/heem/: josh barnett edition

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-93-post-fight-facts-ryan-bader-closes-in-on-jon-jones-record

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/twitter-reacts-to-josh-barnetts-submission-of-andrei-arlovski-at-ufc-fight-night-93

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-93-bonuses-any-doubt-ryan-baders-knee-won-him-50000

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/JOEza2DjvaY
twitter.com/bisping/status/772483906578722817
youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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I hate Connor mcgregor AMA

>he prefers PVZ to Rose
how to spot a casual

no one is unironically bashing conor right?

how much better is your life unironically hating one of the most entertaining and risk seeking fighters in mma history?

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>exciting fight after exciting fight
>destroys aldo
>moves up to 155 to fight the champ
>remember dana had to "force" aldo to take pettis fight
>RDA drops out
>Conor accepts fight at 170
>Gets stopped
>Accepts rematch and beats the guy

How do you not appreciate Conor?

Reminder that PVZ has the most finishes of any WSW in the UFC

>never pulls out of fights
>puts in 10x the effort on media and promo

>Has never defended a belt
>Obnoxious fanbase
>Scrapes by a 19-11 journeyman on his second try

Who fucking cares. Shut the fuck up

whats next for ngannou? looks like he got usada'd if you look at this picture and his first weigh in

post fighters you want to see lose
i'll start
i don't dislike him, i just want people to stop talking about him

Pretty good ngl

>scores 3 knocks down against practically un-heemable fighter 25lbs above where he holds the belt in clear victory

try harder

Shows how much those records mean anything

the hack slack polls got 5 no vs 4 yes

meaning hack slack fanboys got btfo

mighty mouse
>runs from 135 to new division after loss

frankie
>runs from 155 to 145 and now talking about 135

aldo
>kills himself to tower over manlets at 145 for a decade

conor
>steamrolls fw, instantly takes a shot at 155 and then at 170 when yet another hue pulls a last minute cancellation on him
>takes the fight again after losing and avenges it

those arent forced other than piana, they just ramp up close to the fights unlike schaubspamming

>these guys

if you wereto hazard a guess; which mental complex(es) do they have?

>Schaub survived all of these and more

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>i just want people to stop talking about him

Win, lose or draw thats not happening anytime so

>jose aldo
>good

he's blessed

Mfw Piana posting has died

what went wrong?

steroids

it's simple

10,000 women's boxing titles don't mean shit

who woulda thought

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>waking up next to that in the morning

Can /heem/ cook as good as Beet?
>youtu.be/JOEza2DjvaY

is she fighting for the title?

CM Punk has more twitter followers than Conor McGregor.

How many PPVs will UFC 203 do?

she is not ready and probably not getting paid enough so i hope not

mma forces fighters to climb the ladder so damn quickly

this is not asp bro

cute

It's in hibernation.

Judgement day is on the horizon for Schaub.

is bulgaria really bulgar?

what about spain?

Cormier bless

>mfw the last meme standing

Comparing UFC and Pride FC posters shows the cultural difference between Japan and USA.

Why are Amerifats so tasteless?

this
that pride poster is amazing

schab

Having nothing in common with Japan is a good thing.

>finnish weebs

This is really making me think.

*tips*

this poster has been folded over 1000 times

This. One day he will end the Schaub meme. Forever.

Easy there goof why don't you drink some Miller Liteā„¢ to calm yourself down?

Looks like an album cover for a faggy nu-metal band.

Did anyone watch Kickboxer Vengeance? It's out already. It has to be better than that movie where Seagal killed GSP right.

Post your MMA spirit animal

I actually like American posters and dislike the Pride ones due how simple and lacking artistry they are. Something about those always seem forced.


Based on the hundreds of weigh ins you saw, you can't but be afraid of my manlet ass. TIGHT and explosive.

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is that a random picture of yourself you fucking weirdo

Should I watch a torrent of last night? I forgot about it... Been trying to buy a used car and it turns out everyone are sneks.

n-no

start a new video series please and name it Smaller By The Day

let me contribute

Pride posters look like some tryhard tumblr art student shit. UFC posters look like Nascar trailerpark shit. Both are bad and neither matter.

>Based on the hundreds of weigh ins you saw, you can't but be afraid of my manlet ass.
Nigger please I'm 5'3" 100lbs of pure muscle and I've been doing Aikido for 3 months. I would take you down.

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>Pride posters look like some tryhard tumblr art student shit
no they don't

>A butterfly on a glove
Yeah nigga, they do

twitter.com/bisping/status/772483906578722817

i don't think bisping controls his twitter account

Max will fight anybody. Class act.

yeah, I think he only uses his instagram

Feel like Max fucks Pettis up

yeah max is great, i just think bisping speaks like a robot on his twitter, probably not him.

Got to get small!

props to max for wanting the fight but probably a pretty dumb business move desu

>not keklebells

Hard to believe TUF started 24 years ago already

Don't, it still hurts

>both main events gets trashed
>WMMA main event
>meme co-main between 2 clowns
>pissyellow ring
>not a single FotN bonus awarded

where did it all go so, so wrong

1 scoop a day MAXIMUM CMOON

pride was truly patrician in all aspectes, production, fights, entrances, posters, i miss the old days

Is this the natty limit? :^)

finally back home for Hamburg, can't wait for UFC 204 now. Hopefully I will get to witness Perry and Bisping create some fresh memes.

Whew, in-laws finally left. They cleaned the whole godamn place before they left.

Just me and the wife now though boys, what fight should I make her sit through?

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MEGAN

I can't hate the guy even if I tried to be honest.

He's the one and only superstar left standing, if nothing else.

When /asp/ies talk about wrestling they make it sound awesome. Then you give it a shot and it's trailer park garbage for mouth breathers. Every time. MMA personalities who like it should be ashamed.

Ride that dick user

I have a theory that only blacks don't like Conor.

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>blacks don't like reverend goobs

M8

For UFC 202, a lot of the people at the bar who were cheering for Conor were a toss-up of whites/blacks, while a lot of the dudes pulling for N8 were white dudebros or dorky-looking types.

>UFC 203
>Punk and Gall having a back and worth brawl
>Punk nails him with a headkick and pick him up for a GTS
>light go out
>this hits

youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw