2018 World Cup UEFA qualifiers

starts today lads

all times in english time

>GROUP C

San Marino vs Azerbaijan 17:00
Czech Republic vs Northern Ireland 19:45
Norway vs Germany 19:45

>GROUP E

Denmark vs Armenia 17:00
Kazakhstan vs Poland 17:00
Romania vs Montenegro 19:45

>GROUP F

Lithuania vs Slovenia 17:00
Slovakia vs England 17:00
Malta vs Scotland 19:45

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>kick-off times in irrelevant GMT

disgusting, delet this

>The Union of European Football Associations
>Azerbaijan
>Kazakhstan
>Malta
>England

Are you implying that Malta is not european?

Norway will maybe - MAYBE - get a win against San Marino. Everyone else will steamroll >us. Not gonna bother following them.

At least we don't have Merkel

youtube.com/watch?v=L6Cn8Gfiz90

new coach, old players gone, good offensive friendly match against Armenia on wednesday... I kinda have high hopes for this

already sweating about tuesday. Our team and FA have never looked this bad

>Qualifiers again
Had enough of this boring shit, fucking change the format.

north africa

GERMANY BTFO!

youtube.com/watch?v=UwNro_CUu8U

>you now remember Norway used to be second in the FIFA ranking

Are you retarded? Malta is culturally, historically, politically and geographically clearly european.

It's closer to the African coastline and is on the african continental plate, just call it banter.
>Mkhitaryan injured
Danmark vinder sadly

>fucking change format
Nations League is on the horizon. High ranked teams will pretty much circlejerk each other to get free spots in the Euros.
My only concern with that crap is the lowest divisions, average teams will concede their games to lose their ranking and get the euro spot by steamrolling Liechtenstein and Macedonia.
Why did you injure our only capable player though? That was some Euro finals CR7 assault level shit, except in an irrelevant friendly.

Rape time. Watch 2018 WC champions.

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finally we put out our best team

Because Soviet Union (for the first two). Also, Azerbaijan has territory in Europe.

Pazdan had a muscle problem so they didn't risk putting him in. That would have been the best team.

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>Maksim as a central defender
What the fuck is Prosinecki thinking? Badavi Huseynov is actually injured, but he should have used Abyshov instead

GO SAN MARINO!

Oh, he's unavailable for some reason

imhotep salamon has better ball distribution

You guys could still win. The Denmark squad is all youth players. It's a development team.

Get in here, Polaks and Kazakhs (and everyone else interested)

Why?
These all-in-one threads are much comfier.

This thread is sparsely populated as it is, don't make more people leave

>not having both threads open

>two dead threads is better than one mildly alive thread

>England

There is a difference between Europe and the European Union my simian friend

It's a pain in the ass to keep on switching and watch the stream also. In addition, I'm also looking at soccerway.com
Too many pages

>tfw can't even fill up a 5k stadium for the opening game

does anyone have a link to the poland - kazakhstan game?

well that was fast

>the city of borat

Well shit, this group just got real hard.

Hojbjerg-Fischer-Eriksen and 1-0

kazakhs playing murderball now

What's with the Ole's Sven?

First football match?

Dude, you're leading Mkhitarianless Armenia at home 1-0, are you gonna ole for the Kazakhstan match too?

So German anons.

How good is Daum?

Will we beat Montenegro?

>tfw no Armenians on Sup Forums to banter with

Dude, this is the first time in about a decade people are feeling good about our national team.

this ref is a joke

Lithuania 1-0 Slovenia
wew lad

Fuck Milik you worthless piece of shit

Are you gonna be terribly disappointed when we beat you using hoofball and possibly refball?

Friendly warning from us having Hareide as coach for 8 years. You'll mostly play well, but choke under pressure and inexplicably lose matches due to bad luck.

Lithuania 2-0 Slovenia
w-wew lad

>British commentator just called William Kvist for Willie Kvist

Not sure how I feel about that 2bh

Answer me you piece of shits!!!!!
This nation can't take another fucking humiliation!!! We lost to fucking Albania!! REEEEEEEEE.


Now we are sucking German cock, like we did in all our history and hoping they'll save us......


So tell me, is he any good or is he a meme ''dude cocaine''' idiot.

Leeeeeewa

Nah, I've expereinced worse. Still think we have a decent chance of finishing second.

Kek, nice

>tfw the guy who lives above me is banging a girl right now
>tfw she is really loud


reeeeee fucking normies, let me watch my game

there is a player playing for kazakhstan whose name is unironically "islamkhan"

Daum plays with Benzar as DR!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


Fucking hell, Montenegro will beat us......... Hold me Sup Forums it's the end of Romanian football...

Knock on his door and let him know.

So? The nane Islam and its compounds are common in those parts.

islamkhan to barcelona when?

name*

Uraaaaaa
Azerbaijan ahead

calm down ahmed

was just pointing it out

>Slovenia

>shitposting on Sup Forums when you can watch the game with your dad
I would actually be worried if I was danish, your players are really tired compared to ours atm

Przestań, wstydzę się za ciebie.

>Stop it, I am ashamed for you.

w-why?

also, remember when americans spoke english?
good times

Our manager is shit. He claims that Lithuania is on the same level as England

>thinking we are going to lose to you again

No, just no.

Was he anticipating a loss then?

daum is a cokehead (not even kidding, he was taking cocaine for most of his managerial career)

now he is washed-up and the last thing he did was getting eintracht frankfurt relegated from the bundesliga

so yeah, don't expect any miracles....
who do you have in your group?

He said we would be lucky to get a win and he wants a win but he know that Lithuania is a qualty opponent.

>He claims that Lithuania is on the same level as England

wat is he high?
we are almost faroe island level

link site with lineups pls

So he was expecting a cheeky win there?

He said the same thing about San Marino last year. He knows he's shit but he knows nobody will fire him now that Čeferin will become the next president of UEFA

>the weak should fear the strong

He always does.

It's not far from reality
Faroe Islands are way better and England is way worse than you think.
He was probably low key mocking England and not you.

Haha. One of our best players is playing the 2nd Bundesliga and our captain, who is regarded as the best player in our squad plays in Jagiellonia

Why did I make a delicious dinner only to be served a Big Shit on the telly? Apologize britcucks

A better site than that one is soccerway.com

The England vs Slov thread was deleted.

Are we suppose to be here?

Hey!
Stop mocking our team! One of our players plays in the highest football league in Kazakhstan! Sure, the team is very average, but it's something.

Yes. Now apologize faggot

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>kazakhstan unironically scoring

the city of polska

Red card for San Marino
They were actually playing more aggressive than >us in the second half, lel. Could have had a penalty.

TOP LEL

kazakhstan equalized

Poland
Kazakhstan
Armenia
Montenegro
Denmark

PENULTY

ffs eriksen

>inb4 Azerbaijan concede at the end of the game

For who?

>Us

But it got saved

normally, i would say poland is the clear favorite there

but they've just choked a 2-0 lead away in fucking kazakhstan, so who knows....
denmark is a big unknown to me

will probably be a tight as fuck group