Waifu claiming thread.
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I got it off fine without pain or any tearing or bleeding.
youtu.be
Yeah. Its slow as shit.
Hi
Did you sleep well at least?
Ah, it sucks when paperwork shit fucks up like that. What classes are you going to be taking? What kind of job do you have? I used to work in a grocery store. I hated that shit more than anything else
On point with these adorable bakes
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>krogan
Shepard.
Vegans are alright until they start on the health and better than you for not killing animals spiel. At that point, it's fair to meme on them.
That being said, meat will likely be the death of me, whether it's death by venison, greasy burger, or in the wurst way possible.
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-squeezes your cock in my hand-
u w u
Claim
(Akame)
I'm 'talking' to other people without posting pics, so i just forgot
I didn't sleep yet. Probably gonna stay up for 1 hour more or something.
Okay. I guess I cannot say much in this situation. Great taste.
Not forced at all. Watched the Touhou animation and understood that she is qt as hell, plus a fucking psycho. I like crazy girls.
Best sleep I've had in years
I'll be off now, games with the mates.
Have a good one.
mandatory cc claim
your gonna keep making the mistake of lacking intellect then.
>What does the color 8 smell like?
apples
>Who would win in a fight between a perfect sphere and a perfect cube, each exactly one cubic meter in volume?
the cube because it has an edge.
>When will it stop being one day and start being another, and does that mean there is an instant at midnight at which it is two days at the same time?
time is either a human illusion or another element, i still have to figure this out.
once i have i can give you an answer.
>Where is the center of the Omniverse?
where ever you are looking from because its infinite
>Why do you sing a song, but you don't dence a dance?
linguistic restrictions
lucky bastard.
you did not just judas priest on me.
youtube.com
*Doesn't dislike it*
Are you unoriginal guy or sachi?
hey krogan are total Sup Forumsros
(yuno) yeah im at the battle for earth now
(kirino) *hugs*
>that was directed at Kirino.
I'll be heading there myself in about that much time as well.
Need to be up early ish for a long drive
See you later bby
*hug*
Ugh. It was indeed, I guess that shows that I should sleep even though I won't.
Long drives suck, got anything to stop you from getting bored in them?
Wrex was my favorite.
>check Sup Forums and news sites
Wew. America got the reality TV it wanted this election.
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It is good to be dumb sometimes. I know I am chatting with a smart person but mind me, I am just a silly man who want to learn from humans.
Holy fuck my neighbors dog literally never shuts the fuck up he fucking barks all the time unless he is eating or sleeping and he doesn't sleep until past midnight I want that God damned dog and his owner to fucking die holy shit
Yeah Krogan, love those guys.
Noice, is it just a big old sniper?
That sucks, at least you're meeting her parents though.
Have you seen Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates?
I've only listened to this one and a little of one other tbh
I don't know.
I don't know.
At midnight, I don't know.
I don't know.
Semantics.
People in Texas are generally very nice, far nicer than people in other states in my experience.
Yes
Meat is fucking good, I don't care if I die to it.
Not sachi.
I'm whoever you want me to be.
-licks the tip of your cock-
-u-
that's better~
good for you
*Hugs back*
ok
I forget exactly what classes they were, but it was for IT. Intro to computer sciences and programming I think? I can't recall accurately. I'm working as a security guard at my county's Intermediate Uni. An IU basically provides special education to students. There's speech therapy here, IEPs etc.
I used to work in retail, that shit was horrendous.
Funny picture of Alice, heh.
I did. And Im gonna do it again.
youtu.be
And theres pain when I use the finger, but I have piles of salt that arent being used and are basically free.
-ok-
No but I want to, it looks good and my mom found some free tickets for this local theatre so I might go again and see that. But yeah, its great to finally meet her parents, although she doesn't like her dad much, her mom knows of me and thinks I'm a great guy.
hello again yoyo
hello sachi
would you rather it be busy?
that can fire 3 times before reload and destroys shields and armor in 1 shot. head shot instakills except big huge bosses.
Oh. Well it's okay to like something anyway.
You are user to me then.
*hugs* It ok bro. Life is fucking gay anyway.
*ok*
Music. Drowsing. I might bring my 3DS with me, haven't decided yet.
Funny, I'm taking an IT related course right now as well. Have you done any programming yet? I think it's the worst thing ever to be done to this planet. I can't stand the stuff
>retail was horrendous
A kindred spirit. I'm glad I got out of it, and I never want to go back to that shit ever again
I'm proud of this picture. It was my first one
-licks your *ok*-
>life is fucking gay anyway
I'm gay for you, Flan.
-hugs-
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-hug continues-
カラミチーマス
I need to pay more attention to when thread caps
I would post even more but im too lazy to get more pics
Hey
*This is not -ok-*
>I am just a silly man who want to learn from humans.
THEN USE THIS GIANT DATABASE OF INFORMATION WE CALL THE INTERNET.
there is an answer for basically every question you will ever have, just ask it.
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how you are getting away with this is beyond me.
put hand fedora's, i mean, fingerless gloves on.
Retail was bad, but at the same time it gives you perspective on how nice people can be, or what sort of pond scum goes out in public and fouls up everyone around them.
Working in a restaurant also sucks, but sets the floor when you're dealing with customers/public in future jobs. I always think back to those two gigs when customers are exceptionally shitty like today.
-sorry-
-embraces you lovingly-
You're too cute to pass up for a little.
No, I like quiet. But I want no dockets at all. So I can get the cleaning done.
youtu.be
Im in charge right now. Basically I decide what goes.
*Hugs your -sorry-*
I use it most of the time, but sometimes a man can learn a thing or two from another man.
You mean my wife is qt? Because believe me or not I am not as cute as her in real life.
-hugs your hug-
yeah I'm starting to believe so
I knoow
You're both qt
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Sounds like a plan, music is usually enough for me. I'm actually sneaking into bed earlier than I planned, good night.
Tomoko senpai claimed...
>i just have to
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put the gloves on first, then we'll talk about leadership
i ain teaching you shit.
what have i taught you so far?
Well considering that my hair is maybe as long as hers, yes I am. But my face needs some fixing.
That's a cute drawing.
It's funny, I promised myself years ago that I would never work retail. Then I found myself working retail.
I haven't done much coding really. I only know HTML and CSS, really. I don't mind those languages at all, really.
Fuck off, faggot. I know who you are.
Music difference. And how to be a good waifu claimer. I think that's it.
You're cute to me regardless.
I just want to hold you and never let you go.
I promise I'll be gentle with my hugs.
Everyone who walked into where I worked was always a) functionally retarded or b) pond scum who should be shot
I've never worked in a restaurant before, and I hope I never have to. I hear nothing but bad things out of people who worked in them
>hi Houki-pooki
>thanks, I didn't make this one though
Sleep well Mikura, I'll talk to you tomorrow
I didn't like HTML and CSS personally. But I can do them if I need to
>which I need to
Working retail is something I see as a prospect in the future if I can't find a job with the certification I'm going to get from this program. I hope it doesn't come to that though
Lewd.
Oh. S-Sorry.
*Hugs your -hugs your hug-*
holy shit i have taught you nothing.
you need to ask more questions.
Claimu!
Do well in all of your classes, and just keep looking for jobs. I found this job on my college's online job board. Doesn't hurt to check yours out.
-kisses-
*Kisses back*
how's it goin
that would be useful
well then good it's quiet. do you get tips?
>sorry for the lateness. had to eat dinner.
Wow i'm getting a lot of dubs today
-pulls you in further-
cool. check these.
What sort of cert?
This. Don't be surprised if you end up somewhere further than you initially envisioned. I went from being accepted to med school to science teacher, to retail, and then to working as a health inspector (present).
Be flexible, above all.
I meant these.
first person to pic a colour, has picked a colour for something
teal
navy blue.
teal it is
sorry man
State your fucking names.
First name "Check" last name "Em"
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>Triple 70s
Wew.
Fake and gay.
Are you blind?
That was just a test, sir. Check these.
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*Moves in closer*
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bump
It was just a roose
Check these dubs
I meant these dubs
Exactly. I'm hoping to eventually move up to the IT team here in a few years. Maybe once I"m done college or so. I don't know, that's my current aim for right now.
And I don't have any backup plans either. So I'm hoping to not fuck up.
Eventually, I have to get dubs. Right?
...Right?
wtf does dean anna have to do with this?