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let's see if I can make it through tonight without a ban

Who is she? German anons post her often

Don't rape us too hard, nazi-kun :3

this thread is more ded as the malta vs scottland thread

nice fucking board

We are qualified either way why even play

>it's another Joachim Low "advanced" meme formations episode

I would not want to discuss any sort of football with any Germans either. This is understandable.

Nice dive FAGGOT

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>norwegian defending
Just brazil our shit up senpai

When will Löw stop trying to use false nines? Why did he ever start the Götze is a false nine meme? Literally NONE of Götzes qualitys (if any have survived his justing) are utilized in his position. He doesn't have the required acceleration, his positioning and anticipation aren't up to the level, he lacks the intelligence to integrate himself in a meaningful way. He's just this idiot rigidly filling up the position at the center without any sort of integration into germanys offensive game. Same with Müller against France, it was like playing with 10 men.

Either learn what a false nine does or stick to regular strikers, you daft cunt

Why are you in this thread?

Literally the only Nordic country even worth mentioning is Iceland. Fucking sham of a region. There should be some sort of pre-qualifiers for the Nordics, ex-Soviets, and micronations.

>Götze
Why does this fucker still play for Germany?

what did he say?

Fuck off, burger

You get a free pass to the WC every time

nothing he's just a complacent cunt and a fat fuck, time's running out for him

he still milking that goal?

because there us no proper one

You wouldn't even qualify in the CONCACAF fjord.

>amerifats trying to shit talk another nation when it comes to football

toppest

We have more reason to talk about this sport than Norwegians do.

nope nigger

m8...

"no"
norway had at least one good player in the Bundesliga. Chandler just can't replace Fjörtoft.

Well you're not playing against Germany right now so fuck off fatso

Rune Bratseth captained Werder Bremen when they were actually good

> not rating Cherundolo

> Götze

Memes do not ever truly die, do they?

neither of them played for the goat team, though.
fjörtoft and chandler did/do.

Is Goatze still alive?

germany look shit

>nigger
>fatso
I thought Norwegians were proud of their hospitality.

What do you think, can tuchel make him think again?

Yet they are taking the 3 points home. That's all that matters in these qualifiers.

Ignore the edgelords

He's going through the Tuchel diet, that's why he wasn't even in the squad. if he regains his speed and if Taktik Tuchel doesn't fall for the false 9 meme, he may become good again

OBSESSION

>literally 99% possession for 4 straight minutes
Fucking hell Norway

not sure whether to wank or eat lads

>false nine
>while having obongo

Yeah, this would be the biggest goofin in Coaching history.
Really hope this doesn't happen.

Is Muller back to his WC form?

>obongo
Can you tone it down with your racism? This isn't Sup Forums or Sup Forums

go play with your wife's son

> not having a HT wank

anyone getting drunk here tonight?

having a no wank september

khedira is a cunt

Can you tone it down with your homofaggery? This isn't reddit or facebook

>need something cold
>no supermarket open
>really really need something that is cold, anything
>nothing open here

I'm dying atm. Water isn't cold enough

Just get something out of the fridge or use some ice you bender.

yeah really funny man
it's my wife's daughter

how about the heart belonging to the woman you love

The water was in the fridge. And ice isn't cold enough. help

How hot is it over there? We're having a very comfy 34C at 10pm here.

it's raining, it's only 16 degrees
if that's not enough for you, you might just as well kys

Where do you live? Bit weird that no place is open at this time

>34C
>comfy
anything above 25 is too much desu

Why doesn't Norway just say fuck it and play Odegaard?

>ice isn't cold enough
Then how the fuck do you imagine getting hold of a liquid that's colder? That's physically impossible you mong

it's sunday...

U21 squad. Martin Samuelsen is on the bench I think. Quite similar technical, young player

rused, thanks for the (you)s :^^^)

he's not in the squad

are you planning on buying and eating solid CO2 once Lidl opens again?

Has anyone the rare Frauke with the weird facial

He could drink liquid nitrogen tho

I really hope he will be subbed in for berisha soon

"expression" is missing at the end.

That would be very painful

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I only have cute Fraukes.

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ok

>mais Flocken

Never again

This is so boring. Norway is not even trying.
I'd much rather touch myself than keep on watching this game tbhwy

Touching yourself is against the law
>being a criminal

Yes??

heathen country

Requesting the foot pic then.

Aren't Norwegian shops open on Sundays

Literally everything closes in Germany on Sundays

so close, this is my fetish

Is this really how much money you can get being poor in Germany? I'm brown and don't know the language, can I pass off as a """refugee"""?

just small ones

post a pic of yourself and we can be the judge

Strange people

Right, we used to have that, but the rules were liberalised maybe ten years ago so now most supermarkets are 8-22 all seven days of the week plus/minus an hour.

I don't have it. But now I want it.

Is this funny? Is it Norwegian or Swedish?

it's Danish, you just don't get jokes

"The country layer"
Where's the joke

it's norwegian, that's our NT-manager

kek

"lag" is the norwegian name for "team"

We are the worst team in Europe after Lithuania..

>tfw only just now realised I should have started collecting good Sup Forums blogposts ages ago

fucking lel

The same Lithuania that just drew 2-2 with Slovenia?