You will never have a cute gf Sup Forums kill yourself now

You will never have a cute gf Sup Forums kill yourself now.

But I have a cute gf

i have a cute 17 yo gf

I'm bi
No girls then guys are fine too
Sorry to disappoint

Looks like someone's projecting again guise.

projecting much

Poor girl, she has such a low self esteem that she is willing to get some tail from a gamer geek who barely notices her and is more interested in a game.

Hivemind

Uh oh... we got a live one

Excuse you my gf is 4 foot 8 inches tall and goddamn adorable

i dont measure in troll length, speak yurop

>tfw qt gf but it solves absolutely nothing whatsoever and will never be enough

You need it in eurofag?

>Oi guv, me girls 1.422 meters. Pip Pip cheerio tea and cocks

cute gf, but bad submissive slut.

Look at her, she's getting in the way of the game.

If she were taught right, she'd be under the desk between his legs milking his cock.

glad my girl knows what's right

>euro
>does english stereotype
>learn to geography

The ol' doggie peanut butter trick eh ?

You sick virgin

Haha, I like to read these.
It shows how little you know when you assume shit like that.

You have a choice to make; Be your average ignorant, stupid Sup Forums'er. Or be a Sup Forums'er.

You don't have to be an idiot to be on Sup Forums.
Get your shit together, OP. Stop making claims you cannot possibly know.

>projection

again and again in this thread. :^)

everytime i rush for a game (and this happened twice, fallout 4 and gta 5) during first gameplay my gf sucks me off etc while im playing. :D just for sake of being first in the world who gets head or pussy while playing the game :D

40 year old wizard reporting in

Antidepressants help you get used to it

>kill yourself
No I rather let the alcohol kill me to be honest.

Cheers

Oh look it's another bait thread again, I'm replying to let you know how not baited I am.

Yes, there is the possibility she still gets some personal pleasure from this.

The only allowed female pleasure should be derived from giving males pleasure. Nothing else, nothing more.

Your girls a fucking midget you sick fuck

It's ok I'm working on it. I'm getting there, good chance she'll lose interest if she learns about the games and anime though

had one, not recommended to sex and game...

I'll never have even an average gf, the joke is on you!

Source ?

OP here, im sukking there elephant cokks

i was 11 when my hands called me pervert and slapped me

Fag

i will never even have a gf, the joke is on you!

Sauce is here:
porn hub . com/users/wildest_dreams/videos/public

Btw, you are all faggots, and Go Hillray.
Greetings from Germany

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No you not

I got a gf with 5/10 face 3/10 body does this count?

4/10* face

4 in general

Well actually, she is not even that hot. If I wanted to I could probably get a gf like that.

Your mother isn't your gf.

Being this underage

Source for this?
It's the only interesting thing here

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Are you retarded?

See

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haahhaahah you two are so fucking gay getting off bro'ing but how sluts are sluts hahahaah fucking faggots

thx, don't need to bother anymore with this shit then bye

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Is your gf 12?

ya thats pretty funny

i will never even have a, the joke is on you!

nah, now if we kept going like the niggers in the celebrity threads and cuck threads, it'd be dumb and gay.

But then you'd tell us to keep going, fucking faggot.

At this stage (36 yr old loveless kissless virgin) I'd settle for an ugly gf.

Kys

I'd rather kill you first.

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Sauce rite now!

Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

I'm doing weights.

increase the weights

Yeah, I am. Slow but making progress.

My cutie gf

Stralian?

i have a tumblr gf fuk u

jew/10 cute though

i broke up with the cute gf yesterday, cause i want cute fuckbuddy only.

You permavirgins idealized relationships in your head. They're either shit from the beginning, or become shit after a little while.

also jokes on u too user, ur in Sup Forums too kys

gay op

mine goes under the desk and gives head instead, or face down ass up and out of my way.

Cant concentrate and I keep fucking up on Civ 6

ya keep dreaming.

But I do

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is that girl... 14??

Moar

No but she was 17 in that pic, and still 5 foot 2 inches tall. She's 19 now, I'm 22.

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tiny. definitely a qt

good on you, m8

No I don't have that, my gf hates when I game. Sex 24/7 though.

>speak yurop

عذر لكم ولكن صديقتي أربعة أقدام ثمانية بوصات، ويتم اغتصاب

Thanks! Been going for a year and a half so far
Sure, give me a few mins. 2mb limit on images and phone posting

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Rotates for human beings.

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Sweet. Love petite grilles.

هذا أفضل..

original
>عذر لكم ولكن صديقتي أربعة أقدام ثمانية بوصات، ويتم اغتصاب
translation
>Excuse you but my girlfriend four feet eight inches tall, was raped
kek

Post her tits with a timestamp or you are a liar

Here's one. Southern qt best qt

i wonder what was deleted...

My gf gives me head while I play trough Spyro 1, 2 and 3.

Post her tits and pissy with a tinestamp or its a trap/ imaginary and you are a fag.

Fuck you I woke the neighbors laughing

That picture.
Go die in a fire.
Fuck islam.

You take antideppressants?
Your not a wizard. Wizards don't take anti-deppressants, they take essence of newt tail.
Just kill yourself.

topkek

If you make enough money,

you'd be surprised.

Don't listen to these fags that talk about lifting weights.

Get money.

You could've just asked politely. But I still would have said no. Besides, the only nudes I have I'd get V& for

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upside down fail pic

I'd rather want a cute bf.

One more.