OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX AT OAKLAND ATHLETICS GAMETHREAD

Ebaby pitching can we sweep?

if he doesn't allow 10+ runs then the sox should be able to win

>how athletic the red sox are and how unathletic this A's (athletics) team is

nice meme dave

is moncada suppose to be good

(is anyone else here)

yeah i hurt he was good

nvm

>mongkaka

moncada was a mistake

>moncada

lel

Sucks to get picked off but you have to accept these errors with a call up for the first few games

was that because of the shitty grass

i hate myself and want to die

iktfb

it's a

>red sox offence take the day off episode

why do they play this episode so much

please don't load 'em up.

how to beat depression guide help

are we going to score any runs?

apparently not

:(

So, Farrell wants the bases loaded with 1 out? Has he been here lately?

fire farrell for this

do something idiot rookie

Two down. Got 'em right where we want 'em!

kill myself my man

Memecada

dfa moncada when

Congratulations! Your team has caught the *Blue Jays Batting Slump*! Your team will continue to shit the bed with runners in scoring posotion unless you post "LETS GO BLUE JAYS" in /mlb/ gamethreads. Please enjoy!

>almost getting swept by the Rays
>always posting in our threads
shouldn't you be buying coke cans off ebay?

only oldf_gs remember

is anyoen watching

Ya

yea but im playing a game i liked that story about the catcher who wants to be an umpire

For the 3rd day in a row, we have a no hitter watch

a-at least we're not losing

Go Oakland!

>mfw

i am sick and want to die

ok im sorry im late please dont hit me

>swinging on 3-0

good lord

EGOD

>John leaves him in too long and he ends up getting shelled in like the 8th

I'd put money on it.

MONCADA

that makes up for his dumb plats

is anyone still alive or did the hurricane come up and kill everyone

i'm here. i fell asleep

Me on top of coast.

>Athletics on the Dole

please score please please PLEASE

>(You)

Xander you POOF

>Red Sux

Based MONGODA

Boring af, semen slurping etc etc

why the hell do i have to do a 100 word essay due midnight he only told everyone the textbook on friday the first day and there's already a paper how is that supposed to work, it's all jst one big conspiracy

BASED EGOD

BAE

>100 pitches

100 words? how is that an essay? That's a paragraph.

>Erod will throw a 150 pitch no-no and we'll STILL lose

just take him out

DO NOT send him out for the eighth !!!!!

Then how will he get his no hitter?

he doesn't need one

i'd rather he not get a no-hitter than blow his shoulder out and go back on the DL

it rains and the game is cancelled

Does Dave O'Brien not know you're not supposed to talk about the no-no?

Does he gets a no-hitter if the A's hit on the 10th+ inning?

no

I think that happened to pedro when he was with the expos

did you not watch last night where both Lyons and OB went on a rant about how it doesnt matter if they talk about no-nos or perfectos?

What did Eck say?

>implying it matters

ERod is the second worst pitcher on the Sox right now, barely inching out Buccholz

It's a 'promising young Red Sox pitcher throws a no hitter' episode

delete yourself my man

eck isnt commentating on this roadtrip, user

Hmm I actually watched last night but I don't remember that. Don and Jerry never talked about no hitters...

Throwing a no-hitter against a AA team doesn't really count.

Games like this make Ellen Chan want to punch babies!

DON"T DO IT AGAIN

DELETE THIS

hi draper

I'm just saying ask an actual pitcher about no-no protocol

good image attachment

it was after porcello's perfecto ended in like the 5th or 6th

Lester threw one against the pure garbage Royals, and Buchholz threw one against the basement O's, but no one remembers that part.

Hey pal

so this is the inning the A's rally for a couple runs and then the red sox continue not to do anything in the top of the ninth and they lose right DO NOT reply to my post when this happens

sandy loves that

why the fuck can the team no score all of a sudden fucking reeeeeeeee youre wasting a no-no

Okay, who's worst than ERod this season?

>DO NOT reply to my post when this happens

Well it hasn't happened yet so I'm going to reply now before it does.

>Athletics hitting

hot damn

ERod is gonna give up a dinger to this scrub coming up

you clearly have not watched him prior to the DL stint the past month. He was tremendous before he got hurt in the Orioles game (of which he was also throwing a no-no)

And I can name a billion shitters that we used like O'Sullivan, Kelly, Roenas for a start, Owens, and Wright has been a mess as of late.

Right now he's been great. His last outing off the DL wasn't the worst, although it turned to shit once Barnes came in.

...

I don't think this Semien slurping sport is for me

FUCK HES SAFE

YOU DIRTBAGS, DONT CHALLENGE THAT

Umps trying to give him the no hitter lol

no hitter btfo

F

>Broken up from a challenge

man that athletics manager really shit on him

wow fuck the As you literally have no reason to celebrate anything at all this season you fucking shitheads why would you ruin this young man's day god fuck you Chokeland

a-at least we aren't losing

WEPA!

Good post