>always get my way because /mastermanipulator/ >dont care about people dying in africa >use my high intellect to outsmart everyone >the world is my playground >could become the president if i wanted too >naturally stronger >trump supporter In a way i'm sort of happy that my parents got divorced last year, since it made me what iam today.
youre not alone but I ain't be able to be president
Carter Adams
I don't want to sound edgy but i show literally all or like 99% traits of a psychopath
Noah Lewis
Woah dude,I'm a quirky and edgy 14 year old;the thread
Adrian Johnson
Well, I'm not even give a single shit about being a politican (especially corrupted). Mostly I like to study on my own and observing the world.
>Trump supporter Samefag detected.
Gabriel Nguyen
>the world is my playground
then why do you choose to spend life in your moms house faggot
Lincoln Wright
soiopaths know they're deranged psychopaths don't. learn the difference you dumbfuck
Oliver Morgan
How does it feel to be so starved for attention from females and your peers that you have to pretend to have a serious mental condition for edge points
Connor Myers
Fucking edge Lords are everywhere nowadays.
Jack Mitchell
>;the thread
Please fucking end it. Just... y'know. Bleach. Fast.
Josiah Long
you might be a master manipulator but i'm retarded.
Austin Hall
OP here. >gf broke up with me >get a new bitch the next day Life is easy as a psycopath
Dylan Lopez
Do you enjoy the suffering of others then?
Chase Hall
>In a way i'm sort of happy that my parents got divorced last year, since it made me what iam today. And what is that?
Thomas Wright
>/thread
Julian Jenkins
Clearly from the op, a total fucking faggot.
Isaiah Carter
>dont care about people dying in africa who ever did honestly
Luke Brooks
Hahahaha calm down little buddy
Jacob Lewis
A psycopath. faggot. i could play with your mind so hard that you would faint. god i hate sheep like you.
IM A WOLF. IM THE HUNTER.
Ian Wilson
sun -> blackhole blackhole -> sun
Samuel Nguyen
You don't sound like a psychopath -- you spelled that wrong, by the way -- you just seem like a giant douchebag.
Isaac Parker
IM A WOLF. What are you a fucking furry?
Jeremiah Bell
no i'm a psycopath. did a test online that told me that i was.
Thomas Gutierrez
So this is what /b has become.
Aaron Thompson
OK. Tell us more.
Owen Gray
Except your parents divorce has nothing to do with that. You can't become a psychopath, friend. Psychopaths are born, sociopaths are made.
Jacob Cooper
I use to regularly beat and kill small animals. The rush it gave me made me feel more alive than any drug I've ever taken.
example I had pet rats for a few months then on a whim I decided to snap their backs. I let one go though because I honestly started to pity the rats being confused and scared, not understanding why their "kind" master did it.
tbqh I feel bad because I'm lazy and just want to be a normal human bean but I know im not. I only killed my pets because I'm addicted to the rush, which I got a taste of when I killed a stray kitten because my ex(the only person ive ever let close to me in my life) loved kittens.
So my my point is, Im addicted to the rush of violence, how do I stop/get help without being locked up?
Julian Evans
Me too. I'm a psychopath. I always manipulate people and get them to do what I want. Especially my parents, they always get me what I want if i use my psychopathic abilities on them. I don't have any friends since they're all scared of me. It's pretty awesome to be that scary intelligent guy who can outsmart and control anyone. I think girls are a bit nervous around me. They always have that smile and they're afraid to talk to me for too long. But I understand, I'd be nervous too.
Cameron Wright
Wow, cool! You mean those little quizzes you answered with the answers you know will get you a high score on the aspd spectrum? Guess what? I did too! Does that mean im anything more than a moderately jaded human? Nope.
Carson Reyes
Yeah and i did a test online that said my IQ was 181, doesnt mean im a genius
Jack Sullivan
Actually, psychopaths are statistically less intelligent than the normal populace. They don't even acknowledge the fact they are psychotic as they simply don't care. They aren't naturally stronger, nor have master manipulation powers.
Most psychopaths are in fact, very stupid but have no empathy or care for morals. That's why they're dangerous.
OP, you're not a psychopath. Nor are you a sociopath, either. In fact, by your language and your pride in a label you don't understand yet shoehorn yourself into, I'd wager you are either narcissistic or trying to find a label because you don't fit in to any other label.
>know it's bait, but the amount of faggots here who think they're le sycopaths :^) is pathetic
Thomas Turner
Just be good at hiding it. No need to stop
Liam Perry
This, I've known multiple of these faggots, they are literally the dumbest people I've ever met, drug addicted brain fried retards that never made it past high school.
Dominic Hughes
Shakespearean levels of originality there buddy
Ryder Carter
everyone please stop
Luis Perez
Wow cool. Every moderately jaded person enjoys violence every now and then. It's part of our nature to be bloodthirsty, have you ever read a history book? We love killing.
Aaron Nguyen
I finger my asshole routinely and then lick my fingers in front of people. Would you consider that psychotic? I also love smearing shit all over my cock and then jerking off, making a mixture of cum and poop that I then usually taste (it tastes good)
Jason Wright
psychopath != good at manipulating people
Eli Brooks
OP is such a massive faggot that want's to feel good about himself because he is retarded
Juan Phillips
>IM A WOLF. IM THE HUNTER.
No, you're a delusional faggot with conspiracy theories. Nothing more, nothing less.
Dylan Sanders
> Taking an online quiz seriously >Being this fucking stupid
There are not words for how dumb you are...
Zachary Watson
all of the so called "HUNTERS" here are nothing more then kids who found out about Sup Forums and came to feel cool about thier life in stead of doing something real with thier life
Eli Scott
Your parents probably divorced because they couldn't deal with their child being a fucking colossal space wasting faggot. The very conception of your fetus was a fucking mistake, go get buried alive in a hole you niggerpussyfag
Jeremiah Walker
Also im amazing at manipulating people. I have many different personas I've master to camoflauge myself amongst normies. >With people I see often(work, aquintences), I'm sweet, socially awkward, a joker who seems really innocent. >With close friends and in clubs, wild and reckless extrovert who is a womanizer. I get laid easily and often by figuring out what a girl is looking for in a guy and by imitating that persona. Always talk about her/them and pretend I sympathize and am even knowledgeable on the subject(im not) >with girlfriend, whatever type of man she is looking for. Many girls have called me too good to be true, and too perfect. >With family, friends family, elders, girlfriends family: I'm very conservative, polite and respectable, very clean and well kept. Always try to show ambition and willingness to be altruistic and helpful. Always impress the woman's mom with a bottle of wine for the first time you get introduced to her family formally. >With boss, people I want respect from: Insanely loyal and hardworking, I often try to show my intelligence and creative thinking. Currently considered by my boss and the regional supervisors, as one of the best officers on the site.
That being said, Im a recluse and prefer to just relax alone 97% of the time because I enjoy being lazy and I do what I enjoy no matter who tells me otherwise.
Sebastian Morgan
...
Andrew Parker
Worried I might progress into the field of removing people I dont like. As I often consider id be able to get away with it, even though I'd find no real joy in it since Human's are my favorite creatures on earth.
Kayden Ward
alone 97% of the time CONFIRMED SOCIAL RETARD!
Carter Watson
just like everyone else. You could be more average if you tried.
Blake Wright
lol this guy actually thinks this shit, you're not a psychopath, you're just an annoying little edgelord
Liam Jenkins
Just recognize you're abilities and dont get cocky. DONT GET COCKY. Thats the worst thing you can do
Christopher Green
nice integers, but not socially retarded.
I'm loved by most people I meet and easily maneuver socially. I'm friends with lots of groups. Some are top students at local uni, others are into drugs and crime. I'm trusted by a high level coke dealer who said he trusts me more than anyone else in this city. I get into some bars for free through connections and find it easy to get girls over on tinder or in clubs.
Ethan Diaz
then why do girls I date get scared of me saying they cant trust me because how different I am around different people?
I use different acts to get certain advantages out of certain people and it works.
Jaxson Jackson
You're a disappointment to your parents and to society, you're not a Psychopath, you're a worthless edgelord.
Thanks. I know that I need to get lucky every time to get away with evil but police/society only has to get lucky once for my life to be ruined. No one slightly suspects the things im capable of so my life would crash down if they discovered.
Oliver Lee
Congratz you are fucking normal. Keep telling yourself that you are a special snowflake if you want.
Parker Moore
>believes this about himself unironically
I think you're actually just autistic
Gabriel Davis
Nice copypasta. Did you see the post on r/Sup Forums and decide to be sneaky and repost?
Jaxson Nguyen
Bleach won't be that fast, faggot.
Jordan Ortiz
>worthless
but im going places user. Will soon have a nice 1 bedroom upscale apartment, with a great view of the ocean and downtown. Also finishing degree in the year with job lined up. Current job is great, easy, and people respect me a lot because of the field I work in. Chick dig my looks, my job, my future, and my dick.
I dont deserve any of this but I have it
Colton Harris
Edgy Teens D G Y
T E E N S
Xavier Miller
The cancer that is killing Sup Forums: the thread
Jace Sanchez
Doesn't make you a Psychopath.....
Isaiah Price
alright Sup Forumsros edgelords are everywhere, rate me from 1-20, 20 being psycho and 1 being Forrest Gump
I lie a LOT, even when I don't need to, not about anything important but just to confuse people and see how long I can keep up the front
I have rare moments where I feel I have lost total control and start saying/doing things beyond intention
I don't cry, ever
I can be incredibly likeable if I want to, make friends with anybody in order to stab their back later
LOVE animal and human torture, often get into fights with people just to feel the life in their skin as I grab it, smashed frogs since i was a kid, beat rabbits I keep with a bat
I dunno. think i might just be autistic tbh.
Jason Anderson
No but the skills I employed to climb the ladder to get this point makes me one. The way I treat and view people, the things that satisfy my and that I enjoy, these things mean I am.
Juan Parker
Just like the Boxxy threads....
Evan Davis
>Can't even spell psychopath.
Nicholas Cruz
...
Connor Bailey
You have to leave the basement to hunt.
Dominic Hughes
Mother fucker, I like castrating men, (By crushing their balls ). You're not even half the sadist I am. You're not a Psychopath, go see the video at this for what you should now do.
Elijah Baker
see You're not a psychopath. You have little knowledge on psychopathy.
Aaron Nguyen
And the trap threads And the furfag threads And the cuck threads And the u mad white boi threads And the waifu claiming threads And the draw threads And the YLYL threads And the get threads And the clothed celeb threads And the ...
Carson Morales
Wow took like 3 days for this to become pasta I'm impressed
Connor Ortiz
Shut the fuck up. Just because you think you support Trump makes you psycho? Nobody literally cares about Africa, you're not alone. You think that you try to use your intelligence to outsmart people makes you even more psycho? How does it feel to still be in Middle School?
Austin Ward
Basically. Sup Forums is dying, and we need to get the cancer out. Problem is, the surgeon walked out of the operating room saying 'fuck this' and handed the site to a Japanese guy who wont operate.
Anthony Green
This entire thread is dildos
Charles Fisher
Thank you for your commentary Skwisgaar.
Jayden Flores
/bait and doesn't deserve a picture
Ryder Sanchez
Its still good sometimes, you just have to be here at the right time
Angel Rogers
Thread is ded, kill it.
Charles Cruz
>psychopathic abilities Zozzled hard
Carson Myers
True, but even cancer goes into remission only to come back. Part of why I don't come here often anymore now.
Levi Collins
I lack empathy, I'm good at faking, and I violate rules and laws constantly and have never once been caught. But I'm bad at maintaining relationships. Usually people eventually realize they're being used, or I get bored and move on to the next person/project to focus on. Tbh it just leads to loneliness. I would likely be happier if I weren't this way. But I'm pretty sure it's genetic. I've never been able to feel any differently, even as a young child.
Jaxson Reed
Only people I dislike or who aren't important to me.
Brandon Roberts
Then you're not a Psychopath, Psychopaths lack empathy. Which you obviously have, fuck off back to Facebook faggot.
Jack Robinson
>11 >nice dubs, fagget
Also, maybe 5
Nathaniel Evans
kk thnx bb
Elijah Jones
>11 >111 ??
Michael Lopez
Is there a spectrum of psychopathy? I identify I lot with your post but I think I have some kind of empathy, but just when I'm in a good place and my feelings always are the most true and important to me. I also kind of like of making people feel bad or seeing them struggling or suffering.
Elijah Bennett
I can't wait for you to find out that you are retarded.
Christian Bell
>tfw autistic, psychotic and have violent outbursts feel free to ask me questions or try and trigger my psychosis or something idk