ITT: Cringe greentexts

ITT: Cringe greentexts

The best social skill is knowing what not to say.
>Be in English with my normie friends
>Real edgy fuccboi, call him "Brayden"
>looks like pic related but w/o beard, just 5 oclock shadow
>Bradyen gets back from two-week absence
>In crutches
>Limps into his seat
>Class hasn't started, so everyone's chatting
>One kid I have History with is talking about the test today
>"You ready for the test on Islam today user?"
>Brayden's ears perk up
>Islam
>"Why are you learning about Islam?"
>Friend says "We're covering the major religions"
>"The mudslimes aren't major" he says
>actually said mudslimes
>pol.webm
>not being an autist, I say nothing
>everyone starts chorusing "yo that's not cool" or "islam is a religion of peace" and all that shit
>he says he wants another crusade
>muslim girl slaps him
>falls out of his seat
>ivefallenandicantgetup.jpg
>starts yelling about rapefugees
>edge.jpg
>Hurr durr muh white women
>leave him there until teacher arrives
>next day
>everyone calls him "cripler" (pronounced like "Hitler")
Moar?

Bump for interest

Bump for life

Op here. Moar?

moar

Moar you negro

Moar it is

>Cripler comes to school monday
>perpetual scowl
>maximumedge.jpg
>based indian friend "Nick" sits next to Cripler
>we're doing an assignment, low-volume conversations happening
>nice relaxing work day
>Cripler gets up and limps over to talk to teacher
>Nick draws a swastika on the corner of his paper, and writes "gas the kikes, race war now"
>places edge of other paper over it
>Cripler comes back and resumes work
>Later turns in paper
>Nick gives me the look of a child that just unwrapped an NES christmas morning
>Teacher eventually says "Uhh, Brayden, what's this?"
>Everyone looks up
>Cripler goes to teacher's desk
>eyes widen
>"I didn't do it, I swear!"
>teacher knows about Cripler's views
>Cripler gets suspended
Moar?

MEHR

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Moar plz

Moar inbound

>two weeks later, Cripler has been back for a while now
>Learn he has a thing for this one girl "April"
>Blue eyes, blonde hair, typical stacy
>asks for her number one day
>she makes it clear she's friendzoning him, but gives him number anyway
>mfw Cripler gets moar digits than me
>two days later, in math
>Cripler sits on other side of room
>walk to go get a book
>pass cripler's desk
>he's not there
>some papers spilled out of his bag
>one is a drawing of a German WW2 era fighter plane
>has details written on paper next to plane
>"Dornier Do" or some shit
>grab paper, put in pocket
(cont)

El Bumpo for intereso

bump

(cont)

>bring luftwaffe drawing to english next day
>pass it around to friends, he looks around but has no clue
>Nick hands it to April and tells her it's Cripler's
>she looks at him weird
>she shows it to him
>he runs over and rips it out of her hand embarrassed
>loses all his spaghetti
>stuffs in pocket
>people start calling him "blitzcreep" too
>see him after school on my walk home
>sitting at bus stop, phone out
>walk behind him and screenpeak
>texting someone about "liars" and how he's "just messing around"
>look at convo name
>"Eva Braun"
>fucking autist calls her hitler's wife
>mfw Blitzcreep think's he's Hitler
>mfw this girl's his Eva Braun
>tell April next day
>blocks him

He was a Sup Forumslock probably. Why make it worse for him?

I always think "What would Sup Forums do?"

bump
keep em coming user

"Cripler"


My sides are in orbit

You realize (assuming this story is real and not walking the dinosaur) - this is some Eric Harris / Dylan Klebold shit in the making

newfag test
>newfag test

Even moar

>cripler hangs out with a few other neckbeards at lunch
>he's bitching about everything that's happened in this thread
>Nick and I sit relatively close, and observe him
>he knows we all hate him but doesn't know who's doing this
>keep an eye on him for a long while
>find out when he goes to his locker, once in the morning, after lunch, and after school
>find his locker
>locker is the kind with little slits
>after school
>print out thirty pictures of Stalin
>put them in bag for next day
>in english, first hour
>slip the pages into my coat pockets
>tell the teacher i need the bathroom
>slip every picture in
>pretend i'm just at my locker when people walk by
>wring my hands like a dirty jew
>tell Nick
>at lunch we stake out his locker and wait for the show
(cont)

Yup. Weird loner kid latching onto an ideology bigger than himself

Lol you fuckers pretty much proved him right.. How's it feel making someone's shitty life shittier for shits and giggles?

Good ol' Stalin in locker. Classic.

Keep going OP

Dubs checked
Feels pretty good, knowing he was a Nazi.

White Knight detected

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>he says he wants another crusade
like this?
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm

>decide that Cripler needs to leave school.
>call up cops
>tell them about his gun
>they raid his locker and find 12 dildo
>they rape him until he cries.

The story of Cripler continues

>Cripler and the Blitzcreeps show up to their usual spot
>they talk about chubby weaboo girls at school
>Nick and I try to control our sides in anticipation
>Cripler notices the time
>goes to his locker
>time slows down as he dials the combination
>opens it
>papers come dumping out onto floor
>fucking Stalin's face everywhere
>"WHAT THE HELL?"
>He enters a state of autistic rage
>other Sup Forums tards laugh at him
>Nick and I try not to explode from laughter
>he starts yelling at his friends
>thinks they did it
>"Why the fuck did you put that slavic fuckin' jew in my locker"
>teacher comes over
>It's Mr. Long, notorious for always having a stick up his ass
>yells at Cripler to calm the fuck down and clean up
>Cripler hisses autistic ramblings through his teeth gathering the pictures of broviet dictator
Cheeki breeki

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?/'/&:" ...

Someone screencap

OP here, will screencap after thread dies. Cripler will live on in other greentext threads

Dubs checked

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Moar?

Bump for more cripler

Moar OP?

OP here, have to go do something, don't let thread 404 pls

keepin it alive

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finish the story OP

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Nazi shit aside, you and your friends are dicks that deserve what you get.

Good luck.

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Please post a link. I need this in my life.

my screen cap so far

This kid sounds like a cringy guy on his own, but OP is a sadistic bully- the kind parents warn their kids about. He's clearly doing these things to set this guy up as a symbol of a bigger loser than himself. Maybe most pathetic is the fact that he doesn't even do these things himself. His friend Nick, whom OP apparently admires, is the dom to OP's pathetic subservience.

TL;DR: OP, you're so obviously a pathetic beta virgin that you've actually resorted to attacking your own kind in an attempt to hide from the reality of who you are

Put me in the screen cap for no reason other than my own vanity

Great, post to reddit for up boats and don't forget to include me! Lelel

Am back

>Cripler eventually no longer suspects the blitzcreeps
>He is increasingly watchful of his things
>I must be careful
>consult Nick
>we talk for a long time, until we finally decide on a plan
>Cripler is in drama, and their play is soon
>Cripler is known around the school at this point
>don't normally attend those stupid fucking plays but we make an exception
>brilliant plan is put into place a month later
>sit in middle of auditorium
>play starts
>gay kids, weeb girls, all wannabe actors taking their role in a high school play way too seriously
>Nick is on far side of auditorium
>play is boring, and people are talking, with the occasional yell or cheer
>As soon as Cripler walks on stage, it begins
>Nick yells "Heil Hitler!"
>Yell "Heil Hitler!"
>other kids we don't even know join in
>"Heil Hitler!" "Heil Hitler!"
>Cripler loses it
>He starts freaking out and yelling at the audience
>other actors are laughing or mortified
(cont)

^this guy gets it

I refuse to believe this thread isn't samefaggery. That or summer hasn't quite ended yet. I mean for the love of god, this is a literal schoolboy bullying another schoolboy. How juvenile do you have to be to find this funny?

>blitzcreep
Holy kek, your classmates were fantastic

as juvenile as the person bitching about it.

Way to fuck up the story with this vanilla bull-shit. O P U R F A G

>ramblings of some high school faggot
this is the worst thread i've seen in years

(cont)

>Cripler runs off stage screaming and yelling
>play is ruined, but others try to continue, recovering from what they just saw
>teachers comb seats looking for people who yelled
>404
>they give up
>never see Cripler at school again
>Hear he's homeschooled now
>Cripler's blitzcreeps continue on without him
>things are better without Cripler
>muslim girl no longer has annoying neckbeard ranting about removing kebab
>april no longer has to awkwardly be around him
>all is good

Thus ends the story of Cripler.

Blitzcreeps gtfo

What are some of your favorite threads, user?

jesus christ you're the cringe

>Blitzcreeps
kys, this is bad son

you gotta stop this before college or you're gonna have a tough time

Samefags

>88
Blitzcreep confirmed

How is it juvenile to vocalize my aversion this stupid shit? I think you're a loser, and I legitimately believe that the sooner you face that fact instead of trying to offload it onto easy targets, the sooner you might start repairing your tailspin of a life. You're a child, and the person you are now simply can not exist as an adult.

But that's beside the point. My MAIN objection to this thread is what this guy said:

OK cool, it's nice to see other people saying pretty much the same shit

I hate being alone at the circus

thanks for the story

it was pretty good

Samefaggot

[actual] samefag
Looking at you OP

hey you arent me!

and you can stop crying at any moment. really its ok.

Look at the mess I've started.

Oh yeah bro I'm totally op
I am samefag though, good job user

you are almost as bad as this fag:

maybe yall can rub cocks together and share feelings and thoughts.

Eh, I read it, but does it really deserve a screencap? I mean the TLDR is
>some Sup Forums kid gets bullied out of school
OP's more cringe than that kid was.

OP here, anyone wanna screencap?

>as he posts generic autism image

Why even live user?

cause making you feel more than obliged to reply on an image board is my only joy in life.

nobody wants the screencap. Your story was mediocre. You and Nick are douchebags.

Nice dubs, bad pic

>obligated to reply
You're not that special baby, I got more threads open and this is just what I do

im glad you felt the need to justify, keep re assuring yourself with future comments.

>says he's not obligated to reply
>replies

>he replies again
You're a cheeky man!

Obligation is not the same as volunteering. Bravo user you win the samefag retardo reward

one more for good measure.

Diverting shekels from CTR to your personal account, user.

alright daddy

At what point do you think the story got stale? I'm thinking that when I share it in the future I'll just end it at that point.

You're the cancer, faggot. Take your fake story and go shill somewhere else.

NEED I SCREAM SAMEFAG?

ITT: OP tells a cringy story of himself picking on quasiretards

This isn't a cringe thread, this thread IS cringe

Add to

well I was only 2 of those (and the second time I was responding directly to something OP said), so you're mostly wrong

lrn2troll

this kid has gotta be fucking kidding me

seriously OP, i cant fucking believe I'm asking this, but what grade are you in?

How did user get away with this?

Mostly right* if only two of those are out.

Somebody screencap this thread to display at OP and Nick's funeral when Cripler inevitably Columbines them

The autism is strong in this one

Glad you came to terms with your illness.