Who is stopping them?

Who is stopping them?

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Retirement.

literally no one lad

AC

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Whoever they draw in the QF

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No one.

This is our year la

2bh the only teams I see beating them are Bayern and Barcelona

Bayern because they literally have the perfect team this year. Amazing depth, an excellent starting squad, an excellent CL manager, and Barcelona just because of the talent on their starting 11.

But I think Juve could beat either of them on any day. Same the other way around really

we almost beat bayern last season lad if not for 2 minutes we would have been through. we had a few injuries though bayern did too but our team is a lot stronger this year relatively to theirs. ancelotti could change a lot but i only see us losing to bayern if they are playing well and both robben and ribery are fit

both teams of Madrid

>Shit A team
>Shit B team
>Higuain
>Avereage age of 4000000 years old
>Unstopable
HUEHUEHEUE

Higuaín
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>halal memedrid
>beats juve

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And this was with weaker squad than Juve have now

>Lucky victory
>Loses the final either way
Tipical Juve moment kek

>get rekt at home
>l-lucky
Only team that would a clear favorite over Juve in this CL is Uefalona. With the squad depth at their disposal not even injuries are a major issue now.

>bullshit win against a crippled Madrid
LOOOOL

>b-bullshit win
How do you define that? Juve had injury problems that whole campaign

>get rekt
kek.Youd dint see the match.Juve was shit and got dominated by a heavy injured madrid without a defensive midfielder.Juve would lose 4-0 against a a healthy Madrid.They are just worst player by player,even the bench players

Madrid XI is better than juve XI
>higuain
top Kek

>we "dominated"
This is Uefalona-tier excuse, lmao. As I said, the only team I'm worried about is Farca, if they get knocked out the CL is up for taking.

>higuain
Dont forget about that walking tree Khedira.Juve is just Madrid rejects top kek

Yes.Juve played like shit and got a lucky goal.If that is your definition of rekting you have very low standards(that would explain why you support mementus)

>36 league goals in the most defensive league in the world
>goal 7 minutes into his Juve debut
What a shitter

>Seria A
>Any good
Kek even Oporto with Topillas eliminated your 3rd team.And Villarreal beat Napoli(2nd) in the EL.Seria A is a joke.

don't reply to him lad

>played like shit and lucky goal
Kek, whatever helps you sleep at night. Bayern is a challenge (50/50), Uefalona needs to get memed on by someone else and Real is tough, but beatable (60/40 for Juve)

buffon is too old, his reflexes are shit.

he'll lose them the ucl, and next season they'll buy donnarumma for a record transfer

>60/40 for Juve
lel.More like 95/5 for Madrid.Can any Juve player even make it to madrid's XI?

Half and bottom of Serie A table are far more defensively skilled than Sunny Liga counterparts, you don't see them concede 4 goals on average. The top Spanish teams are naturally better than Juve's opposition, but it's much harder to score against Empoli or Verona than Rayo, Las Palmas or some shitter.
Just enjoying his butthurt, that's all

>you don't see them concede 4 goals on average
Because they play against shit tier teams.

Gigi has one more solid year in him left, I doubt the possible failure would be because of him. Donnarumma is already lined up as successor, but will it be record transfer?

I don't hate juve but fuck off with the delusions
you guys are better than any eplel team and that's it

>implying I will give any more (You)s to the Halal poster who got bullied off /epl/ so he attention whores in Italian football threads now

kek

he was our best player last season

you literally have no idea what you're talking about

>coming in second is now not an achievement anymore
>a silver medal is as worthless and dropping out in the ro16 like Arsenal does every year
I'll never get this

I have never posted on the epl general
>Being a loser is an achievement
>Implying

There's only one team that's a clear favorite on paper, and even that's because of their overpowered attacking trio. Bayern and Real are on the same level, so what's delusional about the possibility of winning CL?

Who's stopping them?

>he pretends he didn't attention whore in /trans/ all summer until anons told him to fuck off and stopped replying

juve is good but drop this eplel delusion you guys are 5th best team behind buyern farca pateti and Madrid

By that logic youre a loser for not being the richest person on earth.

Didn't Caner Erkin sign for Inter?

>Bayern and Real are on the same level
This is where the delusion comes from. Juve is worse player by player than both Bayern and Real. Not even a single player of Juve could make it into their XI. Atletico has more chances of winning the CL than Juve.

see this
juve is good but come on you guys are not favorites to win it

>behind Atletico

>trans is epl
Wow this is a new one

Yeah and they loaned him to us because he didn't want to go to Beşiktaş direct from Fenerbahçe since he was afraid of fan reactions. The whole thing was a sham

The CL is a closed competition. Being the richest person on earth has nothing to do with a closed tournament.

Not favorites, that's Farca. Bayern and Real will probably have better odds by bookies but in reality their chances are equal.

>but in my reality their chances are equal.

fair enough
drop this unstoppable shit leave being delusional to the inbred brits

worth a tenner each way maybe

The human race is a closed society. Juventus sure as hell didnt go into the competition expecting to win, let alone give it out as the goal. So coming in second can definitely be considered a success. Youre basically implying that anyone who DOESNT win a league is a loser, even though it being a pretty impressive feat for a poor(er) club to reach top 3.

>Not even a single player of Juve could make it into their XI

kek

Buffon > Navas
Barzagli/Bonucci/Chiellini > any CB
Dani Alves > Lahm/Carvajal
Khedira/Marchisio/Pjanic > Kroos/Thiago/Xabi
Higuain > Lewandowski/Benzema

>higuain
kek

yeah, he has experience now, but his reflexes aren't what they were. Current Buffon wouldn't have saved zidane's header

juve's defense is by far the best. Their midfield is on the level of real or bayern, maybe just a bit below them, their attack is inferior.Especially if higuain chokes in important matches. But Dybala is young and he could still grow this season

Jesus Alvaro, your level of shitposting is becoming ridiculous.
Are you unironically implying that players like Bonucci, Dani Alves, Alex Sandro, Marchisio, Khedira, Pjanic, Dybala, Higuain and even fucking Mandzukic wouldn't make it into Halal's or any other top team's XI at the moment?
Are you unironically implying that Juve didn't deserve to win against Halal in 2015?

>Buffon > Navas
Kek
>Barzagli/Bonucci/Chiellini > any CB
Kek
>Dani Alves > Lahm/Carvajal
Kek
>Khedira/Marchisio/Pjanic > Kroos/Thiago/Xabi
Lol
>Higuain > Lewandowski/Benzema
Kek
This is not 2011.

if you think higuain is shit then every striker in the world besides suarez is fucking shitstain

no other goalkeeper could make saves like that anyway, so it doesn't make that much difference. he just isn't as good but still pretty much the best goalkeeper with neuer. neuer is younger so is faster and better reflexes but buffon is buffon, his position and consistency is unmatched

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you are deluded as shit lad. you think because your team was gifted 2 CLs means your team is the best. real only won because barca and bayern weren't on form in those 2 seasons and bayern knocked out juve last season. look how easy your draw was lad.

objective favourites:
1. farca
2. buyern
3. juve
4. halal madrid
5. shitletico madrid

We already have. By taking they're best player

he wasn't even our 2nd best midfielder

>Are you unironically implying that players like Bonucci, Dani Alves, Alex Sandro, Marchisio, Khedira, Pjanic, Dybala, Higuain and even fucking Mandzukic wouldn't make it into Halal's or any other top team's XI at the moment?
Yes. All of them are old garbage. Are you seriously implying that current Alves or Kedhira are worthclass? Bonucci(lol),Alex Sandro(lol),Dybala (lol),Higuain(lol),Marchisio (lol),Pjanic (lol) and Mandzuckick (lol) wouldnt even make it into Real Madrid Castilla.

>juve's defense is by far the best
Bonucci is the best CB in the world
Barzagli is class but also very old
Chiellini is so error-prone and shit with the ball that if it wasn't for his meme reputation as a "tough guy" he would be Ranocchia-tier

>our

juve bandwagoners getting BTFO so hard in here

>the city of halal madrid shitposting

Leicester

>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so much la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*

This is just a shitty bait at this point

"we"

You trying too hard m8

Lel. Madrid with half the team injured and without a defensive midfielder rolled all over Juve. And Please Madrid rolfstomp one of the best Bayern's in history after 1 month vacation due winning the Bundes on March.

low tier bait

>he doesn't know about the Halal (You)whore
It's the same gimmick that got old in /trans/ so he's baiting elsewhere now

>A bunch of literal whos and Madrid rejects would bench people like Kroos,Modric,Carvajal,Benzema,Pepe or Bale
Sure thing la

>pooventus

There's no need to be mad Hamsik. Not everyone's career can be succesful

>manure
>old man ibra it's eplel best player

>A ligue 1 flop is Mexico leagues best player
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juve-bayern-barca-madrid power XI ranking

-------------------------Buffon
----D.Alves-Bonucci-Chiellini-Alaba
------------Vidal-Marchisio-Iniesta
------------Messi-Higuain-Ronaldo

Juve: 6
Bayern: 2
Barca: 2
Faildrid: 1

>1200 tonnes of Rooney noodles for wide shooting Mendy

To be fair, Carvajal is probably better now than Alves and Suarez > Higuain, agreed otherwise. And Vidal isn't what he used to be anymore, if Khedira manages to stay fit (doubtful) he can perform better.

Kek.Made me reply.7/10 b8
Real one.
Neuer
Carvajal----Boateng----Pepe----Marcelo
Modric-----X.Alonso----Iniesta
Messi---Suarez----C.Ronaldo
R.MAdrid:5
Bayern:3
Barça:3

>Khedira
Pls dont compare Vidal with that classless walking tree.There are tons of better midfielders both in Bayern,Madrid and BArça than him

>buffon over neuer
>chiellini
>no pepe
>no modric
>no suarez

holy shit you are retarded

>I rate pepe over bonucci/barzagli/chiellini/benatia

that's enough for today lads

yes the lack of sleep is making you more delusional than normal

Im glad Juve scammed

>I rate memes over the best CB in the world

Show me your team's UCL trophies

Juve have gone backwards Leicester would probably beat them

>Modric
What is this, 2014? Pjanic is better than him. Also Juve CB > other CBs.
>Neuer > Buffon
It's close, but Gigi is still more reliable. Neuer has somehow managed to decline in past two years.

lel dude
Juve would put 5 to manure fucking shitty team were rppmey is the best player doesnt have a thing to say in this conversation

>twelve thousand Chevrolet Camaros for muslim Wilshire

>Pjanic is better than Modric
>Buffon over Neuer
>Juvefags claiming others troll
Kek

no it's 2016 and modric won the CL, being the best midfielder of the tournament. what did pjanic do exactly

and pepe was the best defender in the euros

where has this juve delusion come from all of a sudden? is it because they dominate a one team league?