So help me out, Sup Forums

so help me out, Sup Forums
fooling around in a car with a girl last night and I couldn't get it up. how do I fix this problem
pic related, somehow I've got a second chance and I'd rather not fuck it up

Just ask her to chill and eat oysters before. You'll get rock hard. Eat her pussy for a while then slap your dick in her mouth even if it's not hard.

Get viagra or smoke meth easy

Probably just nervous bro or it's in your head. Best advice is to not think about it but I know that's impossible

can't eat her out, that time of the month. would if I could tho
preciate it

On any meds / drugs?

Tell her to make you hard you fucking beta. Girls think dudes just walk around with a hard cock all day? Make her put in some fucking work

Then wait until she's off the rag

probably had the mental stigma of her pussy bleeding and couldn't get it up at the thought of turning your dick into a red popsicle

ask her to suck your dick, way too many bitches wanna get their pussy eaten into the next century without wanting a cock in their throat.

Trying drinking some, not too much though. If that's not an option try focusing on her that should get your mind off of it. Try making her cum before you fuck her when she cums you'll get hard.

Watch porn with her

Check which medicines youre on
Don't drink
dont jerk off

if you still cant get it you could have a medical problem...

how old are you?

Its your brain preventing you from making a huge mistake. I used to be concerned when I couldn't reach orgasm from sex with some women. Then later I would learn that those women were bad news. Sometimes its just your natural instincts working to protect you from doing something stupid.

sorry, but that's not how shit works

not really? I take an antibiotic pill for acne but that's about it
yeah grab her by the pussy gotcha
noted
I should clarify. we weren't actually gonna do it and odds are she just wanted to give some head anyway
might give that a try on halloween, thanks
nineteen
yeah thanks pops, I'll file that one away

>I'm a limp dicked faggot and I tell myself this so I feel better

just give up bro, if you think grabbing her by the pussy is her putting in work, then you're fucking done. beta4lyf. Tell her to suck it til its hard like you fuckin autist

>still being a virgin at 19
how's life treating you?

put porn on your phone, hold it behind her back.
mute the sound, or wear earphones.

no fap for 3 days.
If this doesn't do it you might try dudes.
PS how did he get her to come back after she pulled away? teach me.

you're right, I need to be more alpha. I'll get her best friend to get the motor running first
>still posting on a chinese cave painting board at over 19
apparently better than it's treating you
this seems legit
it's all in the wrist
by which I mean I have no idea

not even trolling...watch some gay porn and see if that makes you hard.
you might be a closet case.
if so, embrace it. be yourself.

fapping shouldn't stop him from getting a boner. I can fap 2 or 3 times a day and still get a boner.

Im kidding, I think its because YOU pulled away from her. Bitches can't have you be the one to end it.
You can do this shit bro. Don't fap at all till you see her next, no porn either.
Did you make out at all? Did that not get the motor going?
Also don't overthink it.

I'm inclined to disagree. You can get a boner to porn sure, but it does make it harder to get boner with woman. Try just standing there at the grocery store and getting a boner / vs getting one in your chair shitposting / watching porn.

you probably have deathgrip syndrome, google it up.

>You can get a boner to porn sure

i wasn't talking about getting a boner to porn 2 or 3 times a day, I'm talking about just 'well there's another boner' kind of boners.

she, and I'm quoting, "doesn't like kissing." she's also not remotely ticklish anywhere. makes it sorta hard to maneuver. appreciate the good vibes tho

go to All Day Chemist it will just take forever. I have shit tons of viagra. If there was a way to verify that I was sending to OP I'd pop a few ills in an envelope and send it your way. Sorry OP.

>"doesn't like kissing."

Bad sign. Most girls love kissing.
Either there's something going on with her psychologically, or you are bad at kissing.
Not trying to insult you here Sup Forumsro, just saying. Just trying to help.
Then again, maybe she really doesn't like kissing. It's hard to tell.

she, and I'm quoting, "is bullshitting you"

don't like kissing? that time of the month? gets mad when you can't get it up even though she didn't want to fuck anyhow?

shit does not compute

so wait, no kissing, no head no nothing?
wtf man, what does she think that dicks rise out of kindness?

lol I know dis grill

yeah, me to!
we should hook up an double team her sometime

I believe you!

it could be one or the other. I don't really have a way to practice so it's probably the latter anyway
pretty sure she just wanted to give head

Believe whatever you niggers want. I went to middle school n high school with her and she was a class above me. This was in middle school so got damn she must be like 24/25 now.

Femanon here - first time no problem. Its annoying true but happens more than you would think. If it happens a second time I would drop you and your limp dick and tell all my friends. Just saying.

check yoself dawg, bitches arn't like that - they always want something from ya - and that thing ain't be "giving" you anyhin

Viagra, next get your hed right. You are 19 you should be a walking hardon 24/7

no preasure eh? kek

..what are you wearing baby?

The drug is PT-141. Get that illegally and shoot it up.

that's actually pretty reassuring, thanks. will bear that in mind
usually I'd be inclined to agree but she's hella into the idea
sorry dude all my focus has been taken up being a shithead millennial

It's happened to me a couple of times op
it's usually when I'm hooking up with a girl who I don't really want to have sex with or I'm not horny
Just make sure that you don't rush into it and take charge. It's all in your head fam, s top being nervous. She's touched a smaller peepee than yours so don't worry

Just tell her, hey bb need some foreplay, and start macking on her, or maybe just tell her "get me hard" or something.
You can do this, you got trips and dubs, this should be easy.

follow this formula and you will win easily
>chill with her watching netflix
>cuddle while doing it
>you will get a boner from this eventually
>start making out
>move her hand down to your pee pee if it already wasn't there
>score a td
>profit?!?1

this
Something about taking charge and not letting her lead has worked for me.

Hey let me tell you my corny ass story. I was with a girl i was trying to get for like months (she was in a 3 year relationship and had to respect that. Thing is when we started hanging out, it was one of those rare times when I fell head over heels for somebody and I diden't understand why. However, she diden't want anything (out of relationship) and the fact I had very strong feelings for her made me very nervous. On top of that I was going trough stressfull times with exams and such and when I told her how im feeling and i might not get it up (good and bad cause i can warn her but set myself up psychologically) she was cool about it. We hung out, it was there at first, I got nervous and it was gone. I focused on her for the rest of the evening and she loved it. Now here's where the story gets really corny...

Two supplements:
Horny goat weed
L-arginine

Guaranteed diamonds. Trust me.

Have you ever not been able to do it because you had to take a piss?

Pt 2 (was worried was getting too long). After I made her cum twice, we just sat there in the backseat of my car, silent, listening to the pouring rain outside. It felt amazing to be honest and all I could think about was that moment. She then proceeded to kiss me and then BAM one of the hardest fucking boner I ever got. The point is, in that moment, I wasen't thinking about anything but the present. She sucked that cock like a godamn trooper. OP sometimes you have those days where you're just too nervous and so many external things are happening around you. I don't wanna tell you live in the moment, but if it sartts coming naturally, you'll do great. Besides, I don't know about you but I don't think I would be comfertable with a girl like you just described so be honest with yourself, were you really comfertable in that moment with her?

Tbh this, thing about these moments is that you control the pace of things. You can just chill tf out and it'll happen. Good advice right here

>All Day Chemist
Prescription required?

thats not a second chance you fucking idiot.

sure thing man

>tfw op doesn't know how to eat a girl out

> I had an alright time hanging out with you in general

kek. What a poet you are.

tfw user doesn't read the thread before replying
yeah yeah eloquent as fuck I get it

THIS
You have no idea how true this is.

The fact that you stated that you can't eat her out bc she's on her period yells "idk how to give head to a girl"

yeah dude fuckin stick your head down there when she tells you not to. brilliant idea wish I'd thought of it sooner

>watch hottest porn you know
>concentrate on vid, but don't touch your dick no matter what
>do this for 30 minutes
>proceed with your day
>do it again before you sleep
>don't jerk off and don't even touch your dick
>wake up next morning
>hit girl up
>meet
>get hard