Hey Sup Forums, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am

Hey Sup Forums, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.

So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, Sup Forums.

Fuck her bro, it was a shiny Pidgey. You 100% did the right thing.

You should wait for her to apologize.

spaghetti everywhere, clean it up Sherman!

Dude. She's not the one. Bitch throws your ds, ruins your shiney pidgey. And you feel bad? Cats are a dime a dozen. Fuck her

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Pasta

Her fault for being a bitch and breaking your stuff

Sue her for damages done to your DS.

dude can you ring Nintendo and ask them for another pidgey? Explain the story in green text though.

Fucking women ruin everything

both are at fault tbh, honestly I get what you mean by finding that awesome ass pidgey I feel you, but should have probably put it down, maybe after you tell her your sorry confront her about that DS of yours. I don't understand women though so maybe she'll just get pissed more about that shiny.

Acted like a bit of a dick head OP. Big fan of video games but you really need to prioritise the real world in these scenarios. Just go back to her with your heart in your hands.

> you should have just closed the screen when you saw it & started paying attention
>or prioritized her in the first place

Dunno how an autist like you ever got a girlfriend in the first place. Probably the same way as you encountered a natural shiny, pure RNGesus

Copy pasta

Isn't this pasta I know I've read this before.

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You could have at least updated it to be Pokemon GO, not even giving you a (You)

GFs pics pls (your fav/s)
Just for scaling with; if she is worth a Shiny Pidgey

Pasta. I've read this before. It may be modified a little buy still yeah been here read this

Jesus Christ that's some stale pasta

You dont need a gf you have pokeman

newfag bait. if you don't know this is pasta you should 100% kys fucktards