For when the inevitable trilogy is made

>For when the inevitable trilogy is made

We all know there is only one man for the job...

What possesses a man to get such stupid tattoos

Damn DOOM has been working out

same thing that possessed him to do steroids and look ridiculous.

I just finished watching the last Berserk movie the other day, WTF was that ending? Why is anime so fucked up? I'm sticking to normal movies.

That's not Idris Elba

cmon

let's get big

CMONNN

Not big enough, not h'white enough.

>It was too big, too thick, too heavy. It was more like a barrel of scoops.

covering up stretchmarks

I'd like to see what his cock looks like, no homo

lol

It sets him up for his revenge, lad.

berserk is mediterranean, not white.

He went into detail about how smaller balls are better as they make your dick look bigger, he came across as kind of insecure about that. His balls probably look like brussels sprouts from all the steroids. Like something you'd see attached to shrek.

>LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

he's whiter than the kushan who are qasi-indians but he's not african

you could maybe get a mixed gril to play casca

also his name is guts ree

His balls are probably tiny, steroids don't make them larger. He probably said that to feel better about himself.

Is Rich Piana any good at acting? He's done promotional stuff right, and he makes videos so he's fairly okay at speaking in front of a camera.

>YEAH GODO THIS IS A FIVE FOOT SWORD BUT I ALWAYS GOTTA GO OVERBOARD SO LETS GO SIX FEET

No he is modelled after Rutger Hauer now fuck off with your shitty cuck memes

>have a lot of muscle
>wear fake plastic chains

Never seen him act and it would probably be pretty bad. The only current bodybuilder I could see being any decent would be Kai Greene, or maybe Ronnie Coleman

the ending is still in the writing :^)

Probably makes his skin breakout.

He could probably do a decent Guts rage face desu.

He even sorta has the haircut.

Four BEHELITS ? C'mon ONE MORE

I guess he can't really fuck up animu

I can see him as Guts desu.

KEK you made me lose it
>EVERY 216 YEARS A NEW GOD HAND IS CHOSEN TO GET FUCKING HUGE

...

>you now realize there are people on planet Earth who unironically want wrestlers and/or "professional" "bodybuilders" to have a role as a main character in a Hollywood movie
Holy fucking shit, just fucking kill yourselves already.

Cast Mozgus.

Fuck me I want a good Mozgus

Well she looks the part. She can't really act though.

Dwayne Johnson

The rock and Bautista both do well with their roles. You sound ass chapped that they do better than you

>the rock
pic related
>bautista
yeah as a fucking henchman in bond who doesnt say shit and a side character in a reddit capeshit movie

Ignoring the horrible cgi for that one scene the rock looks great in that movie.

Make them speak in japanese and then dub it.

The delivery won't matter, just the emotion in their voice.

>Well she looks the part.

No, she doesn't.

That movie looks like normie summer comedic bullshit, if you're excited for this you should leave this board immediatly.

The Rock is an exception.
Name one film with Bautista as the lead.
He can't act, but at least he loves acting and is constantly trying to better himself at it.

Isn't casca kushan so shouldn't she be indian?

Yes yes well done user well done user

HOWEVER

Griffith is a lot harder to cast imo

>Isn't casca kushan
No, and there's nothing in the manga to suggest otherwise.

Looks decent for what it is.

>young feminine pretty boy
not that hard, most of the main cast needs to be young nobody's anyway

adam driver

...

Bodybuilders are usually a bit simple.

I reckon a good director could really get them into the role, and get them passionate about it, and deliver some solid natural performances.

Kind of like how Gervais got Karl to act in that one series where he plays a retard.

He's easy to cast, just cast a female.

Dwayne Johnson or Dave Batista will get it if it's made in Hollywood.

Just cast Tilda swinton

Nigger Griffith is supposed to be enchantingly beautiful fuck off with your traffic accident victim

>Channing Tatum will never play Guts

>Guts

The guy who played the first Mountain (Conan something)?

>Casca

Brown chick from Mad Max

Casting Griffith would be nigh-impossible

>Casting Griffith would be nigh-impossible

Harry Lloyd?

Kit Harrington?

he has an athletic fairly masculine body
and don't tell me you're gonna cgi his body and dub his voice

He is, since he is described as being more beautiful than any man or woman.

>kit harrington
are you fucking blind?

Maybe literally cast a women for griffith.

An androgynous women.

>normie
>reddit
>capeshit

You're the cancer that keeps this board so bad.

>Guts
Adam Driver
>Casca
Daisy Ridley
>Griffith
John Boyega
>Director
JJ Abrams
A Marvel Studios film

>fairly masculine body
fuking kek
Dyel ?

oh i know, cast that mongoloid looking king from warcraft

Casca's whatever Boscogne was I think. She's darker than the Kushans.

go watch more capeshit and discuss it on reddit you fucking normie

yfw at the moment, there are no actors manly enough to play Guts

the guy on the left is pika from one piece

Bieber.

I thought him mainly for the fact that he would be able to make the audience hate him pretty easily, he'd be a good villain. And he is more of a 'pretty' guy.

Really not feminine enough though is he.

>the rock is an exception

Because it blows out his argument it doesn't count? I want summer to be over.

Boscogne is a pure nigger, casca isn't

this isn't what women look like you deluded /fit/ nigger

Surely there are some unknown german or dutch actors who are big enough.

>tfw no Prime Arnold

Will do, have fun hating everything joyless faggot.

The face is completely feminine though.

he looks liek a fuking girl, you low test beta

I have yet to watch the original series. Is it a waste of time?

Thank God.

Jesus Christ are you unable to hold a thought for more than a second
We were talking about his body

>broad shoulders, narrow waist, visible muscle mass
I know you're memeing but get a grip you fag.

I won't hate this board now that you finally went back to plebbit.

If that's what the girls you see naked look like I'm pretty sure you're the one with the low test here

Nah it's pretty decent.

Especially if you don't get spoiled too much.

I find it really hard to sit through anime and tv series in general unless they're good, but I found it pretty compelling.

you'd need a male actor with soft features, namely a small jaw

you'd have to dig deep to find something like that since hollywood is just chads

>this isn't what women look like
>doesn't have a penis

I'm a different guy though, I just commented on the face, I agree about the body.

be prepared for ridiculous amounts of still frames and weird sound effects though

What's wrong with arnold?

>KUASKA LOIFE IS LIKE A BOWNFIRE OF DREAMS

it's just not shown for stylistic reasons
His dick is actually important to the plot

Thanks man, 26 episodes shouldnt be too much of a hurdle.
Isn't old anime and animation full of still frames though.

>Mai laf for yu is laik a trahck

> broad shoulders, narrow waist, visible muscle mass
fuking kek, definitely DYEL
dyel

fight me you doublenigger

It is but it does have a nice hand drawn painted sort of animation style.

I think it's quite pretty.

Classic

brain damaged memester, go away

You can't make Guts black because otherwise him getting cucked by Griffith has almost no emotional impact.

>dyel
not an argument
I do btw
but you still haven't actually argued anything
You're just a dumb nigger from /fit/ who wants to show off on other boards
I go there too btw but I'm not a delusional monkey because of it

rich seems kind of like a bro at times, and not as dumb as i thought.

To be fair, Griffith got cucked harder by Guts than Guts by Griffith.
Griffith literally could not live with the fact that Guts was better than him, and that Guts refused to be subservient to Griffith.

Mad dyel fuckbois