shit >he says he wants another crusade >muslim girl slaps him >falls out of his seat >ivefallenandicantgetup.jpg >starts yelling about rapefugees >edge.jpg >Hurr durr muh white women >leave him there until teacher arrives >next day >everyone calls him "cripler" (pronounced like "Hitler") Moar?
Liam Miller
Bump for interest
Robert Ramirez
Bump for life
Chase Roberts
Op here. Moar?
Alexander Smith
moar
Henry Ortiz
Moar you negro
Blake Cruz
Moar it is
>Cripler comes to school monday >perpetual scowl >maximumedge.jpg >based indian friend "Nick" sits next to Cripler >we're doing an assignment, low-volume conversations happening >nice relaxing work day >Cripler gets up and limps over to talk to teacher >Nick draws a swastika on the corner of his paper, and writes "gas the kikes, race war now" >places edge of other paper over it >Cripler comes back and resumes work >Later turns in paper >Nick gives me the look of a child that just unwrapped an NES christmas morning >Teacher eventually says "Uhh, Brayden, what's this?" >Everyone looks up >Cripler goes to teacher's desk >eyes widen >"I didn't do it, I swear!" >teacher knows about Cripler's views >Cripler gets suspended Moar?
Kevin Nelson
MEHR
Grayson Wright
...
Isaac Parker
Moar plz
Austin Nguyen
Moar inbound
>two weeks later, Cripler has been back for a while now >Learn he has a thing for this one girl "April" >Blue eyes, blonde hair, typical stacy >asks for her number one day >she makes it clear she's friendzoning him, but gives him number anyway >mfw Cripler gets moar digits than me >two days later, in math >Cripler sits on other side of room >walk to go get a book >pass cripler's desk >he's not there >some papers spilled out of his bag >one is a drawing of a German WW2 era fighter plane >has details written on paper next to plane >"Dornier Do" or some shit >grab paper, put in pocket (cont)
Oliver Campbell
El Bumpo for intereso
Caleb James
bump
Elijah Gomez
(cont)
>bring luftwaffe drawing to english next day >pass it around to friends, he looks around but has no clue >Nick hands it to April and tells her it's Cripler's >she looks at him weird >she shows it to him >he runs over and rips it out of her hand embarrassed >loses all his spaghetti >stuffs in pocket >people start calling him "blitzcreep" too >see him after school on my walk home >sitting at bus stop, phone out >walk behind him and screenpeak >texting someone about "liars" and how he's "just messing around" >look at convo name >"Eva Braun" >fucking autist calls her hitler's wife >mfw Blitzcreep think's he's Hitler >mfw this girl's his Eva Braun >tell April next day >blocks him
Brandon Foster
He was a Sup Forumslock probably. Why make it worse for him?
Nathaniel Rodriguez
I always think "What would Sup Forums do?"
Jonathan Baker
bump keep em coming user
Andrew Young
"Cripler"
My sides are in orbit
Jacob Peterson
You realize (assuming this story is real and not walking the dinosaur) - this is some Eric Harris / Dylan Klebold shit in the making
Carson Jackson
newfag test >newfag test
Leo Wilson
Even moar
>cripler hangs out with a few other neckbeards at lunch >he's bitching about everything that's happened in this thread >Nick and I sit relatively close, and observe him >he knows we all hate him but doesn't know who's doing this >keep an eye on him for a long while >find out when he goes to his locker, once in the morning, after lunch, and after school >find his locker >locker is the kind with little slits >after school >print out thirty pictures of Stalin >put them in bag for next day >in english, first hour >slip the pages into my coat pockets >tell the teacher i need the bathroom >slip every picture in >pretend i'm just at my locker when people walk by >wring my hands like a dirty jew >tell Nick >at lunch we stake out his locker and wait for the show (cont)
Grayson Flores
Yup. Weird loner kid latching onto an ideology bigger than himself
Brody Moore
Lol you fuckers pretty much proved him right.. How's it feel making someone's shitty life shittier for shits and giggles?
Dylan Murphy
Good ol' Stalin in locker. Classic.
Keep going OP
Nicholas Perry
Dubs checked Feels pretty good, knowing he was a Nazi.
Luis Hill
White Knight detected
Nicholas Rodriguez
...
Josiah Morales
>he says he wants another crusade like this? sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm
Jason Bennett
>decide that Cripler needs to leave school. >call up cops >tell them about his gun >they raid his locker and find 12 dildo >they rape him until he cries.
Nolan Sanders
The story of Cripler continues
>Cripler and the Blitzcreeps show up to their usual spot >they talk about chubby weaboo girls at school >Nick and I try to control our sides in anticipation >Cripler notices the time >goes to his locker >time slows down as he dials the combination >opens it >papers come dumping out onto floor >fucking Stalin's face everywhere >"WHAT THE HELL?" >He enters a state of autistic rage >other Sup Forums tards laugh at him >Nick and I try not to explode from laughter >he starts yelling at his friends >thinks they did it >"Why the fuck did you put that slavic fuckin' jew in my locker" >teacher comes over >It's Mr. Long, notorious for always having a stick up his ass >yells at Cripler to calm the fuck down and clean up >Cripler hisses autistic ramblings through his teeth gathering the pictures of broviet dictator Cheeki breeki
Jacob Sanders
...
Owen Bailey
?/'/&:" ...
Gavin Kelly
Someone screencap
Easton Diaz
OP here, will screencap after thread dies. Cripler will live on in other greentext threads
Ryder Jones
Dubs checked
Caleb Collins
...
Hudson Reed
Moar?
Nolan Carter
Bump for more cripler
Juan Lee
Moar OP?
Owen Morgan
OP here, have to go do something, don't let thread 404 pls
Logan Lewis
keepin it alive
Oliver Foster
...
Levi Jackson
finish the story OP
Christian Sanders
...
Jacob Cooper
Nazi shit aside, you and your friends are dicks that deserve what you get.
Good luck.
Jason Cooper
...
Isaac Johnson
Please post a link. I need this in my life.
Landon Cox
my screen cap so far
Brayden Hernandez
This kid sounds like a cringy guy on his own, but OP is a sadistic bully- the kind parents warn their kids about. He's clearly doing these things to set this guy up as a symbol of a bigger loser than himself. Maybe most pathetic is the fact that he doesn't even do these things himself. His friend Nick, whom OP apparently admires, is the dom to OP's pathetic subservience.
TL;DR: OP, you're so obviously a pathetic beta virgin that you've actually resorted to attacking your own kind in an attempt to hide from the reality of who you are
Leo Adams
Put me in the screen cap for no reason other than my own vanity
Henry Jones
Great, post to reddit for up boats and don't forget to include me! Lelel
Nathan Smith
Am back
>Cripler eventually no longer suspects the blitzcreeps >He is increasingly watchful of his things >I must be careful >consult Nick >we talk for a long time, until we finally decide on a plan >Cripler is in drama, and their play is soon >Cripler is known around the school at this point >don't normally attend those stupid fucking plays but we make an exception >brilliant plan is put into place a month later >sit in middle of auditorium >play starts >gay kids, weeb girls, all wannabe actors taking their role in a high school play way too seriously >Nick is on far side of auditorium >play is boring, and people are talking, with the occasional yell or cheer >As soon as Cripler walks on stage, it begins >Nick yells "Heil Hitler!" >Yell "Heil Hitler!" >other kids we don't even know join in >"Heil Hitler!" "Heil Hitler!" >Cripler loses it >He starts freaking out and yelling at the audience >other actors are laughing or mortified (cont)
Asher Russell
^this guy gets it
I refuse to believe this thread isn't samefaggery. That or summer hasn't quite ended yet. I mean for the love of god, this is a literal schoolboy bullying another schoolboy. How juvenile do you have to be to find this funny?
John Watson
>blitzcreep Holy kek, your classmates were fantastic
Hunter Reed
as juvenile as the person bitching about it.
Landon Howard
Way to fuck up the story with this vanilla bull-shit. O P U R F A G
Leo Watson
>ramblings of some high school faggot this is the worst thread i've seen in years
Robert Harris
(cont)
>Cripler runs off stage screaming and yelling >play is ruined, but others try to continue, recovering from what they just saw >teachers comb seats looking for people who yelled >404 >they give up >never see Cripler at school again >Hear he's homeschooled now >Cripler's blitzcreeps continue on without him >things are better without Cripler >muslim girl no longer has annoying neckbeard ranting about removing kebab >april no longer has to awkwardly be around him >all is good
Thus ends the story of Cripler.
Andrew Sullivan
Blitzcreeps gtfo
Dylan Rogers
What are some of your favorite threads, user?
Josiah Walker
jesus christ you're the cringe
Landon Morgan
>Blitzcreeps kys, this is bad son
you gotta stop this before college or you're gonna have a tough time
Daniel Nguyen
Samefags
Bentley Cook
>88 Blitzcreep confirmed
Levi Reed
How is it juvenile to vocalize my aversion this stupid shit? I think you're a loser, and I legitimately believe that the sooner you face that fact instead of trying to offload it onto easy targets, the sooner you might start repairing your tailspin of a life. You're a child, and the person you are now simply can not exist as an adult.
But that's beside the point. My MAIN objection to this thread is what this guy said:
Ethan Parker
OK cool, it's nice to see other people saying pretty much the same shit
I hate being alone at the circus
Colton Sullivan
thanks for the story
it was pretty good
Logan King
Samefaggot
Liam Lopez
[actual] samefag Looking at you OP
Liam Johnson
hey you arent me!
and you can stop crying at any moment. really its ok.
Benjamin Sanchez
Look at the mess I've started.
Jace Moore
Oh yeah bro I'm totally op I am samefag though, good job user
Wyatt Gomez
you are almost as bad as this fag:
maybe yall can rub cocks together and share feelings and thoughts.
Blake Williams
Eh, I read it, but does it really deserve a screencap? I mean the TLDR is >some Sup Forums kid gets bullied out of school OP's more cringe than that kid was.
Lincoln Smith
OP here, anyone wanna screencap?
Blake Moore
>as he posts generic autism image
Why even live user?
Ethan Cruz
cause making you feel more than obliged to reply on an image board is my only joy in life.
Landon Jackson
nobody wants the screencap. Your story was mediocre. You and Nick are douchebags.
Julian Mitchell
Nice dubs, bad pic
Eli Ortiz
>obligated to reply You're not that special baby, I got more threads open and this is just what I do
Jordan Taylor
im glad you felt the need to justify, keep re assuring yourself with future comments.
Chase Miller
>says he's not obligated to reply >replies
Nolan Gutierrez
>he replies again You're a cheeky man!
Nathaniel Wilson
Obligation is not the same as volunteering. Bravo user you win the samefag retardo reward
Luke Butler
one more for good measure.
Elijah Torres
Diverting shekels from CTR to your personal account, user.
Alexander Turner
alright daddy
Easton Nelson
At what point do you think the story got stale? I'm thinking that when I share it in the future I'll just end it at that point.
Ian Wood
You're the cancer, faggot. Take your fake story and go shill somewhere else.
Aiden Diaz
NEED I SCREAM SAMEFAG?
Liam Smith
ITT: OP tells a cringy story of himself picking on quasiretards
This isn't a cringe thread, this thread IS cringe
Zachary Foster
Add to
Gabriel Nguyen
well I was only 2 of those (and the second time I was responding directly to something OP said), so you're mostly wrong
Lucas Edwards
lrn2troll
Nathan Murphy
this kid has gotta be fucking kidding me
seriously OP, i cant fucking believe I'm asking this, but what grade are you in?
Owen Fisher
How did user get away with this?
Luis Morgan
Mostly right* if only two of those are out.
Leo Barnes
Somebody screencap this thread to display at OP and Nick's funeral when Cripler inevitably Columbines them