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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Azor Jon

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Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/

3RD FOR STANNIS

>tee hee hee hee

HOWEVER

Best King

Azor Jon ?

Bran x Meera purest couple?

>I have a fiance
>I have a life outside these books
>I can quit them anytime I want and move on

Why is Preston in serious denial about his life?

>EHE HEHEHHfarts

Reminder that Stannis sacrificed this

not as pure as Bran x Bran

Don't sully him.

>Still jealous about his 90's boy band

Daily reminder

>the Battle of the Bastards
>Ramsay is crushing Jon
>Jon knows it and is desperately fighting with everything he has left
>all of the sudden, a noise is in the air
>Ramsay and Jon look to the sky
>Littlefinger's teleportation technique is finally revealed
>hundreds of planes and thousands of Vale Knights are parachuting from them down to the battlefield
>Littlefinger is the first one down
>he's never fought a day in his life and has 0 training, but he's decked out in full plate and the biggest fucking Valyrian steel sword a normal man can carry
>"DA NORF REMEMBERS"
>Ramsay has already pissed himself in fear and has run back to the Castle
>no matter, the Vale Knights parachute directly into Winterfell
>Ramsay and his surviving soldiers are all flayed and hung until they die
>Littlefinger cucks Jon and marries
>next season, the Vale and the North vs the Lannisters and Riverlands

1-3 Ramsay wins
4-6 Jon wins
7-8 battle unconclusive
9-0 Littlefinger wins
dubs - Stannis is rez'd and wins

I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the *farts*

By "purest" I meant chaste. Bran's dick doesn't work anyway.

w-what do you think HBO did with that doll? D-Do you think they just threw it out? Um...Asking for a friend.

Reminder that it delayed winter for months, saving the north.

Good thing I don't need his dick.

Probably better than what we're going to get, tbqhf.

>looks her up
>17
FUCK

Even if the next episode is as superb as it looks you just KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.


Adults, join me in guessing what these social outcasts will come out with......


>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!

>waaah waaah waaah the shields are half an inch too short!

>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!

>waaah waaah waaah kino!

>waaah waaah waaah patrician!

>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!

You can't un do it, it's already been confirmed

Full pic is heresy.

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You don't mean to say you would violate him? That's an abomination unto the Gods!

Hey everyone. There is this place called Reddit you should be made aware of.


Game Of Thrones is talked about there too. However instead of being full of whining nitpicking beta cunts like this cesspool, it is instead filled with adults who can hold a decent discussion about the show.


You will find many interesting theories, leaks that are actually genuine and deserved high praise for the finest show on television.


Of couse you will sometimes see criticism too but it's all valid, not the cringeworthy complaining about nothing you'll see here.


Please feel welcome to join us!

Legal in Bongland as well as the majority of the US.

Hot af

This one is plain cute though.

Because the salad dressing hit him very hard.

>reverse searched it
>didn't find anything

REEEEEEEEE

waaaaah waaaaaah waaaaaaaaa why did Stannis not save the day?!?!?!?!!??!

>Stannis "Things look dire, put my heir on a pyre!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Bring your daughter to the slaughter!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Twenty good men? My line must end." Baratheon
>Stannis "Bad lookout? Let's have a cookout!" Baratheon
>Stannis "Army covered in ice? Shireen must pay the Iron Price." Baratheon
>Stannis "Guards abandoned post so now my heir is toast." Baratheon
>Stannis "When my army no longer advances, it's time to rekindle my chances" Baratheon
>Stannis "When the winter grows colder, Shireen's gonna smoulder." Baratheon
>Stannis "Davos won't find it funny, but I burned his favourite cunny" Baratheon
>Stannis "Stuck in a blizzard? Show them you're a BBQ wizard." Baratheon
>Stannis "Too much snow? To the flames she must go." Baratheon
>Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
>Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
>Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
>Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
>Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "Daughter into charcoal is certainly the goal." Baratheon
>Stannis "Fuck the snow, my daughter's aglow, now pass the fucking marshamallows" Baratheon
>Stannis "Morale will break without Venison steak." Baratheon
>Stannis "Goodbye My Heiress, Hello Weather Fairest" Baratheon
>Stannis "She Loves to Read Books, Let's See How Well She Cooks" Baratheon
>Stannis "When The Weather Becomes Breezy, Cooking My Daughter Becomes Easy" Baratheon
>Stannis "I Know Less from Fewer, and I'm the Best Barbecuer" Baratheon
>Stannis "To Make the Snow Mild, We Must Burn My Only Child" Baratheon
>Stannis "R'hllor Has a Hunger, and They're Tastier When They're Younger" Baratheon
>Stannis "Let's Gather Some Sticks, She'll Not See Season Six" Baratheon
>Stannis "Hold Her Tighter, I'll Get a Lighter" Baratheon

Smoking hot. She's on fucking fire.

REMOVE USURPER remove usurper
you are worst baratheon. you are the baratheon idiot you are the baratheon smell. return to crownlands. to our crownlands cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,lannisters we will never forgeve you. castermere rascal FUck but fuck asshole baratheon stink lannister sqhipere shqipare..baratheon genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead baratheon..ahahahahah LANNISTER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget aegon's landing. starks we kill the king , starks return to your precious winterfell….hahahahaha idiot baratheon and lannister smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE USURPER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. dragons+unsullied+second sons+dothraki=kill baratheon…you will war of conquest II/ rhaegar alive in meereen, rhaegar making harp songs of meereen . fast harp rhaegar meereen. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of rhaegar… you are ppoor stink baratheon… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a keep

Satin

10/10. Would purchase.

fukken saved

The show is so awful now, any pedantic criticism of set and/or costume design is absurd.

The accuracy of weapons and armor are on page 8567 in the manual of things wrong with GoT

HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

please refute that dany is ned and ashara's daughter. i believe this to be true.

How do they feel about SweetRobin?

tell your friend i already called dibs on it

you are a monster

All textual evidence points towards R+L=J

7 hells yes.

I'm not really into lolis... but...

s-sauce?

THE WAR WAS LOST

About to start another re read of ASOS. ACOK was super comfy, blackwater chapters and the way it was structured were great!

Needs to meet with Tommen and Bran and make love

This

would you a hound?

Dany is rhaegar and lyanna's

>Stannis actually does ride in and save the day
>Davos knows that Stannis killed Shireen, kills Melisandre in front of him, throws the knucklebones in his face then kills him

Yeah! Me too, haha!

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Nothing a good raping wouldn't fix.

Here I go again with my fucking reading comprehension

Game of Twinks?

Preston pls go

didnt he lose the knucklebones when the wildfire bomb went off at blackwater.

he woke up on rocks with only rags on

>All textual evidence points towards R+L=J

Yeah, that's Jon's parentage, not Dany's.

Amazing how effective sudle photoshop is

NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Could've just reverse searched this one you dumbo, it's the same artist.

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then who is jon's??

Best King

Post some proof why Dany is Ned's and Ashara's kid first

I wonder who would win a fight out of and

>heehehehheheeehehe

anyone still believe it's possible that something is yet to be revealed to explain episode 8 bullshit?

I still want to believe d&d aren't THAT retarded and hacks.

What if Waif killed Arya, slashed her own face to put it on the wall and leave?

Yes, she says she's arya stark of winterfell, but that doesn't mean shit; That's how the facechanging works...

Keep in mind, in the Mercy chapter, Arya thinks about being Mercy even in her thoughts.

I know D&D are shit and write shitty arcs all the time and I'd take it for that IF there wasn't so many things that just seem off, like Arya behaving nothing like herself (more like Jaqen desu), arya hiding in a fucking hole because she knows she's at risk, then suddenly she just walk around without a care in the world... Also the face that waif used was seen by Arya in the hall of faces.

Bottom line, I'd say that if there's nothing more to this plot, D&D thought about making it more but dropped it. There's too many things in place for it to just be coincidence. It's more, or it was thought to be more but they kept it simple instead.

Yet you still watch. And whine. Like a cunt.

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the new gay emperors of Essos

Reddit is too busy laughing about how Tyrion is Dany's son and how much it sucks to be between seasons X_X

No. Stop being delusional and face reality. Feels good to let go.

rofgu

SalsaxSweetRobin 2016

Ned and Ashara's

id be happy with just tommen and bran >:]

Brandon Stark/Ashara Dayne

>Yet you still watch.
Some plots are still worth watching.

There's no middle ground in quality on the show anymore, either it's great or it's shit.

>he still has hope

Robin would die in the act of fucking her. Would suffer a seizure and die. All according to plan.

>Post some proof why Dany is Ned's and Ashara's kid first

Ned loved Ashara, she left him for his Bro
He went to her castle not to return sword (he would have returned dayne's bones too) but to see her again.
They fugged at some point
Ned left to be with cat because he's a noble man
Nobody ever recovered her body or even saw her jump, it's all a story
Someone sneaky snuck away with dany
Dany has the same hair as Ashara

Then Jon and Dany would both be children of starks and targs = ice and fire = some climax of the series.

Why are GoT fight scenes so beautiful?

So extraordinarily choreographed?

Are D&D geniuses?

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Tommen would make a better whore than King at the moment. All he'd have to do is lay there and take it, something he has much experience with.

hilarious

Is this guy that uses the word "Whine" in every sentence the biggest faggot /got/ has ever seen?

Why the FUCK does he need a body double?

He doesn't fucking do anything.

Does he need a body double for being pulled through snow?

>Ned and Ashara's
>Brandon Stark/Ashara Dayne

Then what was Lyannas promise to ned? Promise me you'll take this targaryen looking kid and give her to varys? How did ned end up with jon?

As long as Sansa has an heir that could get the Vale and the Riverlands.

Why the fuck did you shoop beautiful Arya into a disgusting and ugly goblin???

Turn her back!

it's spot on right

obviously its for episode 10