>You wake up in the countryside of Poland...
wat do
>You wake up in the countryside of Poland...
wat do
1. have an orgasm
3. get married
4. be happy forever after
Reassemble nearest toilet to calm my nerves.
when will you drop the proxy, Przhseszzeaszesazweski?
I'd try to get home, of course.
when you stop being jealous of poland :^)
Catch bus home
Brush my teeth
enjoy not being harassed by muslims
>those hills
That is not Poland and you know it Wojciech
This is absolutely Poland and you don't know shit leaf
We do have hills here
Mazurki, zamkni sie i nigdi piskuj kiedi mowisz do lisc. Dobra?
Get drunk with the locals and see if I can teach the local farmer to shoot better or something.
Suck a dick, dumbshit
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>wodden buildings
>weird ass roofs
Could by my region if it wasn't for these things.
Enjoy not getting raped by snakes and spiders and crocodiles
Go and visit my grandma and alcoholic deadbeat uncle
Lay in the grass and relax like I do.
Take a pleasant walk through the beautiful Polish countryside, then try to get in
Find a Polish woman to rape