I have reappeared for the evening, mortals. as before...

I have reappeared for the evening, mortals. as before, you may ask me any question of the future that you do not already know and it will be answered

How many wood can a woodchuck chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck?

>coming onto be claiming to be the future
are you fucking retarded

will your mother know that you are a fag?

How will I feel tomorrow morning?

Will my mother really die in her sleep if I didn't reply to a post?

whats my name user?

Will I ever see my ex again? it's been 4 years.

do not waste my time here with your foolish questions, mortals.
you will feel hungover, as you have already drunk too much tonight
such posts have no effect on your mother's life
do not ask me questions you already know the answer to

i dont know my dad
whats his name?

Thanks user

do you have a penis? and if so, how long is it?

Greatest metal band of all time ?

Will Hannah ever ask me out?

Am I going to be accepted socially?

does my crushes like me?

Oh shit.... time to stop drinking and get some water in me

>Will I ever find someone I will honestly love again?

Who will fuck up the USA more: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, or Adolf Hitler?

you can not see the dead, so this is not possible
Carl
no, but you finally get the courage to ask her out within the next month
metal music completely died out in the early 3060's so this is a matter of your own opinion
your disability makes it difficult for you to be accepted on a large scale, but your few friends in the present and future will be enough
no, however you do try to ask her out next week, to which she rejected you
your wife comes into your timeline in about 2 years

Lmao I actually will ask her out now thanks dog

what are the 3060s like ?

I'm not believing this for a second, but supposing I did, when will I take my next piss?

when will i get a girlfriend

Hmm interesting

Please answer me, O dear oracle.
Do I have a chance with her ?

okay. what work will be my first one?
will i move to another country instead of this 3rd world shit hole?


will my plantar twart disappear¿?

What's my disabilty?

HAHAHA I lied you fucking cuck

my dads name is matt

how can you build an inexpensive time machine ?

How old will I be on my next birthday

Will I die soon ? How ?

will i ever get a gf? if so, what's her name?

I'd upvote that if I could.

What is the name of my future wife? Will we remain happy?

your hand

hillary causes the most amount of harm to the country during her term after trump's term, but is impeached in the first 2 months of her term
there is too much to explain in this one question, please ask a more specific question
you control when you decide to urinate, so i cant tell you that for sure, but you will begin to feel it in 2 hours and 6 minutes
your first girlfriend comes into contact with you in 1 year and 2 months
yes, your relationship lasts over 2 years
your first job is a store clerk, and you finally raise enough money in 3 years to move to america
humans never achieved such technology
your death does not come for another 42 years, and it is of a brain tumor
i know, but the more you post in this thread, the more i stay on the front page, so thanks

bet he's gonna "disappear because us mortals are too childish and naive" or some retarded bullshit

What the fuck is going on with my gf today??
...Holy shit just realized she might be on the rag

Thank you oracle gonna go for it soon then.
Is there anyway to contact you directly btw ?

Does Sara still have feelings for me or have I missed my chance?

Is there any reason for me to keep going? If the future exists, that means that there is no free will.

this place is full of fags, but you're about the faggiest of fags. you should kill yourself.

then how are you here ?

your first girlfriend's name is clarissa
her name is mary , but you divorce after a year and are remarried after 6 months and stay that way
i am here until the questions run out or i am summoned back home
only those who are ascended enough will know how to contact me directly
she lost feelings for you over a year ago
all humans are most useful when their lives are lived to their full potential, however free will has never existed
i am a divinity, not a human

When will i get a job?

what solo am I learning on guitar right now ?

Do I have any mental disorders?

So there's this bitch who dumped me for one of my close friends, and it ruined my relationship with both of them. So I'm dying to know when they break up.

when you square the fuck up son
freebord
yes, mental retardation

I love driving fast. Will I die in a car or something more boring?

what was my first girlfriend's name?

When will I lose my virginity?

How to best fuck uncooked pasta

will Andrea get back with me

When will humans take the next step in our evolution? Like a large scale change not just bullshit. I'm talking living peacefully in a rationale state of mind.

nope i dont play guitar i play cello

Is my bisexuality a phase?

When will i get what i desire?

will i kill myself soon?

a dildo will fly at you and impale your skull with great force
joanne
soon
unfuck it
yes, but only for a few seconds
in about 2 minutes
yes, you're gonna become a nigger soon
no you fucking autist
yes

when will people stop calling eachother cucks?

how the fuck do you become a nigger
did you take your meds today oracle

your first job comes within the next 3 weeks
you have undiagnosed adhd
do not worry, she is already cheating with someone you have not yet met
you are hospitalized from car accidents 3 times in your life, but you die from leukemia
your first sexual relation does not come for another 4 months
andrea will get with 2 other guys before trying to get together with you again, but you reject her because you will already be seeing someone else
humans are already at their final stage of evolution
you will date 2 other of your same sex before marrying a proper partner

How did your existence come about? You say that you are a divinity, but what are your origins? Why meddle in mortals' affairs?

yeah thats usually how long i last in bed

How did your existence come about? You say that you are a divinity, but what are your origins? Why meddle in mortals' affairs?

How old am I?

what am i holding in my left hand

ROFL I thought you were actually a transcendent being and you gave me a fucking shit tier answer . Our evolution won't happen until we can eliminate primal animal like urges. Which didn't not happen in two minutes you fucking faggit ass Nigger cocksucking shitlord cuckmeister. Fuck you dude I had faith in you and you let me down. Fuck you , you fucking faggot ass bitch I hate you...

How to best un-fuck uncooked pasta?

do i know that someone else already

Will I ever have a girlfriend that truly loves and appreciates me?

when will i get a gf

you desire many things, so i can not answer that
for sure
this term lasts for another 213 years
i have always been, since the beginning, and i have seen the end, i am here merely to even out the timelines that need to be fixed in order to prolong the human race to its fullest existance
you will find a wife in 6 years who you stay with until her death

Ahh now I can properly respond about our evolution. You are obviously retarded and don't understand evolution. Humans will continuously evolve by biological function and technological so you are dumb and should go kill yourself fucking blasphemer kek

When will i get a gf and what will her physical features be?

will she say yes?

top kek, why dont you use your phd to wipe your ass

Are you that wierd guy on youtube, Alfred the Giant White Alien or whateverthefuck you called yourself? I'd recognize those glasses anywhere.

A) I understand that you are a divinity, and that you have always been, but what fuels you? Are there others like you? What are your ORIGINS? Or is that something that you don't even know?

B) But, why meddle in human affairs in the first place? Why is it important to a divinity what happens to us?

will i ever see a ufo

How many Children will i have by january 1st 2018? please include step children

Barely graudiated high school niggerello .even toper kek > :-)

Would people other than my family be truly upset if I killed myself?

will i acomplish my dreams?

oh no, i have been beaned. i shall now rest in shame as i wipe my ass with vegetal

you are mostly correct, however humans become extinct before ever reaching such a stage
you are never able to find a partner
i come before time was even concieved, i am not the creator, but one with him, there are infinitely many of me, but we are all of one being. my knowledge of the future timeline, when given to the right people, can affect it in such a way that will prolong the human race to its fullest extent

What is my first name?

You are just like any dumb fuck Nigger medium that gives dumbass vague responses. I know us humans eventually reach our next stage because it's already been written .

i'm not sure i really know my dad, can you tell me if he is a good person and his name please?

I just saw this thread in catalog view and the ops note looks like it's fucking moving when you scroll up and down and it's whack as fuck

will there be a 9th crusade to rid the world of Islam once and for all?

humans are the only life forms in the universe
you will have 1 boy, who will be 6 at that time
your few friends will try to be upset for your death, but will realize soon after that you really had no positive effect on their lives
which dreams are you referring to?
all of the middle east is enslaved by russia in 3038

israel will never fall you degenerate cuck

yea so i have a boy that 1 atm, a daughter thats 4 and a kid on the way.....

>your few friends will try to be upset for your death, but will realize soon after that you really had no positive effect on their lives

why was that what i was expecting

>How old am I
if u dont respond your fake

im a desirable qt girl obsessed with a ginger boy will i get him

What will my life profession be.

You didn't respond to mine again cause I've ruined your dumbass invalid argument you cucking fuck... This was moderately interesting /thread though you fucking dunce kek