O SAY CAN YOU SEEP
THROUGH THE BOXERS AND JEANS
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE LEAKED
AT THE MARTS SLIPPERY AISLE
O SAY CAN YOU SEEP
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DELET THIS
2/10
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Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo
I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers
Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail
int can explain why the Indian doesn't poo in the loo: they are afraid of witches
but WHY does the American shart in the mart?
KEK
And the trousers' brown glare, the stench standing in air,
Gave proof through the mart that our shart was still there
bravo, Pekka bravo
Omg kekikus
Cont please
I heard Americans call it "freedom stain"
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Hehe
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BLESSED BY KEK
I let out a bit
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what's the melody?
>amerisharts are trying to turn into literal shitskins
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kesha tik tok
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Haha, good banter you guys! You really got us! Good thing we can still be friends though, right?
I MEAN I'M NOT MAD AT ALL
WHATEVER
DON'T EVEN DELETE THIS
I DON'T CARE
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sharted/20
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>the happening Sup Forums memes are literally poopypants jokes now
I don't care if you make fun of us, I just wish you'd do it in a way that didn't remind I was surrounded by underage b&
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shit jokes is the thinking mans humor
do a vocaroo Bruce
DO A VOCAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
t. sharter
america annihilated AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Screencrapped
Also, nice double dubs.
Godlike
t. paul blart mart shart
Get an American to, go to Sup Forums and get another American (who is actually a cletus) to sing this.
This
>mfw fellow Americans are butthurt of a shitpost.
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THERE'S NO RECOVERY FROM THIS
Oh boyo
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hihihihi
Include me in the reddit screenshot
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Post it on r/Sup Forums loooool XDDD
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Fucking hell
Australian banter really is top notch
BRAPPPP
Wew
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