Ebaby pitching can we sweep?
OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX AT OAKLAND ATHLETICS GAMETHREAD
if he doesn't allow 10+ runs then the sox should be able to win
>how athletic the red sox are and how unathletic this A's (athletics) team is
nice meme dave
is moncada suppose to be good
(is anyone else here)
yeah i hurt he was good
nvm
>mongkaka
moncada was a mistake
>moncada
lel
Sucks to get picked off but you have to accept these errors with a call up for the first few games
was that because of the shitty grass
i hate myself and want to die
iktfb
it's a
>red sox offence take the day off episode
why do they play this episode so much
please don't load 'em up.
how to beat depression guide help
are we going to score any runs?
apparently not
:(
So, Farrell wants the bases loaded with 1 out? Has he been here lately?
fire farrell for this
do something idiot rookie
Two down. Got 'em right where we want 'em!
kill myself my man
Memecada
dfa moncada when
Congratulations! Your team has caught the *Blue Jays Batting Slump*! Your team will continue to shit the bed with runners in scoring posotion unless you post "LETS GO BLUE JAYS" in /mlb/ gamethreads. Please enjoy!
>almost getting swept by the Rays
>always posting in our threads
shouldn't you be buying coke cans off ebay?
only oldf_gs remember
is anyoen watching
Ya
yea but im playing a game i liked that story about the catcher who wants to be an umpire
For the 3rd day in a row, we have a no hitter watch
a-at least we're not losing
Go Oakland!
>mfw
i am sick and want to die
ok im sorry im late please dont hit me
>swinging on 3-0
good lord
EGOD
>John leaves him in too long and he ends up getting shelled in like the 8th
I'd put money on it.
MONCADA
that makes up for his dumb plats
is anyone still alive or did the hurricane come up and kill everyone
i'm here. i fell asleep
Me on top of coast.
>Athletics on the Dole
please score please please PLEASE
>(You)
Xander you POOF
>Red Sux
Based MONGODA
Boring af, semen slurping etc etc
why the hell do i have to do a 100 word essay due midnight he only told everyone the textbook on friday the first day and there's already a paper how is that supposed to work, it's all jst one big conspiracy
BASED EGOD
BAE
>100 pitches
100 words? how is that an essay? That's a paragraph.
>Erod will throw a 150 pitch no-no and we'll STILL lose
just take him out
DO NOT send him out for the eighth !!!!!
Then how will he get his no hitter?
he doesn't need one
i'd rather he not get a no-hitter than blow his shoulder out and go back on the DL
it rains and the game is cancelled
Does Dave O'Brien not know you're not supposed to talk about the no-no?
Does he gets a no-hitter if the A's hit on the 10th+ inning?
no
I think that happened to pedro when he was with the expos
did you not watch last night where both Lyons and OB went on a rant about how it doesnt matter if they talk about no-nos or perfectos?
What did Eck say?
>implying it matters
ERod is the second worst pitcher on the Sox right now, barely inching out Buccholz
It's a 'promising young Red Sox pitcher throws a no hitter' episode
delete yourself my man
eck isnt commentating on this roadtrip, user
Hmm I actually watched last night but I don't remember that. Don and Jerry never talked about no hitters...
Throwing a no-hitter against a AA team doesn't really count.
Games like this make Ellen Chan want to punch babies!
DON"T DO IT AGAIN
DELETE THIS
hi draper
I'm just saying ask an actual pitcher about no-no protocol
good image attachment
it was after porcello's perfecto ended in like the 5th or 6th
Lester threw one against the pure garbage Royals, and Buchholz threw one against the basement O's, but no one remembers that part.
Hey pal
so this is the inning the A's rally for a couple runs and then the red sox continue not to do anything in the top of the ninth and they lose right DO NOT reply to my post when this happens
sandy loves that
why the fuck can the team no score all of a sudden fucking reeeeeeeee youre wasting a no-no
Okay, who's worst than ERod this season?
>DO NOT reply to my post when this happens
Well it hasn't happened yet so I'm going to reply now before it does.
>Athletics hitting
hot damn
ERod is gonna give up a dinger to this scrub coming up
you clearly have not watched him prior to the DL stint the past month. He was tremendous before he got hurt in the Orioles game (of which he was also throwing a no-no)
And I can name a billion shitters that we used like O'Sullivan, Kelly, Roenas for a start, Owens, and Wright has been a mess as of late.
Right now he's been great. His last outing off the DL wasn't the worst, although it turned to shit once Barnes came in.
...
I don't think this Semien slurping sport is for me
FUCK HES SAFE
YOU DIRTBAGS, DONT CHALLENGE THAT
Umps trying to give him the no hitter lol
no hitter btfo
F
>Broken up from a challenge
man that athletics manager really shit on him
wow fuck the As you literally have no reason to celebrate anything at all this season you fucking shitheads why would you ruin this young man's day god fuck you Chokeland
a-at least we aren't losing
WEPA!
Good post