NFL General: WE SURVIVED THE OFFSEASON

too bad Romo's back and Nigwater's knee didn't


MIN:Shaun Hill penciled in as Vikes Wk 1 starter
CHI:Bears place top pass rusher McPhee on PUP
MIA:'Real questions' about when Parker returns
WAS:Josh Doctson avoids PUP list to start season
SF:Carlos Hyde still in concussion protocol
SF:Gabbert officially named 49ers Week 1 starter
FA:Report: Forsett may re-sign w/BAL this week
DAL:Dallas likely to place Tony Romo (back) on IR
DEN:Report: Broncos not shopping Aqib Talib
BAL:Terrance West now Ravens 'presumed starter'
FA:Ravens give up on 2013 second-round ILB Brown
FA:Giants cut brick-wall specialist RB Williams

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FIRST!

>someone who will post in this thread will die before the season starts
really makes you think

gud jerb

>tfw waking up at 3am to watch football again

it's a good feel lads

>no troymaine pope


damn he seemed to work his heart out on that last preseason game.

the hell happened?

Since fotsett got cut
Riddle me this ravens fans who the fuck is starting
I fucking have him in fantasy and now can't flip him

>His team didnt keep the scrappy hard working little guy with no intangibles except a little bit of luck, and a lotta bit of heart
I dont envy your gm

>Shaun hill starting for the Vikings

Just give us the wild card already

>WE SURVIVED THE OFFSEASON
y-yeah haha...

The entire city of Philadelphia needs to get together and buy a jumbo-sized Thank You/Get Well Soon card for Bridgewater.

if bradford has a drew brees tier season
where he puts up good passing numbers and his defense lets him down and they end up with like 5 wins
the eagles will have the vikings 2nd round draft pick in 2018 instead of the 4th
while having a top 5 pick in the 2017 draft

>if Bradford has a drew Brees tier season

i dont think you've ever seen bradford play

>survive the off/preseason

let me just fantasize about having dat dere 2nd rounder that we have been robbed of

>that we have been robbed of
you mean that your "elite" GM willingly gave away for an injured bust

'no'

>ziggys face when he senses weak qbs nearby

Just get the NFL pass

Fuck waking up early

that the kike then flipped for several hundred percent more value
buy low sell high
the gm is elite

>not wanting to shit post the very minute stuff goes down

i'd be sad that he will retire in about 4 years
and bradford will still be up throwing footballs

not enough casualties for you

How long untill Ben/Bell/Brown get injured?

These injuries have made watching games a nervy mess.

>he will retire in about 4 years

What did he mean by this?

ansah is literally 27 years old and hes only played 3 seasons

Ah ok, but since he's been pretty durable I'm not too worried.

>thinking Bradford's glass bones will survive 4 more years

But yeah sure, he can still throw footballs at home

Shouldn't it go to someone who could do something with it?

Where's the fun in that?

Win or probably lose, the lions are fun to watch.

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>not so fast puckers and bungels

>Deadskins
>getting anything nice
About 30 years too late grandpa

>TFW you draft 3 good QBs in madden
>tfw your established starter is young
>tfw your back up is so good you want him to start
>tfw you let him walk
>tfw he blows you out
>tfw he beats you in the CCG
>tfw he wins the owl in his first year as a starter

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>josh sitton visiting the bears
christ i fucking knew it

>BAL:Terrance West now Ravens 'presumed starter'
>PIT: Steelers trade for Justin Gilbert
Now if the Browns can just get the Bengals to take Demario Davis or Rahim Moore, the Browns will have successfully sabotaged all of their division rivals.

Shouldng that foam hand be replaced with a gun?

There's a knife in the first digit

Kek that works

>can't beat em
>sabotage em
Bold

The only way to play madden is to simulate all the games and managing the individual positions training and get them so good they can beat computers on their own.
Its intensely hard but I'm currently in 2032 and I've won 7 super bowls, lost 3, and been in the ccg every other year.
Jaguars beat me a bunch though dude.

West until Buck Allen gets
healthy

HI FRIENDS IS THERE A NON-PPR FANTASY LEAGUE I CAN JOIN? I AM ACTUALLY RLY GOOD AND INVOLVED I JUST NEED A LEAGUE PLS

I know this feel
>be redskins
>have Kirk, rookie, and Matt McGroin
>all 3 over 85
>Kirk gets killed vs eagles
>Rookie throws 4 TDs
>Dies in Steelers game
>McGroin now starter
>force OT win against tough Vikings team
>alternating between rookie and McGroin all season
>Lose playoff bid against vikings
>AP fumbled and recovered for a TD himself
>Kirk re-signs
>Rookie is locked for 3 years
>McGroin walks
>Goes to Dallas
>now have to deal with Tougher cowboys team and tough eagles D

I play coach and continuously go 12-4/16-0 with the raiders, on all madden

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Reminder that we're taking our divisions this year and there's nothing you can do to stop it

>iggles
>chase daniels

Shit, the lions are the most believable of this bunch, and that's saying something.

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>Loins
>taking NFC North
kek

needs a jags logo too

so who is the puckers long snapper lol

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Me.

>the sewage-tinged urban jungle of filthadelphia

1. Patriots
2. Bengals
3. Chargers
4. Texans
5. Steelers
6. Raiders

1. Seahawks
2. Packers
3. Panthers
4. Redskins
5. Cardinals
6. Giants

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>3. Chargers

I fucking wish.

eh I expect the AFC South to be a shitshow, so whoever wins west prolly 3. could be raiders or chargers, not gonna be denver or kc.

Can someone do the math on all eagles moves starting with chip kellys first retard move I'm thinking was removing either lesean McCoy or desean Jackson I forgot who was first

Guess not

>eagles
>rams
>lions
Probably last in their respective divisions.

Hey can the Eagles at least beat the fucking Browns next Sunday?

I don't have great hopes for this season but man that would be a horrible way to start this off.

>lions behind cutlel and mr glass bones

lyl

>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 39m39 minutes ago
>Pro-Bowl return man Devin Hester has agreed to a one-year deal with the Baltimore Ravens, league source tells ESPN. Hester will sign today.

Will be fun having a good return game again

yeah signing all these old guys to carry the football has worked out great just look at smith and forsett

>Jan. 16, 2013: Eagles hired Chip Kelly.

>July 31: Wide receiver Riley Cooper apologized to teammates after video surfaced of him using a racial epithet at a recent concert. The incident threatened the stability of the locker room.

>Sept. 9: The Eagles' first game under Kelly was a 33-27 win over the Redskins.

>Dec. 29: Won at Dallas in the final week of the season to clinch the NFC East.

>Jan. 4, 2014: Lost to New Orleans, 26-24, on a field goal in what would be Kelly's only playoff game as Eagles coach.

SECOND SEASON

>March 28, 2014: Released wide receiver DeSean Jackson.

>Nov. 27: Beat Dallas, 33-10, on Thanksgiving, to improve to 9-3.

>Dec. 14: Losses to the Seahawks and Cowboys cost the Eagles control of the NFC East.

>Dec. 28: Beat the Giants, 34-26, to set the team's record for points in a season for the second year in a row. The Eagles, finished 10-6 for the second consecutive season but did not make the playoffs.

THIRD SEASON

>Jan. 2, 2015: Assumed the role of head of football operations, as Howie Roseman was demoted from general manager to a largely diminished executive role.

>March 3: Traded LeSean McCoy to Buffalo for linebacker Kiko Alonso.

>March 10: Traded Nick Foles and a second-round draft pick to St. Louis for quarterback Sam Bradford. Signed free-agent cornerback Byron Maxwell.

>March 11: Allowed wide receiver Jeremy Maclin to sign with Kansas City.

March 12: Signed DeMarco Murray and Ryan Mathews from San Diego.

>Nov. 22: Lost to Tampa Bay, 45-17.

>Nov. 26: Lost at Detroit, 45-14.

>Dec. 6: Murray, on a plane ride back after a stirring victory at New England, complained about his diminished role to owner Jeffrey Lurie.

>Dec. 20: Lost to Arizona, 40-17.

>Dec. 26: The Redskins ended the Eagles' playoff hopes.

>Dec. 28: Kelly asserted that he was not the team's general manager in a news conference following the loss to Washington.

>Dec. 29: Owner Jeffrey Lurie fired Kelly and Ed Marynowitz.

Jackson was released March 2014. McCoy was traded a year later for Kiko.

media.philadelphiaeagles.com/media/154646/tradehistory.pdf

The pertinent math is that they got Wentz for Foles and still have a 1st round pick.

>being mad at a choker and a benchwarmer

>Dec. 28: Kelly asserted that he was not the team's general manager in a news conference following the loss to Washington.
>Dec. 29: Owner Jeffrey Lurie fired Kelly and Ed Marynowitz.

NFC
1. Packers 13-3
2. Seahawks 12-4
3. Cards 11-5
4. Panthers 11-5
5. Giants 9-7
6. Redskins 9-7
AFC
1. Denver 13-3
2. Pats 11-5
3. Raiders 10-6
4. Bengals 10-6
5. Ravens 9-7
6. Chiefs 9-7

>3. Ravens 10-6
funny joke

>can't decide between vertical or horizontal management and just fire people randomly

lol philly

>>undefined
What the hell

>Sitton visiting Chicago
Just piss on my open wound, fAm.

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What's the most competitive division?

AFCW

spoopy

Going into this season? AFC West

come on lads

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Now calculate all of their moves after firing Kelly so we can see the total spread

Obviously its negative sonce losing mccoy and djax but ill be surprised if the draft picks improved

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>seahawks
Didn't they barely make the wildcard with mememagic last year? How is this year different besides losing a potential HoF rb?

So I guess the all trips fantasy league is dead huh

>mfw the Chiefs go 12-4 this season and win the Super Bowl

Which QB should the Vikings have gone for?

Post your fucking face when the Broncos win the Owl.

Derek Carr

They won't even win the division or make the playoffs

Brissett. lil nigga was accurate af in preseason. Had 15+ straight completions over two games.