It's 1:30 and I'm Horny as fuck. What's the best way to find some pussy without paying? 18 M here

It's 1:30 and I'm Horny as fuck. What's the best way to find some pussy without paying? 18 M here

grindr

Tinder

kek this. SOOOO many girls on that app taht want dick. Better than most apps

being 18 when is one not horny af?

This my friend

>Tinder
Tinder is the worst app on the planet

Is that your pic? I'd say post a more flattering one after reading a bit about sexy nudes online.

I'm not trolling you, I mean it. After you've got a good pic, go search Craigslist and respond to ads that aren't blatantly spam. You'll be able to get a reply later that afternoon once you share your photo.

CL is for people too ugly to meet with something like grindr

I know it is. I get nothing out of it but I'm desperate and a vergin retard

grindr

just beware of the bots

Its almost 2am. Stay posted outside a local bar/club. All kinds of drunk twats come rolling out. Offer to buy them tacos then take them home for some roast beef.

drunks aren't fun to have sex with

Grindr is for gay guys dumbfuck

Plus I kept the joke going, nice try shitstain

best advice: this

The only people on grindr are you and your dad because you want a twink to come around for you both to share when your mom is on business fucking me

Yep

>Grindr is for gay guys dumbfuck

and it's the best answer to the op's question

want some easy choice pussy? use grindr

Use a flesh-light
Cucumber makes a good impromptu flesh-light.

>Use a flesh-light
LAME

>want some easy choice pussy
>easy choice pussy
>grindr
>zero women on that app

You're either trolling or really fucking retarded.

Same here.. Not online it seems where the fuck is everyone.. Got nothing planned no one is online, I'm bored as fuck

Zuchinis are softer.

You said find some pussy you didn't say it had to be fun sex. Gtfoh u really are 18. Stay at home and wank off to everyones suggestions.

You said you wank off to gay porn videos your dad suggests to you?

>fucking a cucumber.
This sounds awful.

you don't seem to understand the concept of "horny as fuck"

when some 20 year old swimmer bends over and shows his hole your dick is going to want to go in

U wot m8?

Hit the local bar for the letout drunk who ares gallore m8.

This is literally my reasoning as to why I will top other guys when horny. Hole is a hole, and as long as I don't have to deal with any gay shit, I'll finish my business and go.

Best part of the deal is that they almost always swallow.

Ur a faggot in denial friendo, no snatch no catch.

But I ain't gay. I'll use my dick on a dude, but that's it. I've got no interest in them besides a literal fuckhole.

>almost
What gays don't swallow? It's actually retarded to let someone cum in your mouth and not swallow. It doesn't increase any std risks.

Call it what u will but you are a literal faggot guy, no ahame in your lifestyle, be proud you let your ancestors down. Protip females have buttholes too you queer.

>This is literally my reasoning as to why I will top other guys when horny. Hole is a hole, and as long as I don't have to deal with any gay shit, I'll finish my business and go.
>Best part of the deal is that they almost always swallow.

Best way to enjoy dominance:

1) have two gays and make at least one of them do ATM after you pulled out of the other

2) have them lick your ass before you fuck them

3) shoot your load on one guy's face and have the other lick it off him

if you really have degenerate faggots you can do shit like sticking your finger up the guy's ass and then putting it into the other's mouth

I've done a reasonable number of queers and most of them go for this shit

BOOTY CALL THAT 5-6.

Tinder is not bad if you just don't swipe right the entire time.
That makes you the least matchable person in the algorithm, the only people you'll Match with are bots who are swiping right as much as you.

Females refuse to use their buttholes in my experience if you aren't actively dating them.

True.
This is a dream to me.

Tinder is the worst app on the planet.

It is designed to piss people off so they pay to get it to be less shitty

horrible design wastes everyone's time... one random person at a time.. bull cripe

>This is a dream to me.
as a faggot or as a straight dude?

Gay.

The algorithm is going to prioritize matching you with people who have similar swiping habits to your own.
Frequency, ratio, and 'dwell time' (how long you stay on a persons profile before moving on) are all what they consider. Swipe like a normal girl (One right swipe for every 5-10 left swipes), and actually go through the profile of the one you do go right on.
Do that for a week and get back to me.

I could put you in your place, faggot

Fuck yes. If you do all that dirty stuff described, 100%

I would. you'd be cleaning my dick and my fingers

and I'd be shoving your face into my ass

God yes. I also deepthroat very well.

Crazy 8 deepthroat trips

too bad he's not in my area

sounds like he'd be a fun one to dominate

What's your area?

Indiana

Damn. Canada

Backpage. Ur young and fit. Fuck a 40 year old fat cat lady for 100.

what area?

Ab