When i go outside i just wanna kill myself. You guys are so lucky that you don't live in Russia...

When i go outside i just wanna kill myself. You guys are so lucky that you don't live in Russia. This country does not deserve to exist on the map.

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Why do you hate yourself?

Looks like a fitting place for me.
If you were in a nice place you would probably romanticize the decadence and wish for it.

I watched a documentary today about trappers living in Siberia
It was so fucking qt

How do I live in a tiny siberian village in the middle of the taiga?

But Russia has its bright sides.

proxyfagish trolls.
he doesnt live there but he needs to be kill for real

>qt
Retard

dont go outside

Op's right. Here, I just took a pic for you. Rushka must be nuked

>great military
>has oil
>shit economy

explain

But you live in a 99% white Aryan paradise, under the strong guiding hand of God Emperor Putin

>"why would you want to live in the wilderness? There's no diversity there. Come live in hongcouver, work 50 hours a week, spend 20 years paying off a mortgage and getting stabbed in the street for your wallet"

Kill yourself leaf

>99
Russians make only 82% of population. There's also a lot of Ukrainians, but most minorities are churkas

The oil money belongs to fat Jews who live in London. Russia is just a cryptocolony.

this

I live in Alaska so I sort of know your feel.

I don't need to deal with all the post-soviet dilapidation though.

I also rarely need to deal with Russians as well.

I don't hate myself, i am not a masochist.
This. Russia is just a terrtory filled with serfs, it's not a real country, it's not a real nation, what you see is just a good decorated facade.

>yourself
he hates russian reality, not himself

>
>Russians make only 82% of population
and almost all of them are babushkas or low quality junkies sons. All best guys died in ww1,2 and civil war

>euthanasia is illigal here
Fucken Pahomia

But he is Russian reality.

Yeah, fuck Sralin, Trotsky is my party leader

s-suka blyat

dumb frog poster

fuck off back to /r9k/ or wherever you redditors hang out

the most self contradictory stuff i've ever come across russia is when in russian news they talked about how bad we handle children in general, but infact you have street children hooked on drugs and sex trade. they sleep in the subway stations and under train bridges i suppose?

how can a society function if you dont give the people the basic needs to become law abiding and good citizens?

Dumb anime poster

society here doesn't function, it just 'exists' and thats it

he's just a one of those who allows this reality to exist, but he's not a one who creates it and not this reality himself.

it was true in 90s
now mostof children either aborted either have new iphone every year

anime is for fags

...

Would russia work better if the oblasts would have more autonomy?

...

it would work better if there was no oblasts only separate states

I would like to live in Norilsk desu

Dumb Rize poster

Russia is not about working better or being more efficient. Russia is about keeping in check serf population.

Maybe, but you would get devoured by china and america just to make sure you dont unite again.

Russia better under socialism, tovarisch?

Serious question (although I doubt you are too young)

Come here then user.
You don't know life until you just spent a sunday afternoon, just discussing with friends at a café in the French countryside

No sane person will give a visa to a rushka's citizen

>Falling for the great Putin meme
I Remember the map of worldwide population in geography class, and "Russian tm" people are dying like some chads. Blame it on Putin and his war or commieblocks, people here are the most depressed and suicidal from all in the world. Oh, and thanks to spreading like some cockroaches muslims. our "nation" would be already dead desu.

>Perigord
>Pas Provence Alpes Cote D'azure

Dégueulasse

Dunno, comunism/socialism was also cancer. Who experienced that is not the same person anymore. Eastern Germany/Berlin (was under socialist comunist USSR) is still even today called Dark Zone and you can even see it from space.
I think its the problem is in Russian mentality, where majority is satisfied with what they have and dont want change, and where minority who want change is being classified as "western capitalist scum". I dont think that Russians are bad or untermensch but sometimes they rly act like animals and thats the problem. This wild society where is still respected the law of force a dominant male/female whatever. They need order, from everyday life all the way to the top.

>No sane person will give a visa to a rushka's citizen

And yet there are many slavs in France Toвapищ

Some even say it is Russian tradition

>DDR was bad

Comfy as fuck and dat anthem tho

youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM

He's a part of this reality.
Reported for separatism. They are coming for you.

lel what? There are lots of russians in west hollywood and in glendale. Not to mention brighton beach is a russian colony

>Calling Perigord Disgusting
>Posting a meme region
Just kidding, PACA is indeed awesome.
Got several russian exchange students here and I know 2 guys that are here from work visa. It's definitely possible

it's not possible. i'm too autistic and depressed for that.
>tfw got myself a rope a three years ago but don't have balls to use it

Dont rope yourself.
Your face will be blue and swollen, your bowels will empty and your cock will be erect.

T'as 'd la russe monsieur grenouille

Tout le monde le sait que PACA est mieux que le sud-ouest

All Russians can come to USA.

not necessarily, aim for carotid artery and you will pass out in a matter of seconds.

>he hates his homeland

I love mine 2bh

Dear god you are perfect image of a Murican.
Like the other guy said "There is difference between propaganda and reality"
I met a man and talked to him about this and he told me that in DDR germans were generally afraid of government tools. He told me about men with hats in a black long jackets, and they were from comunist police. "Night would eat people" nobody would see them anymore. That is reality of DDR and USSR politics.

Sure thing Enzo Pettucci.
WIne>Pastis
Wine not go for a change of pace before ? Enjoying the small things somewhere. Just going hiking in some beautiful countryside, somewhere warm

Who cares, he will be dead.

Like I always say "there's only one way out of Russia- in the coffin".

I think he meant the people that find your body will see that. Any kind of pressure on the neck results in unconsciousness in 10 seconds max.

Are Flemish people welcome? We're Germanic savages but share some history with you guys...

I promise I won't drink a shitload of beer and start singing folk songs

come to USA or go to Europe.

Hans you cant honestly think that I would like to live in the DDR, right? Are you fucking serious?

I just said I liked the anthem. Its a good piece of music, is all. Better than that shit you have today "deutschland uber alles"

lol user u r so funny)))

Except everyone knows the best wine (like rosé) comes from aix, marseille etc and the champagne obviously comes from that department

>Best wine
>Rosé
What the fuck are women doing on Sup Forums ? Tits or GTFO
Better than wallons desu

Well said, comrade
Most /rus/ posters here don't have any savings and are bad at English. Finding a job would be impossible, slavs are bad employees

Thats not my anthem lol Thats stolen from Austrian Hungarian empire "Gott erhalte Franc der Kaiser" but we the same so... Sorry, there was missunderstanding

why?

here poorest get $300 for food every month and other benefits and such, I am fine caring for whites to increase white population and naturally the increased white populaiton will have more people in production.

Deutschland Uber Alles is great, it just needs to be sung properly.

youtube.com/watch?v=kqP0CQPu8Fc

Learn English get a degree in something, plumber, technician etc.. and then come to US and you can make 50k a year.

>Russians make only 82% of population.
Actually 77.7% if you count the people whose ethnic identity is unknown. The actual number is probably much lower tho.

Keine Angst meine Kameraden, wir marschieren in Russland ein, und machen eine Große Deutschland. Wir bringen mit unsere Ordnung !

I've done my research. If the airway is constricted it will be very painful and will take 1 to 3 minutes before unconsciousness. If the jugular veins are constricted it also won't be very nice, you will feel like your head is about to explode. Swollen and blue face is the result of it.

True. We can't bring up one kid while Chechens have up to 4 kids in their families

: - )

All good Hans I love Germany and

Bleh, too boring imo. La marseillase and even god save the queen *shivers* are better than that damn anthem

>70980779
here you get paid to have children, come here and have all the little slavletta and slavlets.

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Ayyyy ich liebe you 2

So where would you recommend the knot position? Isolating the carotids sounds hard.

Better than das lied der deutschen imo thanks for the superior Germanic music Hans

Moms here get some money too when they give a birth to a second kid. It also prohibited to fire them from their jobs for a year or something
Nah, I don't want any kids because they would be unhappy if i raised them

Do it faggot

So are you guys generally unhappy/unsatisfied with Russia?
Because i see that you are joyfull and funny nation. But in way that you joke about all bad in Russia

happiness is what you make of it, they can be happy if you teach them to be happy.

>Alice poster is a bully
Fitting for a bitter and lonely person unable to have friends.

When was the last time you received a text ? Your phone company doesn't count.

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I would if i didn't have to help my mom
t. not him
Well, normies enjoy it here

Weeeeelll I ll think about visiting Crimea then...

I don't know whats more sad, Ivan, the fact that that site actually exists or the fact that you know enough to link to it

It gets better my friend

Crimea is bad. Really. If you really want to go here, visit Sochi. They are both expensive (for us) but quality of service in Crimea is lower, while Sochi's only flaw is that their beaches are made of stones

Didn't they banned all suicide sites here like 2 years ago?

i hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=sc4I9MweBy4
i dunno, maybe russian sites only.

Maybe it happed only to 'lurkmore'. I remember there was an article about suicide methods.

Ok, let me test, i will report back.

staying away from the outside and staying primarily inside russian women is the only way to make it in Russia.

I am a female (no tits, I'm too depressed). Gonna kill myself in a few years if I'll remain here.

Do it. Here's a useful site

Marry me bubushka

are you neet

Do it now bitch