O SAY CAN YOU SEEP

O SAY CAN YOU SEEP
THROUGH THE BOXERS AND JEANS
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE LEAKED
AT THE MARTS SLIPPERY AISLE

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DELET THIS

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Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo

I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers

Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail

int can explain why the Indian doesn't poo in the loo: they are afraid of witches

but WHY does the American shart in the mart?

KEK

And the trousers' brown glare, the stench standing in air,
Gave proof through the mart that our shart was still there

bravo, Pekka bravo

Omg kekikus

Cont please

I heard Americans call it "freedom stain"

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Hehe

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BLESSED BY KEK

I let out a bit

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what's the melody?

>amerisharts are trying to turn into literal shitskins

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kesha tik tok

youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

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Haha, good banter you guys! You really got us! Good thing we can still be friends though, right?

I MEAN I'M NOT MAD AT ALL
WHATEVER
DON'T EVEN DELETE THIS
I DON'T CARE

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sharted/20

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>the happening Sup Forums memes are literally poopypants jokes now

I don't care if you make fun of us, I just wish you'd do it in a way that didn't remind I was surrounded by underage b&

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shit jokes is the thinking mans humor

do a vocaroo Bruce

DO A VOCAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

t. sharter

america annihilated AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Screencrapped

Also, nice double dubs.

Godlike

t. paul blart mart shart

Get an American to, go to Sup Forums and get another American (who is actually a cletus) to sing this.

This

>mfw fellow Americans are butthurt of a shitpost.

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THERE'S NO RECOVERY FROM THIS

Oh boyo

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hihihihi

Include me in the reddit screenshot

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Post it on r/Sup Forums loooool XDDD

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Fucking hell

Australian banter really is top notch

BRAPPPP

Wew

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