Ask a atm tech with keys to all banks anything

Ask a atm tech with keys to all banks anything.

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You ever considered pulling off a huge heist?

When will the McRib return?

Why the fuck does Wells Fargo charge me a $14 fee every month?

Any skeleton keys ?

No because each tech as their own unique key to open vaults and you have to know someone to clean that money afterwards. But yes i have thought about it just saying fuck all stealing alot of money and leaving the country.

what's your favourite pokemon?

so you don't keep your money in your house and get robbed faggot

Yes for the basic shit that we don't care if someone breaks into the atm but doesnt not open vault. But banks have key fobes for access inside.

Because you either don't do direct deposit or your not keeping a minimum amout in your account. Remember accounts are "free-ish"

I've read this 4 times and I'm still trying to process what relation it has to the other post.

have you ever broken through the toilet paper when wiping your ass and just rolled with it?

what's realistically the amount of money you could successfully take in one night and leave the country?

keep it realistic.

They will pay you interest if you keep savings with them. They will also wave their fees on transactions and shit if you keep a minimum balance. It's kinda hard to make money with your money if you keep taking it out.

*waive even

If i do it on a day that cash has just been replenished about 3.5m

Not worth it unless you can not get caught. Unless you want to live in a second or third world country.

Can I borrow them? I'm asking for a friend

because banking is a service industry

they are providing you a service, watching your money for you and other shit

if you don't want a fee keep it in your matress or call them and find out which fucking checking product you could get to have your fees waived, there is probably one almost always unless you make like $200 a month or can't keep any money in your account without burning through it

This is why i don't do it. Because they will find you and fuck your shit up good. If i knew someone to clean and get me a new identity i would do it no questions asked

You could but you would still trip all their other security. Keys aren't the only thing in place.

Any way to break into the fuckers?

the smarter way to go about it would be have a friend come with you and have a gun to your head the whole time, pretend you're innocent to the police. still a bit risky tho

If the DNS system gets knocked offline like last week, will ATMs still work, or do they use a different network?

Not really the only way is with blow torch or saw but you will trip all the alarms before you could cut into the vault. Also cutting the hinges wont work because the vault locks with steal flippers all around it's frame.

Still need someone to clean the money because THEY WILL be watching you for the rest of your damn life.

this is probably your favorite tv show ever because of the atm related content

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They use a vpn/private network nothing ever goes over the Internet bare.

I heard of some heist where a couple got away... she was a truck driver though, where you transport money...she brought money to casinos.

Basically she worked for them for 6 years until she earned their trust. They generally sent two people but I think that day either they let her go alone or her partner was inside the casino. Her bf (who she was with the entire time, whom no one knew she had) came up and "robbed" her for the money in the truck. That day, she wasn't arrested bc she acted like the victim. The next day, she didn't come to work. The next thing you know, all they had was video footage of her and him at the airport on their way to Panama. She dressed as a crippled old lady in a wheelchair (wig and shit) and he wore a disguise while pushing her wheelchair through the airport. Think it was around 30 mil or some shit I can't remember. Saw it on tv a few years ago..they said it was the biggest American heist by 2 people that succeeded

Sorry to disappoint but no.

Tell me backdoor cheat code so money doesn't come out of account but still come out of hole

Tell me

If you were able to steal the entire ATM and bring it to the privacy of your home or somewhere, is there some tracking device that would find you while you take your time opening it?

How good are you at ATM(ass to mouth)?

Doesn't exist.

enter your pin in reverse

So they'd stay up?

Yes. All atms are gps monitored. We have fuckers tear out whole atm units with a truck and chain only to get busted later.

no one here asks about skimmers? plebes. op how many skimmers you come across? what's the most sophisticated one you've personally seen?

Yes.

None their all shit and you can see them from a mile away(us tech's at least) and their completely useless now thanks to emv.

OP will sliders/ fake credit cards work to withdrawal money, assuming they work to make a purchase at stores?

What's your yearly salary?

Forgot to say that the atm disables it's self to when it detects a object that's not supposed to be their. (This wasn't instant so they would get a hand full of cards skimmed)

No emv fucks yo shit up now.

55k

not bad.

It's a very easy job and i can do whatever i want just as long as i close some calls.

very easy until some crackhead pulls a gun and shoots you for the money. you better have good life insurance and disability insurance

I'm assuming you work for either NCR or Diebold. Former NCR here. At a much smaller operation now.

>a atm

I take it you're American. Am I right?

Yes this is true. But we can have guards with guns and the company can not force us to work on a atm if we "feel unsafe" without a guard.

Yes.

you're in a union?

Do you have the safe combos too or just the keys to open the cover to fix paper jams etc?

Lol sad that you can guess which company i work for because diebold and ncr have the monopoly. Diebold is in trouble though because ncr is fucking them good. Why did you leave ncr?

No

Like what?

What's the average amount in an atm?

Hours were shit. I had no life, but the money was nice. It's not a career unless you want to be a TM. Especially since they keep reorganizing everything. I'd sooner put a bullet in my head.

I have everything. If i needed to take a shit at 12am i could role into any bank and use their bathroom.