So if I have sex with two girls for every one dude I fuck does that cancel out the gayness from fucking a dude?

so if I have sex with two girls for every one dude I fuck does that cancel out the gayness from fucking a dude?

Also if that dude was wearing girl clothes does that also cancel out some of the gay?

Like fucking one sissy dude is only .75 gay for instance instead of just 1 gay

Does it have to be different girls everytime too?

Can I just bang the same two different girls right or do I need to find completely new ones?

is fucking a girl in the ass also slightly gay? Like .10 gay for anal and 0 gay for in the puss

I'm assuming blowjobs from chicks are straight even if dudes can give them too

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Who gives a fuck? Have sex with both men and women if you want to.

i give a fuck stupid, otherwise I wouldn't have asked the fucking question

If you cared, you wouldn't fuck dudes

Yes, this is more or less how it works.

Importantly though, you should start fucking fat women. Since they have more mass, this will help offset more of the gayness. Most guys are heavier than woman, so it makes the math more difficult.

If you fuck men/ get fucked by men you're at the very least bi. Just be bi then.

bi people don't exist

that's retarded

you are retarded

get out of my thread retard

Thanks bud i needed a good kek

Do your balls touch? If balls touch it's gay. If not, then you're good. Plus you seem like the guy who wouldn't have the common courtesy to give the guy you're fucking a reach around.

if you were more helpful you wouldn't be such a stupid piece of shit

News to me, I like both dick and pussy

no you like one of those and lie to yourself about the other

odds are you like the dicks tho because you're on Sup Forums

Basically, but anal with a girl doesnt count towards gay points

Alright, enjoy your full blown gayness in about 4 years when the accumulated extra male mass will nullify all the sex you've had with women.

user, its simple.
If you have sexy with a girl thats straight.
If you have sex with multiple girls (but have feeling for them equally) you are a lesbian.
Taking a dick is a no no, thats 10 gay points.
Getting a blowjob is not gay.
If a guy blows you off you have to say no homo. Then you have to keep telling eachother that you just tripped and couldnt get up until you both beleive it. But you still get 3 gay points. 5 if theres no "no homo"

As for sissies, thats a tough subject. It all depends on how passable they are. If you have sexy with a non passable sissy you get 8 gay points. If the sissy is passable you get 6. If you are going into a situation and didnt know it was a sissy until it was too late, but you didnt want to be rude so you just keep going, you get 4 gay points, even if you keep it a secret.

reach arounds are for beta males who know their cocks are to weak and small for the job

go somewhere else you tiny dicked loser

why though?

Is it because my balls are slapping pussy neutralizing any accumulated gay points?

im surprised you can even count to 4 you cuck

go die in a fire

Yeah, proximity to vagina nullifies the gay aura generated by butt love

See that right there, you're worring too much about the small details. Guy or girl? It doesn't fucking matter nowadays. A hole is a hole just stick your dick in it and enjoy yourself.

the fact you took the time to write this out makes me sad for the future of the human race

I hope you get dog herpes and die

Dont forget to mention that this is nullified if the person receiving anal is a known trans

spoken like a true fucking degenerate

why don't you go read your quran and tell your goat wife you love her faggot

people on Sup Forums having sex?

sure

You should go to a doctor or professional probably you have The Gay.
There no is turning back from your faggotry ask your pastor, priest, rabbi, therapist, psychiatrist.
all of this people will know the answer if you`re questioning if you`re a faggot THE GAY is advancing in your system.

i don't recall inviting a dumbass man child into my thread to comment

if I wanted someone to laugh at I would have made a thread asking for retards to post their thoughts and opinions and just waited for you

you are the reason forced castration is a good idea you pig fucker

I can see why you'd come to Sup Forums whining and bitching about "gay points". You're insecure about your sexuality so you come to Sup Forums hoping to get answers. And when you get an answer you don't like you instantly insult them, like your previous reply calling me a small dicked beta. And now I'm a degenerate that has a goat for a wife. I truly feel sorry for you user. And you have my pity.

Fucking a sissy dude is double gay because you are in denial

i feel sorry for your goat wife having to deal with a pinky sized dick being inserted in her everytime MLP comes on tv

denial and double both start with a d

double d is a breast size

therefore not gay

This trying to make gay points fuck you OP you sick fuck.
Open a fucking book Male or Female im out

The more you keep saying these "insults" continues to show how much of a sad and pathetic person you are.

Now we are talking about my specialty.
Stds and beastiality.
As you probably know, gay points apply very little in the feild of beasts. But you still have to be careful not to accumulate too much, it can be shocking and defaming to your character. Now, in addition to the gay points, you get beast tokens. I personally dont have any collected but as there are still undiscovered creatures the possibilities are endless.
Long story short:
Aquatic animals give you 3 beast tokens. 12 if they are mammals.
Birds are worth 6 due to the difficulty in catching.
Domestic animals are worth 10 beast tokens and this amount increases by 2 for each time you go back to them.
Exotic animals and lizzards are worth 12 beast tokens.

As i do not collect beast tokens the possibility of me contractong dog herpies is very slim user. I am sorry to disapointment.

No bruv, if you know a person is a transexual you still get gay points because they are still genetically male. Facts son

i was sympathizing with your goat wife not insulting anyone

your insecurities aren't my problem user

get counseling or a penis pump instead of shitposting my legitimate threads

tell that to your parents not me faggot

Include me in the screencap.

I consider myself straight, OP.

I have sex with girls and I will only ever date them, but if I run dry on Tinder or something, I go to Craigslist and either get sucked off by a guy or top him. It's just venting sexual frustration, dude.

And no joke, getting head from a guy is usually waaay better.

fuck you

see this is a true straight man with straight man priorities

i like you good sir

>Implying this isn't a bait thread

>implying implying

you can't outfox a fox

especially when instead of a fox you're a moron

>Legitimate threads

I need counseling? Well maybe. BUT that's besides the point, I feel it would help you more considering you made a thread about how you fuck men and women and that if you fuck more women than men it would cancel out you fucking a guy. It doesn't OP, no matter how many women you fuck you will always be gay, or at least bi, for fucking a guy. And then you attack the other people that reply because you don't like their answer. OR you're doing it for attention because you can't decide if you want to stick to women or men.

nope, you're still a faggot, OP...and spreading aids

must be difficult to pull these ridiculous conclusions out of your ass considering all the dried out semen that's probably clogged up there

why don't you go to sleep

This guy is just retarded and is insecure about his sexuality. His ideals of self affirmation is a hollow and feeble attempt at getting attention. He wants us to believe he's not in the wrong nor subscribing to the idea that we as people have evolved from black and white.
>Tl;Dr OP is a fucking fag

i track and record my accumulated gay points to meticulously to be gay stupid

good job making a fool of yourself

See now you're trying to close the argument because you know I'm right. Every single reply you've done has been an insult and not legit counter to an argument. It's lIke you're a little kid that only knows how to insult to win a argument. You should be the one going to bed OP.

>I track and record my accumulated gay points to meticulously to be gay stupid
This guy makes me kek so hard

I got my ass eaten out last night and it felt fucking amazing...am I gay??

I completely agree. All his replies are insults instead of counter arguments to what I've been stating. Truly OP is a fag.

>if I have sex with two girls for every one dude I fuck does that cancel out the gayness
You'll be bisexual.

>if that dude was wearing girl clothes does that also cancel out some of the gay?
No. You'll be gay. Deal with it.

>Like fucking one sissy dude is only .75 gay
Gay is gay. Deal with it.

>Does it have to be different girls everytime too?
>Can I just bang the same two different girls right or do I need to find completely new ones?
You'll be bisexual whether it is the same slag or different slag.

>is fucking a girl in the ass also slightly gay?
No.

>I'm assuming blowjobs from chicks are straight
Yes.

These questions are stupid. Be gay. Or be bisexual. Whatever. Just be it and enjoy it and stop obsessing over it.

bisexuals don't exist dummy

Not at all. It's scientifically proven that an asshole has way more nerves than say your dick. Which in turn makes it more sensitive thus probably better erogenous zone for you. Heres a tip, try prostate massage.

this faggot thinks bisexuals exist

next you'll be telling me niggers can do algebra

Says the one in denial. Im too fed up to keep reading your dumbass thread you ennui ridden slut.

the prostate is a myth to get men to stick things up there ass so jew doctors can have an easier time putting their surveillance devices up there

suck my prodigious balls you little homo

go live in your bisex fantasy world away from my thread

This guy right here. Hell i like you, why dont you come over to my house and fuck my sister?

So, did this chick ever get her MTV show?

This is why we are devolving as a race. Maybe if people like you didn't exist, we'd be progressive with our socioeconomic growth, instead of a bunch of liberal fags that are too sensitive to understand the concept of social indifference such as yourself.

i always have been cursed with being liked by the mentally retarded and feral cats user

the struggles I must endure

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't put it into terms that someone as subhuman as yourself could understand with that feeble and ego stained mind could comprehend. Allow me to put it into redneck terms that you might understand.

YOU'RE A FAGGOT THAT CAN'T ACCEPT CHANGE.

>i always have been cursed with being liked by the mentally retarded and feral cats user

furfag confirmed. This ain't tublr, you're not a special little snowflake. Your are a faggot trying to pretend you're straight.

did you get impatient because I ignored you little special snowflake?

One you fuck another man you're gay for life. The gay gets into your blood, exactly like aids.

same fag

As funny as that would be. You're wrong user. Juse a mere coincidence. Plus I think it was OP that posted

Real talk man. I think that you should consider an idea called "empathy" and try to see the world as it is now, rather than your 1963 interpretation of what is the social norm. I want you to feel happy, without judgement for your own views on your sexuality, but you need to update your lexicon on the social structure that you've found yourself in. Become more accepting of the world and maybe happiness might find its way to you.

Besides I'm waiting for OP to prove me wrong about

without a random insult but a convincing argument.

you know what I want stupid

I want someone to fucking tell me whether I need to bang two girls after I fuck a guy to negate my accumulated gay points

Also I would like if someone would clarify exactly how many gay points is the turning point from straight to gay

is it 10?

instead what I'm getting are a bunch of self righteous faggots posting the same things and then circle jerking each other while stating how right they are

fuck off or tell me if I need to go fuck a girl tomorrow for 1 straight point

do you have any expertise in disease and infection badges?

You're hopeless. That's not how the world works dumbass.
So much for trying to do a good deed.

Gay isn't quantified like that. It's not like you get some kind of negative gay for having sex with women and positive gay for having sex with men.

If you're sexually attracted to men and women then you're either bisexual, pansexual or something inbetween the two.

You never asked if you should fuck another girl OP. You asked if fucking two more girls take away the gay you got from fucking a guy. Which it doesn't btw, and when everyone answered you, you had your l little insulting rant because you didn't like what we said.

bisexual and pansexual are things that don't exist user

this isn't a thread about fake shit user

this thread is me asking for help tracking my gay points so I don't become a gay accidentally

I already answered you. Any more nonsense and it's obvious this is bait.

This is me: Here's another decent answer: You had sex with a dude dressed as a girl. You were attracted in topping him as a her. You were attracted to feminine features.

Just don't put any dicks in your system and you're good to go. But if you come back and tell me that you did in fact suck a dick or take one up your ass, then you're bisexual and partly gay.

Stop rambling. How did you even manage to get laid?

at least we're getting somewhere now

ok user who seems to only be slightly retarded..

how many girls do I have to sex to negate 1 gay point?

Also do different acts have different values attributed to them?

Like if I puss fuck one girl and mouth fuck another is that like 1.5 straight points to use against my current gay points?

neither of these have anything to do with gay points and straight points which was literally the main point of my questions

hey whats 2+2 user?

>i consider myself good at addition, I add numbers but would never divide them, but if I run dry on my calculator or something I go to my abacus and either multiply a 3 or square it. It's just venting addition frustration dude. And no joke subtracting from a 3 is usually waaay better

>who give a fuck? add a 2 or a 3 if you want to

thanks for the oh so helpful answers dummy

OP, I feel like I'm getting retarded because you keep brining up these "gay points". There is no such thing. This is real life not a video game or board game. There are no stats to keep track of, there are no points that pile up that "turn you gay".

Now that being said, if this whole thread was a situation that happened while you were playing a game of DnD then I'd say you need to take this thread to /tg/ because you are in the wrong area.

so because you're ignorant of something suddenly it doesn't exist?

People have been tracking gay points for years

if they didn't then the world would be overrun with gays

but thanks to diligent gay point management we don't have this problem

you clearly are a fag and should go confront whoever kept you ignorant of gay and straight points

you know when your not busy taking dicks in your ass

Cite ONE credible source of the existence of "gay points" you closeted queer.

no

do your own research

this is the european scale but basic idea is the same urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay points

Thus we're back to the insulting when proven something you don't agree with. Aren't you tired of trying to hide the fact you might be gay because you won't accept the truth?

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST YOU FUCKING RETARD
Sage goes in all fields

If you think that Urban dictionary holds any merit, you need to end it all right now.

I just undid your sage, are you mad?

this is you

"Op didn't do the work to educate me on gay points, clearly he is a fucking retard and I will sage him"

fuck off you entitled prick

jesus you fucking xenophobe

Go back to Cuba and stop stealing our internet you damn cigar smoking fag.
Even if I refute your point, you retort with some blatant bullshit because you refuse to accept that you are a faggot.

Let's entertain OP and say gay points exist. Thanks to

It "explains" gay points. And any who read it would notice the lines
>Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.

So to finally answer OP's question. It won't matter how many women you fuck, you are as gay as Elton John buddy.

Top kek

if balls touch, its gay.

Believing that Urban dictionary isn't a viable source of evidence makes me a xenophobe now? That's not what that word means.

what the fuck? OP you're totally gay

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