Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

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why not do anything about it instead, rather than asking for attention that you HAVEN'T fucked yet

y no prostitute?

what would you rate your looks from 1-10?

Im guessing your hella ugly, why don't you change that?

Why not buy a whore?

Okay user, 31 and in the same situation.
Weight?
Are you going bald like me?
Do you have any friends?
Any serious medical problems?
Do you have a job?
Come on user, make me less of a loser than you, though I feel it not possible.

See below.

I'm a fucking pussy.

>what would you rate your looks from 1-10?

5/10

>Im guessing your hella ugly, why don't you change that?

Like plastic surgery?

>Why not buy a whore?

See above.

>Weight?

75 kg.

>Are you going bald like me?

No.

>Do you have any friends?

No.

>Any serious medical problems?

Crohns

>Do you have a job?

Yes. But not a career.

> 305
> Yes
> No
> Chronic foot injuries, undiagnosed vestibular condition, diabetes is probably in my future
> No
My answers to my own questions. Beat that user.

This isn't a question, more a comment. I was a virgin at 21, so went to a hooker. It was difficult to do at first, I really had to psych myself into it, but just think to yourself, while it's a crazy thing for u to do, it's a normal day in her life, like someone at McDonald serving someone. If you asked someone at Mcdonalds about someone they served a month ago do u think they'd remember?

Just go to a hooker, psych yourself into it, get drunk, take drugs, whatever you need to do to make yourself do it. If you're a 33 yr old kissless virgin you're leaving it too late. Do you want to be 50 and a virgin?

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I started getting bald @ 35, when I was 34 and had a full head of hair I thought I was in the clear since no one in my family is bald

What is the gestation period of the white rhinoceros?

>This isn't a question, more a comment. I was a virgin at 21, so went to a hooker. It was difficult to do at first, I really had to psych myself into it, but just think to yourself, while it's a crazy thing for u to do, it's a normal day in her life, like someone at McDonald serving someone. If you asked someone at Mcdonalds about someone they served a month ago do u think they'd remember?

That's actually a good thought.

>gestation period of the white rhinoceros

16 months.

Lost my virginity at 17, to a psychotic cunt that absolutely destroyed my self-esteem. Great ass though.

Exactly, do u think that girl is going to think "oh i remember him he was a loser and probably a virgin" nope, she'll forget very quickly and theres an enormous chance you'll never see her again.anyway. Just do it, it's like ripping off a bandaid but 100 times more intense. even if you have a bad experience, still worth it.

Honest question how often do you think about suicide?

hi, I myself just turned wizard last month. It doesn't really hurt.

I tend to think to myself: Life's not a race. Stuff happens when it happens.

Tbh, never. I'm not ready to let go of my consciousness yet. I still do have family I love too.

Well that's good.

wut if u died 2morrow tho?

yeah well, hope noone finds my porn.

I've noticed the sex drive going down recently, daily faps are a thing of the past.

How deep have you descended into the porn void? Anyone else feel free to answer this as well. Honestly just curious. I'm pretty normie.

This nigga done been on Tor too...

i'm gonna be a wizzard in a few yers. how hard is to control the mana pool?

Do u do any activities where you can meet other girls? And did you met any girls in the past that had mutual interest?

no weird stuff actually. Most deviating fetish would be DP on females.

no comment.

physical sex drive declines after turning wiz.

>physical sex drive declines after turning wiz.
Shit, 31 and still jerking 4 times a day. Honestly I don't want to though...I'd rather wake up and have someone to hold and snuggle rather than going right to beating my dick.

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hm. over time I've gotten too lazy to do that. Once in the morning to get the pulse going and be awake, that's it.

Yes and no.

>physical sex drive declines after turning wiz
i'm mentally 4 years behind so i'll keep up a bit longer

In today's dating scene you have so many options. If you're opposed to the prostitute route have you considered online dating? And possibly lowering your standards? You can find all types of girls that are just as lonely as you are to meet, conversate with and then eventually fuck.

>If you're opposed to the prostitute route have you considered online dating?


Been on Tinder and OKC for a few years without much success.

>implying we have standards
>implying we can carry on conversations aside from primitive grunts
I don't know what's worse. You do know this is Sup Forums right?

Did you read any books about self development?
For example basic hygiene will improve your interaction with people, even though its not so hard to do.

>For example basic hygiene will improve your interaction with people, even though its not so hard to do.

Hygiene is no problem.

>If you're a 33 yr old kissless virgin you're leaving it too late.

It doesn't matter whether he's kissless virgin or not. In which way losing virginity would affect his life? Nothing is going to change afterwards. He would just go on living as he lived before. So why even bother? Sex isn't crucial part of human life. You can starve without food, but sexual abstinence wouldn't kill you. In some ways it even improve your life quality because instead of ceaseless pursuit of sex you can spend your time more productively.

>Virgin detected

That's a topic of debate. I personally don't agree. I admit it doesn't make an enormous difference but it obviously matters enough for him to make a thread about it on Sup Forums

Guess how I know that you're a virgin

I don't know about op and the others but for me it's as much about companionship at this point.

I know this Is Sup Forums but I know that most of the people that come to sulk in these threads are not standard less. Most of you idealize woman and forget that they're just people who are flawed just as you are. but if you're above 21 and have no job you may have other problems to solve before finding girls who will fuck you

22 year old Wizard here.

dude. wiz is 30y and above.

You are 100% correct, I have many problems to solve

I am a 28 yo highly educated dude that has never kissed a girl, but all of my uneducated friends have. I can't understand what is wrong with women these days.

Right now you are just a loser. You do not have enough experience to be a wizard.

30yo wiz here

>63 kg
>nope
>not really, drinking buddies don't count, and priests neither
>nope. I've been on a vegetarian diet for over 10 years now
>nope. guess that's the trouble. Also debts.

You are a prick.

Are you currently unemployed because of your foot injury?

Your an arrogant douche.

Maybe he is 52 yo, and he's wizard for 22years

A big part of the problem is your view on women and attitude to women. I can see that simply based on your statement "I can't understand what is wrong with women these days". One of my friends who's a virgin in his 30's says the same kind of thing. Women are human beings, thinking that they're all crazy or insane or stupid is the wrong attitude. Perhaps you're highly educated in the wrong areas.

youre just late, i never lost it until i was 24. i fucked up because i knew girls were into me in high school but i was too shy. getting married to my one and only at least

>married the chick you lost it too

where do i even begin

good call, all the best for you two.

lol

No but it doesn't help matters. Was broken twice and now subject to mid-foot sprains that can make lumbering around in my walking boot a chore for 3-7 days at a time.

Sex is a crucial part of life. As an organism you want to reproduce, otherwise your genes will be deleted from the genepool (which is maybe not so bad in OP's case).
The three primary lifesources are food (nowadays it's money), sleep and sex. When an organism found enough food, he's going to have sex to reproduce and when tired, it's going to sleep. Next day the circle continues.
If one of the primary needs is lacking, your life will be insignificant, and your genes will be eradicated through natural selection.
Loss of the primary need sex, mostly results in frequent presence on Sup Forums.

lol sex isn't important, how you even got to make this post. We all just take it for granted because it is normal. Tell me what happens when women can't get pregnant anymore? It would be gg & RIP le human race

Then what is keeping you from working? You can get an office job where you're off your feet.

He's a lazy fat fuck full of excuses.

nature actually prioritizes the survival of a specimen over its ability to reproduce
for some weird reason

False. Cite your sources.

It's mostly service industry jobs around here now. Old mill town and when all the factories closed up shop the labor pool was saturated with people with experience for the few okay jobs. Really though, I'm gonna try to get in shape a bit more (I was way far gone, but have lost 70 lbs in the last year) and allow myself to do something physically oriented if I have to.

Survival first, but sex is second. Because theres no point dying trying to get one root, may as well stay alive and there'll be thousands more opportunities for roots. It's not a weird reason, nature has worked it out perfectly.

it's true. your body always comes first

And well this too:

True you will always protect your body...in order to procreate.

How can I feel better when I am 25 kissless virgin?

>in order to procreate
which might never happen, keep that in mind

convert to catholicism, which advocates only marital sex.

You still have time. I am almost dead.

notice that organisms in harsh environment are evolving more towards immortality than reproduction

In which point you give up become fat and out of your prime which then in turn you just turn to basic survival which means you just stay alive. Sex plays a big part in personal health as well user. Im not saying you are wrong im just saying both go hand in hand.

whats your strongest spell?

Lol you're kidding

it's also natural that some specimens are meant to be kicked out of the evolving chain by never having an offspirng
in fact, a lot of them

Lol my sexual desire is low I think it'll continue like this

partly.

E.G. wizards.

i would, except im a level 36 wizard...

why are you guys even wondering what the hooker / escort will think of you ?

who gives a shit ? it's not about her ! it's about you !

>buying a meal
>buying a book
>buying an escort

SAME FUCKING THING

if you're that self conscious, don't go to a street hooker. look for escorts. write to them explaining you're a 30+ virgin terrified of having sex and wanting to get over it. when you get an answer that somehow eases your anxiety even a little bit, book her. there are some pros that will know how to make you feel comfortable out there.

Have you contemplated suicide?

you got shit on the pope. He's the wizard of wizards and people love him

yup

or this. embrace your situation and make it your strength and purpose. become a priest OP.

or a monk if you like to keep to yourself instead. still many monasteries that would welcome you in europe.

>meant to be
This conflicts with my nihilist worldview.

What's the wierdest way you have tried to simulate sex with an actual woman ?

>become a priest OP
yeah! think about all the young boys you could fug!

tenga eggs and hugging pillows here. Not op

Escort usually cost quite a lot of money.

what's 200 bucks compared to feeling like shit about your life every fucking day ?

I cannot spare 200 bucks at the moment.

I was hoping for at least a apple pie or a vacuum cleaner

>i had sex once in my lifetime
>it wasn't free
now that would make me feel shitty

>DP on females
So you basically fantasise about a sex act involving another male.

I begin to see why you're still a virgin, OP ... the question is, do you see it yourself?

i only grasped how evolution and mutation work so far but it looks like a program

50 bitches in, lost all joy of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=XG-bgmzZvwY

depends how you see it. sex is so many things. if you at least get to experience the "fuck yeah that feels good part" i'd say that's not as bad as nothing.

>sex act involving another male.
not quite, it's more purely voyeuristic at that point.

when I fantasize about actual sex, I tend to vanilla loving sex with a young, navie girl. Basically projecting my petty desires into that fictional sex partner.