OFFICIAL MALTA v SCOTLAND MATCH THREAD #1

SCOTLAND'S JOURNEY TO WC18 BEGINS NOW

Scotland Line-up: See image

Malta Line-up: 5 part-time policemen, 3 bakers, 2 fishermen and 1 homeless

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let's get this started early

>SKEKLAND

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Not even dissapointed with that aside from

>CHRIS
>FUCKING
>MARTIN

McCormack should really be in his place. Strachan just has his wee pals though.

Should win this, 3-1 I reckon.

Oliver Burke... of all the gin joints...

RIP in pisses nottingham forrest

martin to score

alright lads

FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

that england goal should help us in the end, assuming they finish top.

simple 3 points here please gordon.

Good luck lads. Bring Snoddy back in one piece, alright?

Chris Martin needs to fuck off back to Coldplay, fucking useless. Where's McCormack Strachan, fucking fanny.

Rest of the side is fine I guess.

maloney to injure himself in the studio

>not starting barrie "tim slayer" mckay

baka strachan

How many of these players are Englishmen? All of them?

>absolute gash v kilmarnock
no thanks

the 2 martins and morrison

He missed out on getting his Shankill Road Defenders CD signed for this

R. Martin, Ritchie and C. Martin are englishmen with Scottish grandparents.

Burke is Scottish-born with Scottish parents but grew up in England, in the English football system.

Anya is fucking Nigerian or something, but grew up in Glasgow I think.

And Steven Fletcher

Anya was born in glasgow

forgot Morrison, he's English with a Scottish granny too.

also not in squad; Rhodes, Bardsley, Philips

fuckin hell, I didn't realise his dad was a Scouser.

He also died when he was a kid, which explains why Fletcher is such a stupid selfish cunt.

6 points from malta
4 from lithuania
4 from slovenia
3 from slovakia
1 from england
18 points would get second and a place in the playoffs

Three of them and Chris Martin is utter shit

He wouldn't usually start

>mfw I though it impossible to have a worse captain than Rooney
>Scotland manage it with Darren "butthurt" Fletcher

>this optimism

4 points from malta
3 points from lithuania
3 points from slovenia
1 point from slovakia
0 points from england

He grew up in Scotland tbf

great post rasheed

Should be Russell Martin imo

>1 from England
>3 from Slovakia
>4 from Slovenia

Our centre half options are fucking woeful.

Unironically think John Souttar should be in the squad.

"great" banter hamish

We've beaten far better teams than Slovakia and Slovenia under Strachan you deluded cunt

>iceland

russ martin cant even get in >our team kek

HAHAHAHHAHHAA CELTS ON POOCIDE WATCH

>obsession

He's dross but appears to be a favorite of Strachan's and Strachan is loyal to his favorites

We could at least play Berra

please don't call me a celt that's too far friendo i'm a proud hun

Malta 0-1 Croatia
Norway 2-0 Malta
Malta 2-2 Azerbaijan
Italy 1-0 Malta
Malta 0-1 Bulgaria
Azerbaijan2-0 Malta
Bulgaria 1-1 Malta
Malta 0-1 Italy
Malta 0-3 Norway
Croatia 2-0 Malta

Malta only conceded more than 2 goals once last campaign, would take a 1-0

>still memeing about Iceland


>at a tournament they didn't qualify for
>at a tournament they pushed harder for more teams to join so hey might have a chance of qualifying
>at a tournament that the likes of Iceland managed to get to

>englishman captaining scotland
yeah no thanks

he's shite anyway

could see paterson captaining scotland when he grows up a bit

>beaten by ICELAND

time for limmy

Malta could genuinely beat Scotland.

Any Hibs players in the squad?

berra's even worse.

just hope this martin turns up youtube.com/watch?v=gkkd7l5dJI8

John McGinn aka sloth from the goonies

Typical hibs inbred

Who scores first for Scotland?

John McGinn

Just McGinn from the spoonburners, I'd probably want Cummings in the squad maybe starting without Griffiths but he's still in the U20s or U21s

...

You have 10 seconds to explain why the Snod man aint captaining Scotland

injured too often, will miss half the campaign

Oliver "Bale" "13 Million" "Saviour" Burke

OUR YEAR LA

because he stole ricky van wolfswinkels penalty and then missed it.

SCOOOOOOOOOTLIND

SCOOOOOOOOOTLIND

>obsessed with previous defeats

>losing 3-0 to Morrocco
>losing 1-0 to Georgia
>drawing 1-1 with the Faroes

Need I continue or how far back do you want me to go pal?

hate these fuds making comparisons to bale

Who the hell is this guy and why does he keep getting posted whenever scotland is mentioned

he's fast though

Will genuinely have a wank when mckay comes on and scores, such a good rangers boy

local paedophile 'The Chin'

bennie harvey rip, miss you big man, gone but not forgotten

Equivalent of the First Lady I guess, he's shagging out First Minister Nicola Sturgeon

what's the fucking score?

>tfw we're the best team in the group

who /forrie/ here
Awaywolf a cunt

Malta win and Strachan to resign

probably worth it

fuck off gas man

>Tfw moved to Fife yesterday.
>Literally the land of THAT FUCKING ACCENT.

is Malta italian?

their manager is

WEE BIT HILL AND GLEN

Rather be a lifer than a Fifer

Burke ready to rape

what happened to tony watt?

>Who the hell is this guy

GAINST WHO?

didnt make the bench m8

TAE THINK AGAIN

What's going on in this thread

intae these malteser cunts

playing for hearts, missed about ten sitters against celtic he's shite

Scotland vs your rightful clay

When is England's brave Jordan Rhodes getting back into the Scotland side?

hiya. come on in.

make yourself comfortable.

take your shoes off.

i said take off your fuckin shoes mate.

Why are we playing in a blue Hibs kit

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Unironically think Watt should have started tonight. On fire for Hearts atm.

Better technical player than Martin or Fletcher.

Come on Scotland. We need to all make it to the WC. I'd love Gibraltar to come too, but it's an impossible task.

t. Englishmen

We are quite unlucky with isles in the Mediterranean, they can stay independent.

tartan arsenal kit

It's better than that pink and yellow one we had.

I don't

The scotch are always the fans who aggressively hate the english

>Malta
>Italy's Clay

No. It's ours. Did you know Malta voted to merge with UK? They got 59.7% voted for 'yes' to join, but the rules stated it HAD to be 60% minimum. They didn't recount despite it being that close, so Malta isn't British clay any more.

Got a pre-planned fedora post lads

>lee wallace is a grass

Didn't know Barry Bannan went to Wednesday, any idea how he's getting on?