ENGLAND MATCH THREAD NUMBER 2

Nu-male's triggered by the problematic wage gap in women's football edition

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Rooney being shit. Walker being shit. Lelana being shit. Sterling a poncey Porch Monkey as ever.

BRING BACK LAMPARD

Sup Forumstards need to be castrated

First for """mighty"""" (((Albion)))

t. triggered numale

why's everyone wearing glasses

Racism isn't funny

>people unironically thought dinosaur sam was a good appointment

>Rooney literally the best player on the pitch
>Whole thread is just people bashing him

Makes me sick. Without Rooney England would struggle to make it out of the group stage

How do we fix England lads?

Football wise, not the obvious paki problem

newbie here, how many matches do you have to play in the qualifiers?

Which one Rashford ?

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>triggered Sup Forums cunt edition

england is playing shit, but wtf are you going slovenia?

Just think, if we had a stricter migration policy than we wouldn't have to suffer Sterling or Walker.

>All those niggers
IFREWUP.jpg

r u avin a laff

it is a bit

Remove Rooney and any spurs players

Being British and actively supported the presidential candidate of another country is pathetic

Rooney is a FRAUD these days.

Fergie knew it over 3 years ago. Why can't any other manager?

good thread

we're fucking shit

Yeah Gerrard never played pointless Hollywood passes or got caught out of position did he.

You just don't realise that you're the equivalent of a fedora fag and it's fucking annoying that you bring your autism into unnecessary threads

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lallana is the least threatening wide player I've ever seen

I just want a manager who realises playing down the middle is fucking RETARDED and SO easy to defend. I don't care how 'shit' the wingers England can call on are, they are BETTER than playing through the middle EVERY SINGLE GAME.

Look at this game, Lelanna goes out wide, crosses in, Kane misses it. But oh, look, from out wide it nearly was a goal!

Commentators are AGAIN saying "no width". There isn't.

BETTER BE A DECENT HTS TODAY LADS TO BE HONEST FAMILIA

Golden Grahams are the best cereal and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

Danny rose is not good enough to be an international. He plays without confidence. His touch is poor. Completely different player to when he plays for Spurs. It's always been obvious that he's a man of fragile confidence and playing for England is obviously too much for him to handle.

I don't think you need to

Why are right-wing girls so much more attractive than left wingers and SJWs?

supporting*

There is nothing wrong with being jewish

WTF is that race for people who've just taken 100 laxitives.

>german flag
>worry

>Englel

It is a pity that his talent is already wasted.

Eh? Playing for spurs is bigger than playing for England

Anyone remember FIFA 07?

kek

v. problematic post :|

No creativity in midfield, literally only threat is set pieces so need to go full Pulisball and get Crouchie and Carroll up front and play to their strengths

Henderson, Lallana and Rooney should never be in a starting 11 for a supposed "elite" footballing nation

>"that's better from joe hart"
>hoofs it straight out

lmao

>DENTISTS

Anyone want to buy a washing machine?

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it is though, almost as funny as sexism.

lel fuck this shit I'm going to play san andreas

utter garbage match

Who on earth thinks ENgland are an "elite" footballing nation?

DELETE THIS

how much does she cost?

gas the pakis

Altright neckbeards cherrypick the attractive ones and only post them on here

>it's a 13 year old discovers right wing politics thread

>using the word "SJWs"

Lmao

has it been broken in?

Why are England games always so shit?

Given up now, wanking to trannies on /gif/ instead.

oh wow we're playing the exact same brand of boring shitty football

it's almost like the problem is not with the managers but with the players, how strange and shocking

>word
how black are you?

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'

The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>it's a university student believes he is enlightened beyond everyone else thread

Ugh why do old people exist they shouldn't be allowed to vote fasicsts!!! Abolish tuition fees now!!!!

who's your favourite tranny?

> Keith Vaz had a qt twink on the end of his cock

term

>complaining about "racism" (not wanting your country to get ethnically destroyed)

Exactly. 30 minutes of the first ever game in charge is enough to make a definitive call. Should private just wrap it up

When did you discover you like anal sex, user?

just how empty is wembley going to be for the first home game

BIG

I'm a nigger and I think it is

Chanel Santini

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Why cant England have one tournament where they just have the luck of the draw, every deflection goes in, Everyone plays well together and they win the whole thing

>posting same pasta in numbered threads

Just found my pornfu's InTheCrack video, so I'll be watching that instead of the 2nd half of this tripe

Nah mate

You have no idea what my politics are because I don't fucking go on about them in a thread about a football match

You shitheads are like the my little pony fans
You can't go anywhere without telling fucking everyone about your shitty niche hobby

Have you seen "ethnic" brits mate?

Give me a glorious ebony goddess any day of the week.

What is football anymore?

>I NEED feminism come on guys men have had it easy for years

kek, I go to university and if anything it has made me more conservative minded, you're just a fucking spastic

>Sterling and Stones looking good under Pep, but looking completely average here
>Rooney no longer able to play as a no10, so he's just fucking about as deep lying midfielder
>Kane, Henderson and Lallana all STILL playing
>Rashford not even on the bench

We will literally beat you.

good lad

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Because they decide to get tactically outplayed by dentists instead

Adam Lallana probably has the best close control in the premier league

Must have been a shit university

We must pay reparations for disturbing the noble savage!

Vardy would create space for the mid field while Kane is being a static rock who can't do shit when he gets the ball on his feet.

suffering

just like everything else in life

>commentators keep referencing the Iceland match

I thought we'd all agreed to pretend it didn't happen?

Bored and triggered now ffs

KEK should be one down

>Sterling
What the fuck was that supposed to be?

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W E W
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W E W

Yeah; fucking Durham

The Jamie vardy meme is over lad. Modern day michu