I pay hookers for sex.
It's the only sex I pursue and I am only interested in hookers.
But for the past few years, I have been mostly paying them for analingus (rimming) almost exclusively.
ITT - You post pics of girls and I tell you how much I would pay to eat their asshole out, or any other services.
Also, AMA, I guess.
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do u make them wash their asshole? or just take them by surprise?
No, I usually specifically ask for it,
and offer them extra, or some just charge extra anyway.
First few times I just kinda went for it, without asking or anything, and they seemed to enjoy it, but then discovered some girls don't like it, so now I check first.
No, I never ask them to wash it, they wash frequently while working and use wet wipes everywhere. Only tasted a bit of poop once, just the taste of it, though.
pics of asseses u ate?
I didn’t take pics, dude, I need to work on that, though.
I tried using my phone for hidden footage, but still perfecting it, the footage was only good for a few wanks.
so?? post it?
I thought this game would be more popular.
I would pay at least £100 just to lick this girls asshole, for 10 minutes, for instance.
Cool story bro, this is hotter than cheap whores
I deleted them, that's what I mean by 'good for only a few wanks' it was mostly audio,.I put my phone on a a chair, sticking out of my jacket pocket, but it was too low. It was mostly my hairy ass in shot, the second time I got her to bend over but the light source was behind her, just a lamp, it was all silhouette and shit nigga.
I found out only recently some girls let you take photos and film but it's quite rare and they want more money too but may be worth it for quality pics...
Nah bro, I don’t do scat...
Neither do I. Doesn't mean you can't watch it online.
They don't look at you weird when you ask?
This is my fetish
Where do you live?
Do you just eat their ass or do you fuck them aswell
I don't get off to it, it sickens me.
Yes, sometimes, I've had the whole range of emotions, which kind of just makes it more of a rush, some laugh and enjoy it, some love it, some are ticklish and really responsive and giggle, some are kind of freaked but do it anyway, some are neutral, some have been really offended, some refuse, lol, two told me to leave immediately when I asked.
UK.
I used to fuck them, sometimes still do, but this has been my main thing, fetish, for like 5 years now. Usually maybe it's just oral or HJ, or titfuck and cum on them...
I dunno, full-on services has all these performance and timing and angles and shit, but it's great to just explore their body, and most really appreciate it too. Sometimes they kinda insist on sex or HJ or BJ to finish, as a kinda thank you.
Been seeing hookers maybe 15 years?
Nobody got bitches for me to rate and 'price up'?
Fine, grabbing some from the FB fap threads.
This bitch?
£100 for 20 minutes, locking her sweet asshole, then fucking her titties and blowing my load all over 'em!
Lefty - £100. 30 mins. Asslicking and buttcrack fuck until I cum on her buttocks.
Righty - £80. 30 mins. Asslicking and BJ, finish on face...
I love this but my gf hates it
sad feels man
How much do you pay on average to lick an asshole?
Also is it discreet, ive been thinkin about fucking a hooker for a while as my SO is kinda boring in bed.
Could i do it secretly?
Also are they good looking and where do you find them?
I love eating my gf out but she isnt into anal play, only when shes really drunk will she let me eat her ass.
Lefty - £150. Half hour, just asslicking. Nice fat ass to spread open. Cum on spread asshole.
Righty - £120. 20 mins. Just rimming on her sweet tight ass, deep tongue fucking on this one. Cum on ass and back...
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I wouldn't pay a bitch to eat her ass unless it would finish with a creampie, seems like a waste not to finish inside
Get a hooker, you'll never look back after the first 3 hoes...
Average is about £60-80.
For between 15-30 minutes.
You can do other shit, too,
They are open to negotiation.
Sometimes there is a list or 'menu' lol.
What do you mean, 'is it discreet?' they don't usually ask your name, you're paying cash, the entrance is usually discreet, it's easier and quicker than some random whore.
I did it even when I had girlfriends.
No phonecalls, no comebacks, hookers offer discretion and privacy, how could you not do it secretly?
I used to tell the hookers I'm cheating and everything, they seem to love the gossip...
Yes, many are incredibly good looking,
Young, horny, dirty and hot...
I can find them easily in London.
There are ads in phone boxes, cards with numbers on, various websites with small ads. There are also established brothels and massage parlours.
Where are you?
This will determine where you can find them and how legal they are.
Uhh, I guess I'd pay them £70 each.
Not so much into the pegging though...
Haha i am in Brisbane, Australia...
Where do you find the girls to do it? Do they turn up at your house?
Where is that on this map?
You got Craigslist there, no?
Usually some ads pop up in 'personal services' or 'therapeutic services' etc
I live in south London, do they come to your house? Where do I find there ads
I answered that already.
Criagslist
Vivastreet
Phoneboxes
Known brothels and parlours
she's 19....
adult.vivastreet.co.uk
Shit, if you go down Soho there's about 10 brothels usually, and bitches will do it for £40-60 for 10 mins, plus other stuff too if you want, full service, but they are reading them more often.
Girls doing it from their apartment is legal in the UK.
OP is actually not a faggot on this one. He's spot on! I too exclusively fuck hookers. I have a few regulars I bang when in a pinch, but go for a variety all the time.
Let's look at the pros here fellas. How many of us get horny and want sex? Rhetorical, we all do! How many of us want it immediately when we're horny, again rhetorical. So the answer is simple, get it when you want it, and the way you want it!
How much money do you have to spend on your whore of a girlfriend? Holidays, birthdays, and so on? Then there's food, and we haven't touched on the emotional baggage you pay for with your soul!
To sum it up, you get horny. Call a 10 to come over a treat you like a king for an hour. You nut (sometimes twice) she leaves! You chilax, no cuddling, no whining, no complaining, she's gone! ...and on to the next whore when you need ass.
Genius really. (oh and obviously wear your rain coat fellas)
You said it, although I get straight-up blowjobs, no jimmy hat.
Fuck that shit.
The odds of serious STD's from a little blowie is far overstated.
I get tested like twice a year, never had so much as an itch.
If I get a cute female doctor, I always ask them to examine my balls, even though I got a rough patch on my balls examined and given the all clear.
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You can also find sites like theeroticreview, prefered4121, a sexyservice, backpage, and more. All of these are dotcoms...
The Erotic Review has a pay option for membership to see VIP reviews and details about other enthusiasts experiences. I highly recommend this site. You can also find a good rub n tug on there as well. ...and if you write two or three review per month, you get the VIP service for free.
Good luck b/ro, trust this is a very unique and fun way to enjoy sex. You always leave happy, and you don't have to take her home to mom. (pretty sure that would cost extra...kek!
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True, I will go for a bbj any day of the week! The likelihood of needing an antibiotic for that is slim to none. But worth that risk!
Thanks user
The funny thing is, I always used to 'suit up' and put on a condom, but this one time, I was laying back and this sexy as fuck 18 year old slim blonde just started licking and sucking my balls, then picked slowly all the way up my shaft, then popped the tip in her mouth and rolled her tongue around the head, all while maintaining deep eye contact.
I nearly shot my load right there.
After that, no way was in gonna wear a condom if they offer OWO (Oral Without) ever again!
She then rolled a condom on my stiff dick with her mouth....
I bent her over and fucked her hard after that!
Brisbane here too, I've never paid for sex though My girl does everything but toilet stuff and other people so im happy.
There's like a dozen brothels here in Brisvegas.
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Eating ass is just one step above scat tbh
Hmmmm.need to see ass pic....
They are clean asses...
The right one
From another thread -
Would pay £150 for 15 minutes...deep asslicking only...
I'm too paranoid for that. What does shit taste like? Like it smells?
Lefty -
£50. Blowjobs, bareback, fuck and asslicking.
20 mins. Cum on tits or face.
Middle - £80. Asslicking only. 10 minutes. Cum in her panties.
Righty - £120. 10 minutes deep asslicking and sucking...cum over asscheeks...
Moar of Righty please??
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How do you find hookers safely?
Only face pics mate
No, just kinda tangy, you know it when you taste it.
But you have to read up on anatomy.
There are two sphincters, so you are only licking the entrance, not the deep rectum where shit lies.
They use antibacterial wipes and gel they clean that shit out, man.
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I answered this.
What don't you understand.
Post some bitches if anyone has any interest in this thread or imma let it die...
Do you lick their minge too m8?
Sometimes, but sometimes they don't like or offer that.
Luckily, I'm Mostly about dat azz anyway..
You don't care about this lily asshole ?
Show face and body?
Lol and this bitch laughs at how pathetic you are behind your back. You sure won that one!
I don't care, I get what I want.
Do you prefer white girls asses, or does your dick (or tongue, I guess) not discriminate
I know black girls are really into that shit, more so than white girls I think
I really like black girls, but prefer Latinas, Asian or white for asslicking particularly.
Just aesthetics.
Black hookers are the best at B2B massage and blowjobs though.
how about her
You're 40 years old and you have spent 4 hours of your day posting on an Baltic goat farming forum.
Also how much would you pay for these 3?
Can somebody pls give all pf this sauces?
Maybe £40. I would just fuck her though, cum on face, 30 mins.
Lefty - £130. 15 mins. Spread her asshole, she sits on my face, jerks me off till I spurt.
Middle - £90. 20 mins. Eat her ass, fuck buttcheeks, oiled up, spurt my load over her ass and back
Righty - £160. 10 mins. She slaps me and spots in my face, then deep ass licking cum in my pants....
She's up to £40 already for a butt munching.
Any ass pics?
Licking the asshole of a hooker?? God damn man. Just go to a public restroom and lick the dirtiest corner of the floor....
I eat my wife's ass on a regular basis so what I can tell you is that you will smell it if her ass is dirty. If she's clean you shouldn't get a strong shit smell around there. If you want to check without being a complete autist and acting like a dog, just kiss your way down to her ass, then kiss her ass cheeks. You'll get the smell when around there if there is one.
You can also dry finger her ass. It's a nasty way of finding out, but it's better than finding out by taste. Shit sticks to your finger if it's not lubed at all, so if you finger her gently (you don't want to hurt her), maybe 1-2cm deep, your finger will get dirty if her ass is. You can then discretely check it and decide if you want to go for it.
But other than STDs, you actually want to check her for tapeworms. I'm not even shitting you, if she gets tape worms and you consume the eggs, you'll be the "pork" in the tapeworm life cycle, meaning that the larvae will get into your bloodsteam and go hide inside your muscles, or in some cases, your brain. My wife is a vegetarian so I'm good though.
When was the last time you got an STD checkup?
How do you check for that?
6 months ago.
There are different tests if you suspect it, like stool sample analysis.
It's usually not very common in western countries, and if you're in a relationship with the girl, just check her eating habits. If she always makes sure the pork is cooked properly, you're most likely safe.
But you wouldn't go to Thailand or whatever and eat some tranny prostitute ass, that wouldn't be a good idea.
Does sticking your tongue where disgusting men's hairy balls were smacking an hour earlier turns you on?