Why aren't you Sup Forumsisexual, fam?
Why aren't you Sup Forumsisexual, fam?
William Brown
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James Hill
Because I wasn't born that way.
Nathan Murphy
Because I don't wish to have a guy anywhere near me when I am getting off. Dicks are ridiculous, most guys are shitheads, and the notion of a guy sucking me off or taking my dick up his ass is incredibly gross to me. Bisexualism is trendy. But fuck you, I'm straight.
Nolan Myers
>Bisexualism
>a thing
Nolan Baker
It doesn't seem like my cup of tea
Grayson Bell
I'm glad you're home eat without being condescending.
For some reason these threads trigger "straight" guys but I'm guessing those who are seriously triggered are closer cases.
Nicholas Collins
Stupid autocorrect.
"Home eat" = honest
Joshua Clark
Look, I dressed up in womens clothing, tied myself up, put on nipple clamps, and masturbated to pics of dominant men and women while imagining I was their sissy sex slave.
So yeah, I'm pretty bi/gay.
>pic related, it's my imaginary Masters cock
Angel Wilson
Forgot to say that I did that just a couple of hours ago. Felt good, man.
Lincoln Sanchez
Looks like a sandnigger version of Colin Farrell.
Landon Jenkins
*closet
Andrew Jackson
Is this JoeNation?
Aiden Martinez
Hell if I know. I just know I want to suck his dick.
Jaxon Lee
Because i'm not a degenerate who likes degenerate porn
Alexander Cook
You mean you aren't based and don't like based porn.
Jeremiah Bennett
This was my Mistress, BTW.
John Ward
when did lin-manuel miranda start doing porn? i thought hamilton was doing well?
Matthew Nelson
I'm not a fag
Noah Williams
It's Sup Forums in 2016, its an image with a fucking watermark at the corner. But knowing the sort of retarded little kids I see floating around, they'll buy it.
Daniel Flores
Moar?
Kek.
Levi Stewart
I TOLD YOU I WAS MASTURBATING TO PICS YOU RETARD! Those are a couple of the pics I was jerking it too.
Learn to fucking read.
Oliver Richardson
Hail Satan!!!
Carson Taylor
I just don't like vaginas. I'm sorry.
Lucas Butler
I think most gay guys are bisexuals with a preference for men, and most straight guys are bisexuals with a preference for women.
Gavin Perry
I got trips while arguing about my gay masturbatory fantasies. I'm not sure if I should be excited about this or not?
Nicholas Myers
but I am
but I'm really turned off by the concept of procreation so I'm pretty much gay
Henry Lewis
Don't need to be gay to not procreate.
Logan Green
Because the only way I'm getting ass hammered is by a hot minx with a rubber cock, like pic related.
Andrew Smith
I prefer women but I also like to getting off to trans/sissy. I'd probably fuck one if given the chance. I can't get off to just men and don't find dudes attractive. Idk if that makes me bi... Probably does
Hudson Ward
You are a bisexual.
Noah Anderson
Tried the whole bi thing for a while. Turns out, I'm just plain old gay.
Nathan Rivera
clam down satan
Eli Watson
well I can't stay hard enough to stick it in a vagina so how would you label that
Grayson Jackson
>Nobodies given a non refutable answer yet
>everyone must be bisexual
How fucking stupid would everyone on the planet be to reject a trait they all shared?
Joshua Moore
Calm the fuck down satan.
Jackson Ward
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Jordan Green
I thought about it honestly, you know before I was attractive enouygh to get girls. It seemed that other guys would be much easier at that point.
But! Once I had sex with a girl for the first time there was no turning back. There's something about girls that i just really like more than guys and that is their mammary glands and their birth canals.
A girl let me do anal with her once. Well actually about 3 times, but I could honestly say that I preferred the front more than the back because there was just more feeling in the front for some reason. It was naturally wetter and it felt better. So even if I was to do guys, it wouldn't have the satisfaction a girl's parts would have.
I guess the only upside to guys is they would know how a dick works and be able to exploit that the best way they can. Girls just think it's a stick that feels good when rubbed. I took the time to study how their girl parts worked, I wish they took the time to study how the boy parts worked!
Jordan Taylor
>I wish they took the time to study how the boy parts worked!
You sound like you've secretly drugged men and sexually assaulted them, only to later claim rape at the fish market for a Steckerlfisch you jew
Zachary Turner
better than tinder! plenty of horny mature sluts of your city on smo.do
Noah Williams
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