How to be happy:

How to be happy:

>Be a sissy
>Dress up like a girl
>Wear makeup
>Get fucked everyday
>stop thinking about your future and your life.
>The reason you exist is only to get fucked and suck big dicks like a good girl
>Make your favorite color pink
>Talk with a girly voice
>Be as much of a stupid airhead bimbo as possible
>Stop thinking about life, death, the universe
>The more cum you swallow, the dumber you get

It made me happy :3

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You also need to become 2D. That's the most important part.

Lolol I would if I could.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Ok user

Its also the hardest part.

Good luck, friend. Teach me how if you figure it out!

I will :3

Is this you OP?
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What makes you think I am like that?

How dose one become a trap

I can't tell if you mean the picture of the vid.

Well you gotta just be relatively young, know what you are doing with makeup, wear clothes that bimbos would wear and then act like a girl :3

If you want to take it a step further, look at the picture.

Both

Shit, I might take this up for a change.
Can't be all that bad taking it for a change instead of giving it, right?

I wanna be a cute sissy faggot and get called a good girl but I also wanna be a jacked wizard with a sick harem and massive gains what do.

At least your body will be in better shape assuming you go through with it.

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Be straight up gay And fuck other Men

Man ass is really not very appealing, and the idea of sucking dick with my wizard beard is equally unappealing.

You mean taking dick? Well I warn you, you gotta be very sure of it. You need to learn to relax when it is happening. Your first time will probably be very painful.

It was painful for me at first but now I can have guys put extra large dildos in my butt painlessly :3

Being fucked like a girl is heaven, especially when they refer to you as a girl and say they are fucking your pussy x3

Use your magic to turn into a sissy when you want cock and change back when you want bitches.

Hmm I can't understand why you want to be both of those things.

My BF was straight when I met him and he says my butt is bigger than his GFs :3

Even when I was at school people used to say my butt was very big even though being gay was the worst thing you could be.

Where do I go to learn to shapeshift?
Escapist fantasy vs. real life responsibility
Also bifag.

That I don't know.

I just meant that I don't wanna fuck a full on dude's hairy ass.

Aww poor user :c you gotta make a decision between the two.

I don't think it's possibru.
I've been moving towards the latter. I'm just on a retarded fap binge, so I'm entertaining these repressed decadent and degenerate thoughts.

Oh right, yeah I don't understand who would wanna do that, I shave everyday.

Post tits

I tried shaving but it gets annoying to deal with real fast.

Not a trap of sorts, but crossdressing is fun

Nair works well, although I think it fucks your hair up if you try to regrow it.

I'll consider it. I did love how smooth they were after a clean shave.

That's scary. I hate how western crossdressing has this humiliating/degrading feel to it.

Aw it doesn't have to user, Some like me just really like that :3

I don't think you can do it directly on your balls. The skin might be too thin there. It basically uses chemicals to burn the hair off so you can just wipe it off with a rag, which is also why it smells bad, so don't do it if there are a lot of people around. I used it on my ass and it worked fine.
Being masculine is objectively superior if you are male.

That's fine. Ballshaving is never a problem.

I want a sissy to plow. Anyone volunteering?

Mind posting your tumblr again? Been seeing you around and haven't gotten to take a look at it.

I would but I am taken.

the best part is once you turn 40 and nobody wants to fuck you anymore you get super depressed and kill yourself so you arent a drain on society

Then you're not really volunteering are you?

>Implying most wait that long
>Implying traps aren't a (cum) drain on society to begin with

Sure, shydudemask.tumblr.com

Gotta make some new pics soon, haha

What are you, fuckin' gay?

OP here, this is true. Well it is long before 40 in my book, maybe mid 20s I will probably do it if I don't have a BF at the time.

Shit man, that sounds pretty hot, Wish i knew you lol.
I want to try a dildo, but I live in a pretty crowded home, so sneaking something like that in would be nearly impossible lmao

n-n-n-n-n-n-no

>>Implying traps aren't a (cum) drain on society to begin with
id say thats a positive thing

im always happy to get my dick sucked

natalie is till pulling it off

Nah. You should be fucking women.

Get yourself a safe or something. That is what I do. I also keep all my girly clothes in there. I also like to wear cat ears and my BF calls me Princess kitty :3

10/10 most adorable thing ever

All sissies need to be castrated.

Only worth doing if you can be passable, otherwise you're just a man in a wig who takes it up the ass

Most of them probably want to be

and they are always happy to suck you dry.

Silly user ~

anybody ever had a gf that was into you crossdressing?

Same here. The fact that I'm nearly 200 cm tall makes the decision easy though.

I came out to her as a closeted bi. She understands my fetish of wearing plugs and finds it hot that I have a few thongs for myself. She looooves my bulge in a thong. She was jealous that I had a better dildo than she ever had. We just ordered her one. Once the school life stops being so stressful, we are going to have sex while both of us are wearing tails (mine is bigger).

I don't crossdress, but when I was in high school, girls would like to crossdress me and put make up on me, probably because I had really long hair and acted kinda cute, and wore tight fitting clothes to begin with (when I wasn't just wearing pajamas or sweatpants). I enjoyed it more than I let on.

Nice. Got any stories?

I am ottermode and attracted to feminine features, have had sex with 6 diff girls from 7-10 in attractiveness. Not interested in femboys, just traps and feminization. The idea of meeting a good candidate for feminization and having them live with me as a sub while they transition is hot. Like make you wear chastity, learn to cook if you can't, clean, basically 24/7 wifeslut roleplay and basically get paid with free housing and hrt.

Best song to listen to while living this lifestyle

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more of this? the hide attempt makes me diamonds

I mean I think that's great for you and all, but hey I can't imagine I'd be down.

I love it when they drool

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He was made for loving.

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Living the dream

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>How to be happy:

Man the fuck up
Lift
Go outside
Don't play vidya 16h a day
Have goals and attain them
Don't play the victim
Help people you like
Forget those who have wronged you
Don't hold grudges

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>tfw want to dress cute, act cute, smell cute
>tfw completely straight
Are there girls that like cute boys? Or am I completely fucked?

I love this image set.

Your story is meaningless without pics

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that is the majority of what girls like now dude, it's sick imo but whatever.
if you're cute enough would still rape though

hardest part was actually my dick

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There's a girl for everybody, my man
I'm mostly straight, and I'm asking a girl out in a week, and she (I'm pretty sure) likes both manly guys and cute guys, so either way, it can work.
They're out there, you just gotta look

Hahaha everyone laugh at the person who is going to make something of his life.

Not acting girly makes me feel guilty for some reason.

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