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>ordered an escort because whythfucknot.jpg
>do some cocaine
>too much cocaine
>can't get hard at all
>she leaves before I get hard again
>mfw I paid a woman to eat her out

First time with an escort i pad for an hour, couldnt get hard for 40 minutes, fucked her for 4, then lost my erection.

I was way too nervous. Then next time I hired a less pretty one, was more relaxed, and it was a good fuck.

>Putting your mouth on prostitutes

I see you have no regrets, but suicide is your only way out.

don't feel bad user it's happened to the best of us. I almost did the same thing except I couldn't cum. she was a smoking hot 18 y/o too

What killed it for me is the fact that she didn't seem that interested and that just dampened the whole mood.

yeah, ho's are good at being disinterested. I think interest might have something to do with how much you pay for them - high end escorts prolly fuck your brains out

next time hire a shemale escort, so you wouldn't have to worry about getting hard

Nope, if they think you're ugly you'll get disinterest everytime. I fucked 4 different ones and 2 were grossed out and the other 2 were trannies. The trannies couldn't get it up, I was so disappointed. I gave one a 50 dollar tip to get it up and he just sat there trying to jerk it off for 10 minutes "convincing" me he was hard. That one was a bit sad realizing I just paid for a tranny to jerk off for 10 minutes and he seemed a little concern. Still don't offer bottom and TOP if you can't get your dick hard.

>tha-HA-HA-HA-HA

Well duh. Don't do drugs that typically give you a limp dick; coke, molly, meth or anti anxieties. To a lesser extent heroin and pain pills. But the truth is the matter are those drugs give most dudes boner problems. If you're super familiar with them, they may not, but they usually do.

And if you tend to have occasional limpness issues, you best pop a viagra before seeing a whore just to make sure you get the most out of the experience.

I don't really understand how coke/molly are supposed to go hand-in-hand with fucking cause my dick stays pretty much in the most shriveled position on that stuff. Alcohol CAN give guys performance issues, but it doesn't cause me problems.

But no worries on the squandered prostitute experience. I only tried a hooker once, she was 10/10 attractive, but had ZERO enthusiasm. She went about everything like she was washing dishes. I couldn't get hard because there wasn't even a shred of enthusiasm, it was purely a chore to her and she mad a point of letting me know.

How much was still user?
I had a similar probably about month or 2 ago.....$200 for shit all

not OP but the only time I even think about getting a ho is when I'm drunk and on coke. you know it's 3am and you'd rather fuck than wank it all night

lolol this, OP you now have all the stds in the book, might as well become an hero before they show symptoms

It was 100 dollars, she was new to it so that killed the mood too

Thinking about trying it again?

Probably not. At least not with her. I don't even have an issue getting laid, but hiring an escort was one of those things I've always wanted to try.

I think most hookers go about it with all the enthusiasm of a manikin. If you're gonna shell out the cash for an escort, you should probably check out the local reviews on theeroticreview.com.

This is how you find the ones that really give you a good time rather than the ones just treating it like a chore. If you're gonna shell out 100+ the sex should at least be guaranteed to be good.

>is a closeted faggot
>blame it on coke

wait.... why would you eat her out??

lol that's not what you get a prostitute for

He thought he'd get hard while he was munching her box. He thought wrong.

THIS

thats because you have an unshaven neckbeard, fedora and complete MLP collection

You ate a prostitute's pussy, OP? Are you fucking insane!? Fucking kill yourself asshole. You got the AIDS!

Confirmed Op has vaginosis. Both of being a pussy and of the medical nature.

I decree new name to be vage mouth

gay, and you sound like a gross pile of shit.

Kek