Ask a cockroach anything
Ask a cockroach anything
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What are the other politicians like?
How does it feel to be leaving the oval office, President Obama?
Can you really survive a nuke?
why did you come into my garage you bastard? i know everyone is saying the drought isnt helping but i dont want you. you're disgusting. take your friends and leave.
are you really as gross as people think?
i know jews are gross, but what is your
opinion of yourself?
How is the weather in Istanbul this time of year, Mehmet?
Trump or Clinton?
So you're turkish?
No that's a myth
Are the insects planning an eventual revolt on the human race to restore balance to the world?
We call you palmetto bugs in florida
Do you speak Mandarin or Cantonese?
mehmet my son
Why does your purple piss run down my wall? I mean, you live in my bathroom, use the fucking toilet!
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yes
How do you feel about the coup attempt on Erdogan?
What's it like living in Turkey?
When the dew of morning collects on your antennas does it mess with your perception?
They are a low budget version of Dr.Evil
I'm giving my last fucks so pretty alright
Don't listen to we really can
Jews are definitely gross, not as jew bush tho
Nigga I was literally looking for something to eat, give me a break
Trumper
Crockoachness
No fucking way, it's always full of piss
It's good, but it's full of commies so it's not so wonderful as other roaches put it
Went to Istanbul last year, roaches there are really friendly, not as friendly as
DESIGNATED country but it's alright
That's off limits where did you get that info
Do you have a mouth? And would you say that life is difficult for you?
Someone screen cap this thread it's glorious
Have you ever been touched in all the right places, Mr. Roach? ;^)
Also I was in Rutin Putin's office a week ago
I overheard something about nukes and "Hillary", just letting you humans know
WHY WOULD YOU WARN THE HUMANS OF THE IMMINENT BOMBARDMENT? YOU'RE PUTTING THE ENTIRE MISSION AT RISK BY GIVING THEM PREP TIME.
THEY SEEMED KINDA CHILL, WTF LARRY DON'T BE A COMMIE
Do you know any Japanese roaches? You know, those ones who like going kamikaze as they fly straight toward you.
Dammit nippoeeseses....
Can you tell your bug nigger friends to stay out of my house?
Can i call you papa roach?
Yeah, they are weird dudes, some of them fly directly towards people and start screaming "ching-chong jackiechan-toyota" and then they get swatted
I cannot guarantee you to work, just smash them, they are tied to the band known as "crippleroach"
It has been quite mixed lately
Whatever floats your boat my fellow human
does it bother you that trump wants you to be deported?
whats life in turkey like?
Was there a roach hitler?
Alright papa roach
Do roaches really lye eggs in our brains?
What is the tastiest meal you ever had?
What do you think of humans
You got the stuff?
Go to bed paul
someone step on OP?
Yep
how the fuck did you get the GOP nomination for president this year?
What's the weather like in Turkey?
Its ops bed time he has to go to school in the mourning
I already made a deal with him to avoid that
I'll see you later in bed
Yeah, 40 years ago, it was an historical event know as the "Crockoaust", many friends died in there, apparently, Neintler wanted a world where only flying crockoaches could fit.
India is full of trash so it's a start
Some of them are alright when they aren't trying to step on you
No idea, may have been because I got a nobel prize in literature and science art
Kinda harsh for my taste, but overall a 8/10
Nice
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how many roach bitches you fucked?
why do you guys only infest black peoples houses? i've never known of white people with roaches.
Excuse you
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Because KFC is our favorite food
Upsidedown Cross¿
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What kind of insect are you?
how many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
why are you resistant to radiation?
What is your gender identity
I am not allowed to speak these, I might get killed for this but have you seen "Men in Black"?
Yeah that movie was portrayed as "fake" but we have the take your skin and wear it like you guys do
We kinda hate light, it's annoying
So we can take the world in case you guys kill yourselves
Type-B
did you have a cameo in Jake's Apartment?
What the fuck are you still doing in my house? Get out. NOW!