How do i get a redneck gf?

how do i get a redneck gf?

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Move to a redneck town and acquire a gf

Build a big ass mud truck and go mud bog it.

Being her cousin already helps you a long way.

They don't ever look like that for long.

Be black and have a big duck

Everyone knows niggers can't looks after animals.

be related or treat her like shit

just by asking that question you are already a lost cause

Don't man... I live in a Red neck area, I could get one if I wanted, but they're fucked.

This nigga gets mad redneck puss puss.

Do you have a sister?

i do have cute sister, but unfortunately she is only 9

perfect

all you gotta do is wait nigga

old enough for mohammed

don't listen to that faggot or she might marry your father OP!

I lol'd

add her friend and you get 18, totally legal

Tin of copenhagen.
bottle of pbr
a duck dynasty vhs
corn cob, (to get her juiced up)

Buy a Harley and hang out at redneck bars.

>Start driving and stop when you haven't seen another human in at least an hour.
>take your shirt off and wander into the woods
>make traditional redneck mating call:
BURGERS AND BEER!!! BURGERS AND BEER!!!

Rattle bottle of Oxy.
Profit

Buy a Dodge diesel. I bought one last week and the trim LOVES it.

Kek'd and Cheque'd

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>the trim

Virgin detected

This also goes for attaining pretty much anything. Just gotta have enough to rattle.

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Remember, if it smells like trout back out. if it smells like chicken keep on lickin.

>doesn't know that that's been a word for vagina for 40 years

Underage b& detected

hang out with crackheads much?

MARVTS

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Religion of peace

OP doesn't want a real redneck girl. He wants one of those "Country girls", you know the ones who blew a guy in a truck once and now they only wear camo and shop at Tractor Supply. They wear cowboy boots with their preppy jeans and shirt, adopt a fake twangy accent and usually end up being between a 25 and a 40 on the BMI scale but they have some dumbass 'tough girl' kinda attitude and pretend they're better than skinny girls (They're not), more attractive than girls who don't let themselves go (They're not), and they'll remind you constantly about how they won't settle and they know what they deserve (Which, they don't).

For those girls OP, just own a truck. Srs.

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also checked satanic trips

Dumb bitch is fishing with a closed faced rod...
Can't be that redneck at all

Praise Beelzebub!

step 1. go to family reunion

Underrated.

Lol niggers and rednecks are enemies for luck with that

This is 100% correct. Thanks Satan.

Get outta here with those shit-tier facebook memes

lucifer
>witnessed

Easy. Just go to some random country village, meet the girls, pick one and the fuck her good. Worked for me couple of times. Both were virgins and I was their first real bf so shit went better than expected. Both of them said that there is no good men in the village or if there is they are already taken.

Btw prepare to take some heat from the local boys and old boys. They usually don't like when "outsider takes one of their women" so knowing how to fist fight is a plus.

Then be prepared to meet your new gfs dad and it's normal to be held at gunpoint at this time, luckily if you have some moonshine or whiskey with you (I had both), share the booze and the daddy will like you more and won't shoot you. Then go upstairs and fuck the daughter while her father is drunk and does not give a shit.

Go grab your sister.

Probably he means she's too old.