You wake up in the countryside of Poland

>You wake up in the countryside of Poland...

wat do

1. have an orgasm
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

Reassemble nearest toilet to calm my nerves.

when will you drop the proxy, Przhseszzeaszesazweski?

I'd try to get home, of course.

when you stop being jealous of poland :^)

Catch bus home

Brush my teeth

enjoy not being harassed by muslims

>those hills
That is not Poland and you know it Wojciech

This is absolutely Poland and you don't know shit leaf

We do have hills here

Mazurki, zamkni sie i nigdi piskuj kiedi mowisz do lisc. Dobra?

Get drunk with the locals and see if I can teach the local farmer to shoot better or something.

Suck a dick, dumbshit

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>wodden buildings
>weird ass roofs

Could by my region if it wasn't for these things.

Enjoy not getting raped by snakes and spiders and crocodiles

Go and visit my grandma and alcoholic deadbeat uncle

Lay in the grass and relax like I do.

Take a pleasant walk through the beautiful Polish countryside, then try to get in

Find a Polish woman to rape