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Booty Blasted Edition

>SEC lost 10 OOC games during the entire 2015 season. Yesterday, they lost 5 in a single day.
>Two top 5 teams haven't lost on the opening week since 1972.
>Chubb is back.
>Lee Corso was wrong yet again.
>Rumors of Gus Malzahn.
>Clemson looking out of form.
>Former USC head coach Sarkisian (the alcoholic one) finalizing deal to be an offensive analyst for Bama bringing Bama's staff of ex-USC headcoaches to 2.
>Les Miles already on the hot seat.
>Pre-season rankings BTFO
>UK still shit

ND vs Texas in 2 hours and 25 minutes; one team will get booty blasted.

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USF

>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the country will miss the playoffs next season

>Brandon Peters (objectively and statistically the best QB in the 2016 recruiting class, it isn't even debatable)
>Ty Isaac (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1200+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Jake Butt (a top 3 TE already going into this season, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Sean McKeon (literally a Jake Butt-clone)
>Amara Darboh (top 10 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Jabril Peppers (a black guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Kareem Walker (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Joe Beneducci (best blocking FB in country)

>Best pass rush in the B1G
>Best LB corp in the B1G
>Best secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Wolverines are missing the playoffs this season

The Michigan B1G championship drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Go Vikes/Blazers!

Has Alcorn - Bethune-Cookman been called off?

4 u, /cfb/

NOLES!

kekerino.

No idea. Hampton vs Old Dominion should be on but I have no fucking clue what channel and I literally have every sports channel.

what are some websites that have lots of general ncaa football content besides espn? i'm sick of lol!insider bullshit.

While i agree, you guys will be a top tier program again soon. Your hype has come way to early and is unearned. But honestly, Harbaugh is doing a great job.

Official UPDATED week 1 power rankings FROM THE PICKEM CHAMP

Bama
2. The MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY
3. U of Houston
4. Booty Blasters
5. Clempson
6. Harvard
7. J'Ville State
8. North Dakota State
9. Northwest Missouri State
10. Ole Piss

NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS

MIZZOU WILL RISE AGAIN

isn't this last year's??

My teams coming in at a stealth 12 and 13.

Redpill me on FSU. Why are they ranked so high when they played like absolute doo-doo vs Houston last year? Who is their qb for the season? Is it still Mcguire?

Bleacher Report

Also, SB Nation, just find a specific team's page especially after they lose and revel in the butthurt

Of all the CFB photos taken this season, this one is the most OP-necessary.

Kudos, OP.

Houston is just that good

They get ranked so high because people put too much faith in their talent.

Yeah it's basically the same as muh end of year rankings.

Except some faggot i've never heard of on tOSU got injured so i replaced them with michigan.

tOSU or Bishop Gorman?

>tfw when 9 of these teams won yesterday, and a 10th plays today

Not bad, not bad.

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No. VSU and Berry.

10/10 TX
that just good work over there

Actually 10/12 is Texas wins today, so let's roll the videotape.

Ohio State will not beat Michigan this season. Lloyd Carr will descend from the heavens and behead Urban Meyer on the 50.

Richmond is actually next in line after gorman as long as fsu loses.

Can my little bitty schools have a top 25 ranking please? They both won their first games.

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Buckeyes are da bomb

can they beat elite high schools?

They should schedule a scrimmage

REMIND ME:

How fucking EPIC work late night /cfb/ yesterday??
I was there, it was great
>WYOWYOWYO

>Beating up on Bowling Green
C'mon man take on a real school like Ohio University.

Baker had one just like that during the spring game.

Whatever the fuck they're teaching those guys at practice, keep it up.

VSU has 3 natties and is a perennial DII powerhouse. Berry is kinda new to football, but is a solid DIII school.

who undefeated here?

I am.

If NW missouri loses they have a shot.....

>tfw Vols
Who ready for Vols spaghetti at the Biggest Game in College Football History (TM)?

is this dragoncon?

>that vintage cougar logo
I miss it. Why did they replace it with this stupid ripoff of Penn State?

i saw tv stations used the vintage logo
not even TX

BG was MAC champions last year. I know that doesn't mean much, but every team schedules g5 in their OOC. At least >we have Oklahoma on the schedule.

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I know. I like the Bobcats more than them though. Can't wait for MACtion.

Not slutty enough for DragonCon.


Dem afterparties tho.

Who was her late last night?

Seriously, I have questions..

>>Best pass rush in the B1G
>>Best LB corp in the B1G
>>Best secondary in the country
>>Top 5 D-Line

so like bottom tier in the SEC?

S Alabama is mid tier SEC

Dalvin Cook
Deandre Francois is the starting QB. SMAG broke his foot after breaking his ankle in the game against Houston. Against Houston FSU lost their QB (broken ankle), Gholson had quit the team so they turned to 3rd string instead of burnings redshirt on Francois and he was terrible until they taped SMAG's broken and sent him back out to throw picks.

>Spread on ASU vs TTU game is ASU -5

Easy fucking money. Bookies must be looking at the end game scores, because Tech is gonna torch ASU. Their secondary is abysmal.

So S Alabama>Michigan

ok got it

When are next weeks rankings released?

What do they mean by this?

Either late Monday, or probably early Tuesday.

i'm guessing you meant to respond to me, , so thanks.

If Texas beats the booty blasters do they become the ESPN favorite to win da 12?

:)

If Texass beats the Booty Blasters I will do a silly little dance.

Almost certainly. OU choked, and no other Big 12 team played a marque opponent and won.

I hope user

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Mememan Twins gonna bootyblast Notre Dame.

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>Rumors of Gus Malzahn.

Nothing really different than before desu

maybe i should consider these columbian drug frogs?

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This thread gave me inducosis

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I just remembered that meme now. Thank you.

So now that we know the SEC is done and finished, who's the most dominant conference?

The big 11

Houston is elite

Why are most of the pundits on ESPN picking Texas to upset Notre Dame?

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1. Alabama
2. Florida State
3. Clemson
4. Houston
5. Ohio State
6. Michigan
7. Stanford
8. Georgia
9. TCU
10. Louisville

The Big 10 obviously.

overreaction to lsu, ou, and the other orange ut.

>TCU

because they want the big 12 to have a "bloo blood" "powerhouse"

And the real reason is........ NBC owns all the ND tv rights and ABC has big 12 rights, they'd love for Texas to be good again.

We shall see

Carroll announced as new Alabama DC when?

Who gets fired first, less miles or Gus malzahan book of the fallen?

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Auburn can honestly beat everyone on their schedule except Bama if the defense plays the way they did against Clemson. I don't know if offense will improve but it can't get any worse

>Colombian drug frogs

Realistically, should I consider them?

Do it you have nothing to lose lol.

I hope so MIZZOU bro, lock is getting more comfortable up there

Wisconsin just beat the toughest team on their schedule. They stand a very good chance of winning out and making the playoffs.

1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. FSU (assuming win)
4. Ohio State
5. Michigan
6. Notre Dame (assuming win)
7. Stanford
8. Tennessee
9. Houston
10. OU
11. LSU
12. Michigan State
13. TCU
14. Washington
15. Ole Miss
16. Iowa
17. UGA
18. Louisville
19. OK State
20. Wisconsin
21. Oregon
22. Florida
23. Baylor
24. Miami
25. Texas A&M

Scale of booty blasted to 10, how much of a shot does Texas have tonight?

Honestly I give them a 7. I think they will embarrass ND. I think everyone has been counting them out.

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>10. OU
>11. LSU
At most they will be at 19

Bout tree fiddy

Will they rank J'ville after they beat LSU?

whatever the value, it isn't good

If possibly, Texas may have to consider columbine drug frogs

If Jacksonville State beats LSU I want them no lower than 10th.