Eternal /trb/

old: obligatory /trb/ related links:
pastebin.com/grLucSzY

Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

FM 17? November.
features? October.
beta? for you: always. for FM: October.

youtube.com/watch?v=UUHcoCg2jWI

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do you sell bottled tintricate spicy anal designs?

xth for dartford

>no music

Poor show, butters.

youtube.com/watch?v=acyjlgRgy5Q

I hear the market for that is red hot

put your trip back on

did you visit the team you got him from?

i haven't used it in months, why would i let the haters filter me

mistakes were made

not sure where he came from desu it was a while ago so no

Because unlike with Germans, there are actually quality American posters.

I thought that Americans had a 48% approval rating in Canada

That's higher than their approval rating in America desu

I didn't stop using the name when morzi created that anti-butters cult called the Threers, matey. Everyone gets bullied here moite, you are letting them intimidate you.

if you think i should namefag then i will to please you

you realise everyone can recognise my posts by how i speak anyway? this way i get to piss off that angry british user who calls me le match fixing tarrant too

ich bin kein Deutscher

Swear to god all my posts are taking ages to come through for no reason

I didn't create anything, I merely forced a stupid meme and your reactions are what made it stick with other posters
same with the negro jar

they have to be approved by the thought police first

Sold him for £8.5m, got a kid who should be better than him soon for £10m

Not bad

I just want to see banter desu
also idk if you know but that angry british user who calls you le match fixing tarrant named one of my regens one day.
>your reactions are what made it stick with other posters
I never got mad at that tbH.

your actions during streaming deserved some thought police review before being committed
seemed rather annoyed by it 2beehoneyst

kek'ed p hard at that thanks

i hope he does well and achieves his footballing potential (as i am doing right now with my freshly started real madrid save)

ye i am a bit of a fuckin moron woops

Why

Mitch had some great nights of streaming Tbh.

>some

when people say play 4-4-2 do they mean Ml and MR or AMR and AML?

ML and MR

use wide midfielders they are DOPE

SC
ML MC MC MR
DL DC DC DR
GEYKEY

neither, it's just a meme. nobody actually uses that shit

442 is Wide Midfielders

AMR AML is 424

Probably mean DM AMC desu

442 diamond used to be stupidly good

maybe if they say narrow 4-4-2 but otherwise it's like calling a 4-1-2-3 and a 4-2-3-1 a 4-3-3

i.e. wrong

>finish 2nd in serie a
>rep stays at 3 stars
meanwhile Palermo were 17th and their 3&1/2 rep increased slightly

desu most FM 433s and 4123s play the same

this

Wasn't Zidane supposed to move to West Ham as a teenager? Or was it some other scrub English club?

hoping this is a meme desu since the current most experienced fm16 player in the world uses a 4-4-2

>leading vs bad team away from home
>their 45% condition CM becomes Kaka all of a sudden, scoring 35 yard blooters and bossing the game

how should i train him?

>I rate Zidane

What's up with subscription suggestions?

The game wants to me to subscribe to 60 different things, I swear in old FMs the suggestions were good

>those mentals
train him to be a janitor i am sure his decent work rate will see him do a good job sweeping up after games

>managing in Brazil
>your assistant wants you to subscribe to the Eredivisie
every time

It's the leagues

For some reason the game wants you to follow every viewable league

Well that was fun

subscriptions themselves are pretty shit now
first two things I do is subscribe to Lithuania (something FM automatically assumed I'd want to do previously) and unsubscribe from MU (or else I'd get every single transfer rumour spammed to my inbox, instead of the occassional interesting news previous FMs would provide about a favorite club)

that's not bad, you can get some spicy headlines from the big leagues. I only turn off the national team news

tfw you think a player is signing one year earlier than he is

>signing underage Brazzos or Argies

I signed an underage Hong Kong boy because why not

And to think I was excited about this.

>that cheeky youth poaching
Can't help being the villains, can they

No actually, it's a Turk

Hence why I was surprised

Is this burnout

It's realocation

>taking a picture of screen
>taking it like that

no need to get salty

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Got over your meltdown already?

I seriously was not here, havent visited trb in a week or so. Have opened fm after weeks

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How do I develop him, bros? Is it too late since he's 24? My scouts still tell me he has 5 star potential.

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Woah no need to get so arsey. Calm down

Meanwhile in notts county

p-pancakes? why thanks

ok i will wayne

>bring pepe on at half time
>gives away a penalty at 48:03
sigh

jesus christ why are you so MAD

Has anyone ever actually tried to play the fm touch mode?

Did he clean his cleats on the back of a diving opponent again?

>cleats
i'm the american here bud

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>taking the bait
I know you're an idiot, but come on.

'no'
but also he's right

several people have
it's just rebranded fm classic

>Try to sub a player to avoid a second yellow
>Pause the game and sub him
>Highlight starts
Fuck you Miles.

cant help

mf pls ;-;

Fuck you some more Miles.

>try to sub a tired player
>make a whole bunch of minor tactical adjustments to accommodate his replacement
>confirm and return to match
>said tired player gets injured and needs to be subbed, it boots me back to the tactics screen having wiped all of my changes

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11m vs under 3m google search results

guess which term is which ;)

wew laddie
proper bad boy, this one

Do any of ye read while yer tribbling lads? Its difficult but fun

Yeah, specially during first halves

Only fantasy shite though, can't concentrate enough for proper lit

he'll work for Burger King soon enough if he keeps it up

w-which fantasy? havent found anything good since the Black Company and the First Law trilogies

right now I'm studying early American literature while tribbling mate.

There's a fantasy thread on /lit/ for recs

Pretty sure I'm dropping the book I'm reading right now if it doesn't pick up

Trying to do my degree whilst playing fm did not end well desu couldn't analyse the text at all

Either that or shitposting about every minor thing that ticks me off. Basically this.
>tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RantInducingSlight

mine isn't going too well tbH.

>when he's revolting against lack of playtime but the club is amateur and nobody wants to sign his whack ass anyway

Technical Help and Bugs Forum at SI Community? I'm not saying it's good but definitely fantasy.

And obviously we mop the floor with the next team we meet.

I've always found a warning worked 99.99% of the time in these cases. Even if I actually want to fine them 2 weeks wages at the very least.

>I've always found a warning worked 99.99% of the time in these cases
yeah I agree. fining them feels good but usually just upsets them and makes it worse unless they're super-professional already
the AI doesn't understand that though, clearly. the kid just missed his 5th training session

>caring about upset players

>(Complains to team-mates)
Obviously we don't care individually about them.

>caring for the team spirit
winning keeps the spirit high so the high maintenance babbys can fuck off

You seem upset, maybe you should calm down a bit

sometimes it's best to give them what they want

man that pic always makes me lel. /trb/'s rep in the 12 summer cup had a face modelled on that regen.

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>none of your regens will bring strippers to a family restaurant and spend $30+k on themr

Just to be clear: the post above wasn't about me or one of my players. Literally no player during my years with FM had the chance to miss 4 training sessions. These cases are all the shortcomings of the AI - hence why your fine works on most cases, but if the AI acts the same way it doesn't.

The AI could be improved a lot just by paying a little attention and putting a few checks into the code. Hell, I see clubs signing foreign lads when the league doesn't allow any AND registration is mandatory. Or should I mention how fucked up is the HG system for regens? And the list goes on.

Just imagine what a West Ham fan would feel, Zidane considering leaving OM to manage your team and then ending up with >Moyes.

Zidane's not shown any managerial talent yet irl

>The AI could be improved a lot just by paying a little attention and putting a few checks into the code
I perfectly agree with that, there's a lot of silly things that happen that you would notice only after playing several seasons. Says a lot about Si's dedication...

>Or should I mention how fucked up is the HG system for regens?
Yeah please, gives me some reason to complain again.

>implying