Femanons, is eating bitch out worth effort?

femanons, is eating bitch out worth effort?

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11/10 made me fap

will she give me the best head of my life if i make her cum?

>femanons
>Sup Forums

Rule 16 my friend.

Not a femanon, but I will tell you this: Lots of women don't like guys trying to eat them out, but only because so many guys are so BAD at it (much like how so many women are bad at blowjobs). If you're actually good at it, and your woman is willing, you'll discover the awesome power of cunnilingus: making her come as many times as she can stand, even if you've already come yourself and aren't ready to go again. If you can do it well women will LOVE you for it, come running to you, because they know you can give them as many orgasms as they can stand. Guaranteed repeat customers. xD

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google how to eat pussy

implying: whores loves me

>xD
you looked like you knew what you were taling about, now i think ur just virgin faggot

>projecting like a madman

roasted

>implying anyone loves me

hooker learned me how to eat out properly
ask me anything
pic related: its me

how come people think it's such a fucking chore? it's not rocket science, and it's actually quite pleasant.

also, eat her ass out while your at it. she'll love you for doing both (last one is just a maybe).

What else can I tell you? In bed, technique is worth it's weight in platinum. You shouldn't use what you were born with like a blunt instrument you use to pound on things, you should be a skilled artisan with your body and the natural tools you're born with. This is not to say that when she says "Harder! Faster!" that you don't go harder and faster, though. If you want to be successful in bed, you need to watch and listen to her, see and hear how she's reacting to things you're doing. Your goal is for both of you to get off and be satisfied afterwards, and if you can do that then they'll keep coming back for more. You know you've got in her head when she can't wait to get back in bed with you as soon as she can get you alone again.

If you enjoy doing it, then do it. I love eating my gf out because she tastes amazing, takes care of herself hygienically and keeps it clean shaven. It's beautiful down there. Cute pussy, too- The lips aren't all meaty and everything is 'contained'. She's a pretty juicy girl, and a squirter, so it's fun being down there and just pretty much drinking the love nectar. She enjoys it, I enjoy it.

Um, most women won't want you doing that, and she won't want you kissing her afterwards, that's for sure. Also there are bacteria down there that she won't want in her vaginal area, either, so you don't go back and forth. Also, unless she's super-clean and literally just showered, you won't want your mouth down there anyway.

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this mofax gets it

> she won't want you kissing her afterwards
> kisses you after shooting off in her mouth
fucking bitches

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Sauce?

You're not potentially going to get an E. Coli infection from jizz or from pussy juices.

yeah but I don't want my dick aids to become mouth aids

it's actually a fussy picky cunt and most likely vegan.
kys's

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How many dicks have you blown faggot ?

I've never not made out with a girl after eating her out or her blowing me. It's not like either one is toxic or dangerous or some shit. Wiping your face off after you finish her off is a good courtesy because your face can get fuckin soaked when you're down there. My girl gets super wet when I'm going down in her which is awesome because I can make the drowning in pussy joke.

They love their own cunt dressing you knob gobbler.

You're a virgin banning a pringles tube full of raw liver pal.

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naw I always face fucked her with my tongue after just cause she did it with me. And I think after that it just became revenge between us.
I miss her watermelon pussy.

The trick is to keep your teeth as far away as possible. Tuck them fuckers in and keep going until after your jaw is in agony and your younger is tired as fuck, build up the muscles in your tounge by shaking it for as long as you can outside of your mouth. Trust me, girls love the tounge but not many will let you at first because it is more intimate than putting a sweaty dick in there for some reason

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so GTFO of my thread

I dunno, I rolled my ex-gf's clit over my front teeth sometimes and she fuckin loved it.

I dont feel like this is something that even a virgin couldn't realize. Regardless of whether he is or not, it's a sound post

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yes its worth it on a relationship

and dont be afraid of asking her for guidance

not asking anything and acting like you're the pro when you're not wont get you anywhere, ask for feedback

You keep asking about sex. How about i show you?

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wife loves her clit sucked into between my teeth and just keepin it movin back and forth like that. She squirts gallons.
Of course thats after a good warm up.
Tongue fucking pussy is awesome too.
Swirl it around in there.

Love that time of month when she gets the thick stringy juice...tastes sweet af.


have earned my red wings accidentally lol.
Will still do it, cause I like taste of blood, but that kind has to not smell, and be light.

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thats right

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only if you do it right. it's individual. I don't like having my pussy licked at all, but I like having my clit sucked. It feels really good.

spiderman thread means one thing

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btw

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Yes.

Even a bad blowjob is still a blowjob, right?

When you get a guy who genuinely loves eating pussy, it's over 9000 times better than the others.

I assume it'd be the same if you find a chick who adores sucking cock.

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mom why are you wearing so much makeup?

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Dear Sup Forums:

kill self.

unfortunately for virgin btards, you can't get good at it without experience, and you won't get enough experience without repeat customers, and you won't get repeat customers without getting good at it.

Also, you can suck 50 pussies to orgasm over 15 years, and run into my ex who has a smooth bald spot where a clit usually goes, and panic because you have no idea what to Ti and nothing is working and you imagine she thinks you're just bad at it.

Exceot then you find out later she's never enjoyed it because no one has ever figured out how to do it to her. But it'll have ruined your sex life b then, and anyway, she's a materialistic bitch so good riddance.

Spoken like a true virgin. FAGGOT.

I go down on my misses, and loves it, I love it, the toaster loves it, we all have a great time, then I shot her in the face...with a gun.

Fucking autistic bitch.

interesting. Between 15 and 34, I've dated 43 women, and had about a dozen one nighters, and I've never once had a girl resist oral or resist kidding afterward. I actually asked my first couple gfs, and they said the same thing, that the idea was ridiculous, bc they've tasted their vaginas plenty of times, and don't find it gross, and why would they be grossed out by their own body.

You might be the odd one.

True that. So many times I have fingered a girl and made her lick her own pussy juice off my fingers.

If she doesn't like her own pussy juice, find someone else.

Not a girl but its fun if she has showered recently.

It's my favorite thing. The last 2 girls I dated, I never even fucked them, just killed a few nights giving them oral til the 3rd or 4th O, when my jaw was so fucking sore I thought I pulled my tongue muscle, and had zero regrets.

I used to see a girl that had something unique about her and want to tie her down and fuck her in her butt, but now for some reason that fantasy has been replaced by wanting them to walk over while I'm sitting on the couch, and just push their pussy into my face to get sucked off. I'm pretty sure it's the sexiest fucking way to see a girl, when her pussys between your lips and she's arching back and forth losing her composure and cumming in your face.

The ego-stroking of having done that to her and reduced her to a quivering jelly, is actually better than the weak one-sided ego-stroke of having yer pp touched til you jizz unceremoniously in the air.

> having yer pp touched til you jizz unceremoniously in the air.

A handjob? wat. It compares to a blowjob... and you cum on their face, tits or in their mouth.

>pulling out
>usually ends in whacking off on her back

>rape my daddy's cunt

no thanks

>Cute pussy, too- The lips aren't all meaty and everything is 'contained'
ah closet paedo

i like the warmth and her fingers in my hair, honestly

I don't know how you guys do it. The metallic taste and consistency puts me off. Otherwise i would fucking love eating puss

Confirmed homosexual, have fun ducking clocks faggot

Damn, is everyone projecting in this thread? You don't need to act like you aren't a virgin.

Im dead serious. I ate out my ex twice but fucking hell i just couldn't stand the taste. Ive eaten out a which didn't taste like anything. Guess the consistency doesn't bother me as much as the metallic taste. Or my ex had a rancid pussy. Fuck knows

...Did you only eat her out near her period? Because she shouldn't taste metallic otherwise.

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That would probably be the reason for it. Since it put me off i never made an effort to do it again. But you have spiked my intrest again. Well time to start muff diving again

Yo isn't that a porn star? think i've seen her in a couple mom-son vids

just spit in your hand and rub your saliva all over it prior to jumping in, a good spitshine can remove all the taste that comes from being a moist fleshy hole and make the whole experience a lot easier to enjoy

making a chick writhe while you explore her hole with your face can be great fun, i usually get told "get up here and fuck me" before i'm actually finished licking every inch i can

fuck, i'm hard now. I need to munch some clit tonight, perhaps

if you think you will get something by giving a grill anything you have a hard lesson to learn

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Oh look! Spidey invaded the Winscest.

Femanon here, ama

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