So im texting my friend and she was suppose to send me screenshots of these tickets but she "accidentally" sent me a...

So im texting my friend and she was suppose to send me screenshots of these tickets but she "accidentally" sent me a pic of her and her bf instead. Is she possibly trying to fuck? Help me out bfags, ive low ley been creeping on her for a while now....

women can never be friends with a guy
it's impossible
there will always be sexual tension
that being said, make a move if it doesn't work out just peace out

well, you know she's a slut that enjoys dick, so you might have a chance... go for it faggot

Tell her to suck your dick like that and you'll delete it.

Or ask her if she trying to suck your dick in a weird way.

Or just delete it.

In the small chance that this is real, she's not trying to fuck.

"Why am I so dumb"
She's waiting for you to go "You're not".

Yeah thats what i thought. The only thing that is weird is that if she wanted to accidentally send something she could just send her own nude not her and her bf.

>Is she possibly trying to fuck?
No you goddamn autist. She is a slut though, so go for it.

How does sucking a dick automatically make her a slut?

The thing is she isnt a slut. Like she dresses like one sometimes but she is def not know to be a slut....unless shes super good and hiding it....

>ummmmmm
>Awwkkkssssss lolololol

I've had girls send me pics with their ex some girls are just like that

Nah she's waiting for him to go "cause you're a woman, stupid cunt, now suck my dick and give birth to my babies".

Blackmail

how does it not?... get the fuck out whiteknight

Also i know she lost her virginity about a year ago so maybe shes going through a slutty, wanna fuck everything phase??

Post the picture nigger

Not sucking a dick, having pics of it saved on her phone.

>Is she possibly trying to fuck?
>"Awkkssss lolololol"
not anymore faggot

That's pretty fucking normal though.

Post the rest of the convo

Op here. I have some creepshots of her ive taken. Not very high quality though...

Do you have pics of you sucking a dick on your phone? I don't.

Lmao ecksdee!!!!!!!

Send them to her "accidentally". That's how people start dating, trust me.

No, I have pics of my GF sucking my dick on my phone, as so does she.

Send her a dick pic and try to get more wins-

send her a dick pic back

"so it's even"

this... tell her it is only fair

Well your GF's a slut. Probably sends the pics to some random guys too.

Dubs decides

Let me correct you.
The only exceptions are:
>They aren't actually friends
Perhaps they dislike each other or one of them does, but because of mutual friends they pretend to be friends.
>The friendzone
One of them is in the friendzone, or both of them are afraid of making the first move / don't think the other one wants them. (Double friendzone)
>Deep relationship
Men and women can be friends, but only if their friendship runs deep and long. They will have a brother-sister relationship (None of them wants to pursue sexual relations, but they are good friends).

Debating on that

Oh so that's what this is about. In denial that your GF is a slut

Post a pic of her. Can't tell if she's hot

op, is this conversation happening right now?

because this thread is missing something: you posting screenshots of the conversation

you've gotta have some fun with this, text her back and bust her chops

don't just sit there like a fuckin pussy

>she accidentally sent me an image
>do you think she wants to fuck
Autism alert

virgin with lameass gf detected

"accidentally"

nigga please

she wants his dick but she's afraid he'll judge her as a cheating whore

Or we just aren't both autistic.

h

Why are you autisting so hard?

Fuck man. Your mom sucks dick. May be a fucking Polaroid or 5 and on her phone but she sucks dick.

> myspace

Send her a duck pic then say "I can't believe I've done this".

This duck pic

>women can never be friends with a guy
>it's impossible

Bullshit. My neighbor girl and I smoke weed all the time, and have been doing so for 6 + years. I have 0 attraction for her (and i assume the feeling is mutual)

But god damn, my weed needs smoking and she is good company and we watch funny shit together.

Its totally easy to have a girl thats a friend. Bonus is that htey help you get laid with other girls

send her a picture of Mandingo's black penis and say its yours

I'm not sure you know how babies are made!

Here i took some creepshots a while ago

It's exactly you who are autistic. I didn't even try to pretend to be serious in my last post.

Also no, my mom doesn't suck dick. Maybe she did it in the past, but not now.

...

That's not a bad idea she'll think that's funny as fuck and then wanna bang

op, are you going to do anything, or just be a boring faggot until the thread 404s?

>It's exactly you who are autistic. I didn't even try to pretend to be serious in my last post.
>Also no, my mom doesn't suck dick. Maybe she did it in the past, but not now.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Jokes on us guys. He won.

His mom also still sucks dick.

...

she will. I would think it was hilarious

Be sure to also type "please dont open this pic. and ignore it"

>His mom also still sucks dick.


glad she has a healthy sex-life

OP now we can still not tell if she'a hot you fucking moron. Goddamnit feels like we're dealing with a 12-year-old here; you know what, just make a move on her.. She's too embarrassed to give a fuck anyway now

Noice

So much this, but I bet you can't compete with the dick on the picture anyways :^)

the law of Accidentally Sent is:

> if "he" accidentally sends a pic to "her", that it was "not accidentally"

>if "she" accidentally sends a pic to "him", then almost surely it was "accidentally"

...

This is not bad at all. Please keep it up

The fucking slut would have a healthy sex life.

bro the answer's been right in front of you this whole time, scoop her up

Welcome to Sup Forums, where female sexuality is treated like its the 1950's.

One of two things is happening here, OP:

1) she accidentally sent the wrong pic. If she was trying to seduce you, you would have sent a nude selfie, not her with a pretty fat cock in her mouth.

2) If she did send it on purpose, she is trying to make clear to you that she is in a relationship and your advances are noticed and unwanted.

Say this: "Sorry, I opened it. Don't sweat it though. You look great. Here, now we're even so it won't be weird between us". Attach pic of you getting your dick sucked.

yes, nice, more pls

>but i still can laugh at you...

NOPE

YOU SHOULD WRITE
>but i still can blackmail you

BLACKMAIL =/= LAUGH

ALSO YOU MUST ASK FOR BLOWJOB

This is awful. He has 0 chance of getting his dick moistened from any orifice she has with her as a willing participant.

What the fuck Matthew

Now tell her. "You look really hot in that picture though"

>Say this: "Sorry, I opened it. Don't sweat it though. You look great. Here, now we're even so it won't be weird between us". Attach pic of you getting your dick sucked.

No. To get even, he must send a pic where he is sucking someone else's dick.

DO IT

ALSO ATTACH A PIC OF YOUR ERECTION AND SAY

>sorry couldn't resist

>awkksssss lololol
>But I can still laugh at you...

Jesus fucking christ man, this is turning very cringey. Before answering this, please remember this is an anonymous website. Are you a virgin or have very little sexual experience with women?

And then there's this dude making shit weird.

RESPECT THE DUBS

Holy shit. A voice of reason appears on Sup Forums.

And all these mantitted betas are completely oblivious to the cause of their crippling virginity.

he's giving you good advice

you've already missed out on 6 years worth of free blowjobs

I'm not even the same guy hardtard fuck off.

She sent you a picture of her sucking someone else's dick, her current bf, and you think it somehow means "Hey I want to fuck you"

what the fuck is this level of beta

Matthew I can't believe you'd post this. I am seriously going to tell Brian and he is going to kick your ass.

I don't think OP wants this girl to know that he loves cock. She probably thinks he only like women. I bet his plan is to take her as a wife then start doing MMF with her so they can enjoy cocks together. That's the smart, long play for guys like OP that love cock but occasionally want to fuck women.

Nice try faggot

I highly doubt you're actually the girls from OP lol. But I'd you are then Matt get rekt.

FUCK GOOD ADVICES

DOUBLE DUBS HAS SPOKEN

b8 of f8

Oh god please let this be real

>I'm not even the same guy hardtard
oh, you're just some random dickless faggot?

thanks for clearing that up, even tho nobody gives a shit

Ask her for tits pic fagget

she's asking for it you dumb bitch. if you can't fuck her kill yourself.

bump for an update from OP

Tell her she sucks dick like a grade schooler.

I can't believe this was enough to scare op away

It's just some retard using the two names posted in the image here:
so much wasted potential itt

I'm just not pathetic enough to think that every female I know wants to fuck, nor am I desperate enough to conflate friendship with romantic interest.

But when you quoted me, you missed the most important bit.
>fuck off

>And then there's this dude making shit weird.
you're a fuckin pussy

Supposed. The word you are looking for is supposed.

True