Why do girls love horses?

Why do girls love horses?

Would you date a horse enthusiast?

horsecock

>Why do girls love horses?
Riding
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
yes

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>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
No, horse girls are annoying as fuck. They have this weird sense of elitism because they like fucking horses.
They have an iron pelvis though

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horsecock envy

Use to work at a stable, all the chicks there were stuck up bitches

that girl looks underaged
im calling the mods in this one

Heb ik ook nooit begrepen eigenlijk.

>No idea
>Fuck no, horse girls are annoying and have zero life/personality outside of horses.

And this is coming from someone who's very outdoorsy, grew up in the country, worked on farms, and lots of other stuff like that.

I hate "le cuntry gurrrllls" so fucking much. A normal woman from a nice, rural, conservative family is ideal, but the daddy's money, Taylor Swift, "I live in the suburbs and have my horse boarded" girls are complete shit.

it's ok, you can come out, we won't judge that you're a closeted pedo

Liking horses is my only full dealbreaker other than a history of cheating.

check em'

Horsecock

They have what girls consider to be the perfect shaped cock. They ALL secretly want one.

Fuck yeah they are wild ones.
Also they have them hips moves spot on.
Plus most are kinky as fuck, BDsM leather gear get em going.

All crazy

Becaus their dicks look like niggers'

I date a veterinarian that rides horses.

She's a pretty rad bitch... Maybe a little stuck-up.

Into dragon dildos, tail-plugs, all that fun and interesting shit.

She's a keeper but I'll manage to ruin it eventually.

Horse girls are a bit crazy not gonna lie.
Most of em just wanna talk about horses almost nonstop and they find reasons to put they're horses into conversations.

I'm OK with horses but once I tell em I've eaten horse jerky they don't wanna talk to me

Though, my best friend did horse riding and she had thighs of a god.
God I miss the thighs.

They love having sex while their horse watches.

If shes a keeper than you gotta try to not mess it up.
Keep whattcha doing up and don't let it slip. No foolin' around ya hear me

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Women like horses for the same reason that they like niggers: big, dumb, aggressive, filthy animals with big animal penises.

that and riding a horse is basically public masturbation for them since their pussy bounces and gets rubbed the entire time

Autism

Will do my best brother.

I don't need to be cured user.
Mad?

>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
Oh hell no those bitches are dump spoiled princesses

source?

has to be from a movie
no way they'd let a horse on a WSF

It's definitely sexual. Consciously or subconsciously. Huge powerful animal between their legs.

the Ring

Had an ex who lived in city, boarded horse 30 minutes away. Had two of them, shit was expensive and she was only a very tech. She was somehow a stuck up bitch who hated her life. About 24 years old, lawyer dad paid for everything. Good at sex though, she was getting better and better in bed but I wanted to shoot myself with how negative she was. Unless you okay with a high maintenance woman and expensive pets, not worth it...

It's the Ring. Fifteen year olds shouldn't be on this site.

goddamn yes.

The Ring. Horse is fine.

Also I think that movie was set in the east coast, so that might not be WSF.

WS-guy so I know what that is but anyway.

As a horse enthusiast myself, I'm happily married to such a gal.

The concussions get kinda spendy after awhile but we're both still riding so that's cool. No we're not crazy why do you ask?

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i'm 34

movie took place in Washington State. the horse started out in a trailer on a ferry, then busted loose.

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MFW I'm staring at the horses' butts way more than the riders.

I used to sneak out to watch ESPN because show jumping was on.

Horses jumping, is sexy.

everyone I have ever known who spends significant time with horses have been severely injured

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I haven't been *significantly* injured ...

But they are 1,200 lbs of bone, muscle, and cat-like reflexes.

Pile on the teenager-level emotional maturity & 3yr-old level terror of the unknown, and there's some real risks there, yeah.

I've got to get ESPN, friend.

>>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
>also riding

In my experience, girls who horseback ride on a regular basis are the tightest.

>fucked two ranch girls, both were painfully tight, so it's probably true

Riding is like mega kegels

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recently dated a girl who was obsessed with horses.
she was autistic and pretty crazy, go figure. hot as fuck though. luckily, i tapped that before she moved away.

This is relevant to my interests

was she in australia?

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As someone fucking a woman who rides professionally. She will ride that dick so good you wont find anyone else who can.

Sex is great but she will fuck you over and tear your heart out.
And fuck Florida

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any more?

This is ALL true

Because they can be controlled easily. They're expensive and conjure up images of aristocracy. When you're on a horse you look down on other people.

I did once. Never again.
She was pretty good at fucking though.

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