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maisie.

First for The United States of America™: Greatest Country on Earth

wuddup muricaboi

va

What youtube channels do you lads susbscribe to? Need some more funny/interesting shit to fill my NEET life with

I'm already subscribed to:
>lindybeige
>LAHWF
>alt shift x
>tom scott
>nerdwriter1

Anime

uno gato

the bird

aboot

haha oi oi!

My dad asked if I wanted a lift to work, I completely ignored him

He left a new Nike jacket on my bed when I got back
Pakis literally wear sports clothing to weddings and shit

i'll ask AGAIN
so tomorrow do i:
a) skip my first lecture, get slightly behind on that module and revise for the workshop i have in one of my other modules
b) go to the first lecture, wing the workshop (i.e probably fail it)

Barshens

>told girl i like her on msn
>was basically in love with her
>couple of weeks later drunk in a park with the lads and our corresponding girl group of friends which she was one of
>end up walking her home
>arms round each other as we walk
>my had is on her tit
>her hand is down my trousers on my arse
>asks me if i still fancy anyone
>i say n-no hehe
>she says oh but i thought you liked me
>i want so much to say yes but i'm too fucking scared to admit it in person despite the circumstances
>tell her i stopped liking her
>never get the chance with her again

yep. my most autistic moment by far. horrifyingly painful memory 2bqh and a completely true story

gonna drop you like a bad habit, mate

these 2bh

jesus

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fucking christ

70968620
Really don't care

Just fuck off

I've got the day off work tomorrow, 2 grams of cocaine, 4 grams of weed, 2 blueberry flavour blunt wraps, 8 cans of Tyskie and a box of shite ales some twat gave me for Christmas that's sat in my car for weeks, 40 cigarettes and about 30GB of choice pornography. I think it's fair to say I'm in for a FAR better night than anyone else in /brit/ tonight

really getting a "I'm the only trans in the village" vibe from poley

Greatest meme on earth

wow you sound like a prick

no need to snub your dad

Is your dad nearly 80 years old jimmy

>pure runt posts face because of one acne spot in desperate attempt to be called handsome
>now posting body shots

will thoroughly never understand the narcissism of some people

a) just download the lecture slides and read a bit on it when you;ve got time

Nile Wilson is a male gymnast, he does some mad shit

all me
all me
all me

BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

you're mentally ill

How to know when you've had enough

1. Scooting off the couch lands you on the floor
2. You tell your gf that men are subjected to a ridiculously exclusivistic matriarchy
3. That's not true because you're a lonely virgin
4. It is true and you're saying you're a lonely virgin in order to garner laughter

not a chance

im in equally as good shape but probably better than you and having muscles that look nice in no way makes you a good fighter you feminine ponce

behave

Dra åt helvete AAAAAJJJJJ VITTUUUUUU

yeah i think i'll do that, thanks lad x

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you realise this pic is erotic, not intimitading

that body shot gets posted here all the time you spaz
probably from /fit/

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>muh aesthetics
You're a literal woman mate

>tfw no coldblooded murderess gf

*arrives to the thread with beer*
*everyone cheers as I toss around cans of coors light*

me

I'm off work tomorrow too.

Can I come round? I'm being serious, if I live near you I will drive through.

got something for you

good thing i can laugh about it now ey lads haha

must have tuned it out desu haha

well it's not pbr

My dad is a rapist and mentally abused me

Paki, like 50

Not diagnosed though I've learned I'm still on my GP register until 5th March

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Are they 330ml?

my slag

I CANT BELIEVE HE SAID YES XX

>muscle implants
>become a fake freak even to strongmen and bodybuilders

Would honestly rather get caught on a porn site than on Sup Forums such a deranged place the only good thing about it is that it acts as a normie filter

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where you at bro

>My dad is a rapist and mentally abused me

can you lads stop replying to this fucking psychotic tranny?

it fucks off if you don't engage it for a while

all me

aaaaaaaJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAA HELL SEAGER

Why does the right one say fat bitch?

*tries to catch one but misses with my spastic hands*
*it hits me in the face and i pick it up from the floor*
h-haha!

the absolute state of that fingernail

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you're erotic.

Sheffield.

We can get some girls too.

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>mentally abused me

it says your an anorexic cunt


stay jealous of mee xx

bender

How does a person learn to sit still constantly act like I've swallowed a vibrator

>don't visit /brit/ for a few days
>poleaboo is now a tripfag
>doesn't even get banned any more

/brit/ is truly dead.

where the fuck is your muscle you utter runt

rate my bird

creme fraishe

poleaboo is the best poster here

Is it OK if I buy a pokemon T-shirt from Primary?

It's truel
Feeling bad about the jacket, maybe he has a heart

Actually it's because I have a fucking job, NEETshit

all me

done absolutely no work today lads wahey

goodnight

someone tuck me in please?

Ah yes. You know the drill.

nah i've seen you posting before you're a twat

/brit/ has been fucked since last summer when it was filled with reddit and facebook cretins and they decided to stay instead of leaving

share a bed with a girl 2bh

stuck a vibrator up my ass and put it in some british mong's cereal
he's been jumping all over the place ever since

Poleaboo has been tripfagging for a bit now.

filter, report and move on

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This 2bh

No I'm not. The people here just wind me up.

I can fetch some acid and a couple girls and we can just get fucked.

Bit upset at the end of the Poley/Janny wars
Very anticlimactic

youtube.com/watch?v=QHqOp21jBpI

You have no idea

Imagine having a father who can't speak English that makes you do menial tasks for him because he can't himself
And threatens you when you disobey

Thanks

nonce

Ay user, heads!

*tosses a wrench at you*

Cereal seemed hard to swallow today and tasted AWFUL never buying bran flakes again

If he doesn't have the physical strength to do menial tasks how the fuck does he threaten you?

Utter runt

So thinking of buying clothes at Primark

Maybe get some girl t-shirts?

>the northern pooerhouse

*catches it without even looking*
heh, nice throw kid

all me

clearly a twat

definitely uneducated too lol