The USA are weird

The USA are weird.

>Exit airplane, McD, BK and Subway signs visible from bagage line
>Fats riding around on retard scooters
>Security on every corner
>Step out
>Take uber to Santa Monica Blvd from LAX
>Literally smells like piss in the car
>Uber driver is afghan or some shit, misunderstands my destination 3 times
>Get charged for his failure
>Decide to try some american Mc Donalds
>Greasy as fuck
>Grease dripping from the burger onto my leather shoes
>Throw disgusting butter burger in the trash
>Try to ask a stranger where street x is
>Get ignored
>Try again
>Get weird look
>Call associate to pick me up
>Nigger tries to sell me bracelets
>Doesn't fuck off when I do the nigger sign
>Walk off before he robs me
>Associate arrives
>My handshake offer surprises him
>Rude bastard
>Switching through 2.200 radio channels until I find something that plays normal music

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>Other dudes have heavy southern accents
>Can't really understand them
>Just nod and hand them the papers
>All fine
>Associate drops me off at the hotel
>Receptionist polite as heck
>Ask her to come up to my room later on
>She doesn't come to my room despite smiling
>Decide to try Tinder
>Get asked if I'm full blooded American
>Bitch you folks are all mixbreeds the fuck do you care
>No reply
>Jack off in the bathroom
>Take a shower
>Turn on the TV
>The Walking Dead is on
>Hell yeah
>Watch 3 minutes
>Adbreak
>Bad timing, I take a piss
>5 minutes of ads
>Another 3 minutes of the TWD
>Adbreak
>What the fuck
>Repeat 2 times
>I turn off the TV and try to sleep
>Can't sleep cuz jetlag

Cont

>Decide to take a stroll and see some stuff
>Want to buy beer
>Liquor store peasant wants to see my ID
>Hand him my ID
>He says he will be right back
>3 minutes later a police officer walks in
>Fucking dumbass thought I had a fake ID
>Explain to him that I'm here for business
>He apologizes and takes off
>Go outside, sit down on a bench
>Open my sixer and take a sip
>Not too bad
>After 10 minutes same cop approaches me
>public drinking/intoxication misdemeanor
>Had to pay 250 bucks and he took my beer away
>What the fuck
>"I'll let you get off easy this time but next time I'll have to book you"
>What's booking
>Taking you to jail
>Okay Sir have a good evening
>Get lost, phone out of battery
>Can't find my way back to Hotel
>Attempt to ask stranger
>Get mocked for accent
>Call him a fuckboy
>He pushes me
>Leather shoes scratched on the side
>Violent mongoloids

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keep going

Keep going op.

Did you die in the end, OP?

Funny shit

More..

>See the officer from before walking with another police person
>Ask him for directions
>Gives me wrong directions
>End up in business park
>It's not a park
>Take a seat on a bench nearby
>Security guy approaches
>"This is private property"
>Maybe lock the gate then you fuck
>Keep walking
>Finally find a bar
>Go in
>Loud as fuck music
>My head hurts
>Ask at the counter for directions to my hotel
>"About 5 blocks that a way"
>What the fuck is a block
>"You'll find it son, just keep on walking"
>I keep walking
>Find back to hotel
>Probably around 2 am at this point
>Front entrance locked
>What the fuck
>Pull and rattle at the door
>Increasingly frustrated
>Pull and rattle harder

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type faster user!

What is up with the hitler picture?

tl;dr i'm a fucking idiot

this story is fucking weird

America is the worst

what part of america lad

Obviously a lie. McDonalds isnt greasy at all, its really kinda dry. You would NEVER see grease dripping from their burgers. Its to artificial to have something like grease

Cali i bet

mate northern cali isn't that bad, except for San Fran

America is literally the land of "what can you do for ME?"

What did you expect?

>"What u doing yo"
>Curious nigger approaches
>Neck muscles tense up instantly
>Hand protects wallet in backpocket
>Why are there so many niggers in LA I thought this was a rich area
>"I want to get in"
>"I see that yo what's u business"
>Explain to him what I do for a living
>He is about to chimp out for whatever reason
>Communicate in handsigns and single words
>"Room, Me need in, door locked"
>He walks past me and presses some button next to the door
>Guy in a white suit approaches from the inside
>Suit is fresh as hell
>Couldn't pull off a white suit myself
>He opens the door
>Asks how he can help us
>I tell him that I need to get to my room
>Asks me for my door card
>Hand it to him
>He tells me to hold on and locks the door again
>Stuck out here with the negro still hanging out
>Look at him
>He looks back
>Thinking about putting my hand on my dick just to make him leave
>Would have to let go of my wallet
>Decide not to

Cont.

Pictures are unrelated
LAX -> LA Santa Monica

>LAX Airport mentioned

Yeah... MAYBE it's cali who knows

>claims to be from another country
>triggered by all the alt right things

is this what you call bait?

McDonald's burgers aren't greasy you idiot. How the fuck can that sorry excuse of a "meat" even drip grease when it's cooked up in a lab?

Misunderstood your destination?

That's not how uber works you fucking liar

>>Jack off in the bathroom
in a hotel? use the bed dipshit. stupid eurotrash

Nah, I usually just tell them when I get in, I never enter it beforehand.

>in cali
>goes to mcdonalds
>doesn't go to In N Out

your first mistake

So your pissed because you didn't do any background work on this play it's sorta like saying you have to go international to Europe but goes to Africa because fuck it

>op is Angry because a girl said no nice and now is blaming the whole country

...

can confirm in n out is greatest fast food place in cali

> Being so pathetically nonathletic and uncoordinated that you wouldn't be able to stop someone from taking something out of your back pocket for a few minutes

Most people only realize that Hollywood lied to them and the usa is truly a bankrupt and corrupt 3rd world toilet when they visit the dirty shithole.

It can only be cured by fire, nuclear weapons or Trump.... all equally guaranteed to flush that shit stain away...

Take uber from lax to santa Monica
Definetely not Los Angeles

>Being this retarded

>ask her to come up to my room later

>Being this much of a cucked out nigger lover

People like you are fucking retarded. How is it 3rd world? I work a basic job and have my own house, car, kitchen always stocked with food, always have extra money for hobbies etc. I never stress about food or water or anything. I only stress around the holidays cause i like to go crazy with my money. I also only make 15/hr 40 hours a week.

So tell me how are we 3rd world again?
Fucking faggot ass europoor

zozzle

Fuck I'm glad I live somewhere with a small nigger spic population. I read somewhere in Texas obama's building section 8 housing in upscale neighborhoods to better integrate the trash and share the tax burden it takes when alot of minorities are around

>This is awkward
>Why doesn't he leave
>Try the nigger sign
>Doesn't impress him
>Try to make small talk
>Can't really understand his words
>"Mhh" and smile
>He is still here
I need to point out how incredibly irritating this was.In my country you don't do that. You help someone or talk to someone and then you leave. This is how a girl must feel when she gives an ugly dude every sign in the book to piss off and the creep is still sticking around.
>Infinity passes
>White suit returns
>"I only have 1 person booked for your name, may I see your ID?"
>Of course you have, this guy is not with me
>Looks at my ID
>Was expecting to have the cops called again
>Recognizes a German ID
>I say bye to the negro
>He says nothing and leaves
>White suit tells me his story while walking me to the elevator
>He's a third generation German immigrant
>His parents were jews
>Try not to snort
>Fail
>Pass it off a sneeze
>He doesn't say bless you
>Rude kike
>Wish him a good night and shake his hand
>Wipe my hand after elevator door closes

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checked

wow you must be the richest person then

>bs alert

>still typing

Correct, but the point is to hate Murica, not be correct.

So your house always plenty of food but can't go to an hospital cause it will cost you a ton.
I don't think you cure deaseses with sandwiches...

your story was doing all good untill you decided to be edgy.

How? Lol
Im sorry you actually live in a 3rd world country but I'm sorry to tell ya bud but american is actually doing just fine.
Sorry :^)

>No new posts
>on Sup Forums
>typing all this shit

That's a meme that butthurt Europeans or brainwashed liberal arts majors think. USA is shit but its the best shit almost anywhere.

You're story was great and everything until you decided to be full nazi,continue please

...

>misunderstands my destination 3 times
damn I forgot Uber doesn't have you type in your destination before you get the car and they have gps to lead you there, oh wait... sorry just a shitty hate america shill thread

Go back to your Euro trash you are posting this from and enjoy having a shitty life not spent in the U S of A

I get insurance through my workplace. They cover mostly everything ive been to the doctor for. Including free eye exams, lenses, teeth cleaning and next to nothing for any work to be done to them.
Fuck off you god damb europoors you have no idea how this country really is.

What. That's pretty standard living. Go back to how you thought America was bad again, I need to laugh.

>go to bed
>turn on the television
>it's the BBC
>turns out I never flew to America and I'm still in Bongland
shit

exatly! so i wasnt the only one let down

>usa is shit but its the best shit almost anywhere

>implying america is not a shithole

ok

Triggered

Try visiting parts of US run by republicans and less nignogs and lazy spics. Most of LA is a fucking minority flooded shit hole on welfare

What is i don't have a job for whatever reason?

top kek

america is a dead meme by now

Its really not. But i guess it depends on where you live.

Retarded european

>I say America is a shithole
>user greentexts "Implying America isn't a shithole"
Have a (You)

Eyup

You mean like the south? The most backwater, insect infested, sweltering hot shithole in america?

That is why I don't go to any of the cities, they're basically sweaty armpits. I stick to the small towns and country side, places where people still have respect for one another and a sense of decency.

Even Africa is better than America by now.

Sure it is bud :^)

You should see parts of Asia or Eastern Europe, or some of the slums of Germany or England (Albeit they don't have that many slums last I was there).

where are you from?

america is great < heil hitler

Hahahahaha you stupid hahahahaha why you don't reply to my answer instead of insulting me? You're the only retarded

>Go to bed
>Cleaning lady wakes me
>Maybe slept 4 hours
>Can't fall back asleep
>Go down to the lobby
>Buffet is fucking huge
>3 people in the room
>This could feed 50 people for 2 weeks straight
>Coffee is amazing
>Expected shit
>Eat too much food
>Go back up to my room after eating to sleep some more
>Forget to set alarm
>Oversleep
>Miss flight
>Call office to schedule a new flight
>Stay in shit hotel for 2 more days
>Fly home

All in all it was just weird. You guys have a very strange culture over there. I was the most surprised at how little people cared for others.

There were 2 cars parked with the uber logo in their windshield and Taxis are fucking overpriced as hell, corporate doesn't cover fare expenses for some reason so I'll be damned before I take one of those and pay 150€ for a 30 km drive.

Also, the story doesn't have a crazy ending, sorry to disappoint. In advance: Yes, I'm also surprised I'm still in the foreign devision.

The USA have been the craziest experience so far, Taipeh, China is on rank 2 and rank 3 is Tokyo, Japan.

The most boring countries were the Netherlands, Belgium and Austria.

Germany

OP you faggot

You can thank basically everything you do and everything you rely on from a dead meme then

nah, called you a faggot

if you wanna get the chicken pot pies throatfucked outta you by your uncle-cousin, that's cool with me.

>Switching through 2.200
There are only two radio stations (and 1/5th) in LA?

user, you don't actually have to pretend its a real story. You have some pretty glaring mistakes.

>how little people care for others
Usually people say they are UNUSUALLY friendly. Really. Look it up. I can't say for certain how they compares to Germany. Sometimes they are very friendly in Germany, other times not.

Also, you rated USA higher than ANY part of China (other than Hong Kong)? Crazy. Maybe Taipa is something special.

Germans use . where we would use , so its 2,200 or two thousand two hundred.

>nigga still typing

any time i think i don't have a life, all i have to do is come here.

never change Sup Forums

>End up in business park
>It's not a park
Car parks in Jolly Old England aren't parks, either.

As an American, I've never met a German man that I didn't think needed his ass kicked or a German woman that didn't like her ass fucked.

Welcome to the US, sorry about the jews

I thought that is what he meant thought it was a typo. Thanks user i learnedered sometin today

Then what the hell do they use to separate whole numbers from fractions?

Everywhere in the US has parts of that particular area that have low taxes and minorities.
High minority count = higher taxes
Low minority count = less taxes

Niggers, mudslimes, spics don't pay taxes but drain resources from the system. It's the reason ongobongo and shillary want to pit low income apt complexes in nicer parts of the counties. You just have to find towns with the least ammount of building plans for these.

i would never go to cali thats the land of the libs and gays, go to a better state, any state is better than that shitland

I live in the most diverse city in England, muslims, niggers, pakis, the lot!

>Spends 2 days in LA
>Judges the entirety of America based on it

Typical small minded yuropoors

In Europe:
2.000,33 $
is
$2,000.33
in America

I don't know why you faggots get so hung up on the grease, I pressed the burger and grease dropped on my fucking shoe, it happened, get over it.

I felt legitimately betrayed

2.200,-- is how you write numbers in business.

2.200,00 is the alternative

He said he went to Santa Monica but yea, LA is a shithole. Even people who live there hate it.

why is that meme using the word awesome sarcastically? the niggers btfo

You sound like a colossal fucking dunce.

Judging the US as weird after only visiting LA is like saying women in Europe are ugly because they visited Britain.

In'n'Out is only half of what it was originally. (Used to go to the Indian Hill Blvd one in the early 1970s.) The salt and fat contents haven't seemed to change, though. Sadly, this is the best Califurrnya has to offer.

Well shit, I can't believe I never ran into that. I work in engineering, mostly in the automation industries. German companies dominate those industries, so obviously they use our way of writing numbers for business since I've never seen that. And I read data sheets from German made parts often.

Says the shill.

Fire lad

Seriously though, I can confirm that. British people are fucking ugly. That's not a stereotype or whatever but they are legitimately disgustingly ugly humans. Also, so many fucking muslims.

>all airports have some fast food in their main building unless its small
>Retard scooters are insanely rare and probably not found too commonly in Cali anywhere
But I'll believe you saw SOMETHING like it. Maybe an old man or woman in a wheelchair. Slight chance it was just a fat fuck too.
>Uber got lost
>McDonalds greasy. EVER.
EEEVEEEERRRR.
>people ignore you
Maaaybe LA is that bad but seems unlikely
>nigger sign?
>handshake is weird to your associate
Go straight to Jail. Do not pass Go. Utter lies
>radio giving you trouble
Unless you are out of the city, I can't imagine there being too much trouble
>heavy southern accents
Not Southern dialects I assume... you meant some Latino languages maybe? You should know them from Germany as well right? Being so enlightened.
>invited receptionist up
Weird.
>full blooded american question
Bullshit
I'll believe you about the ADs though.
>cops come check if you have fake ID
You should have changed your story that you are below 21, over 18 and how surprised you where :O
>fine you for drinking outdoors
Yea, bullshit. You can't even do this in most of Europe. There are certain main roads where you can publicly drink but definitely not everywhere. France, Hungary, Russia all pop into my mind
>anything about the police man
Lies
>mocked for accents
Doubtful
>business park is not a park
You're German, you know Germany language has shit like this. Biergarden for example (though thats passable)
>Bar has loud music
Kek. Never gone clubbing ever?
>doesn't know what a block is
>hotel is locked
Europe does that alot, expecially dorms.
>you devolve into racist anti-seminic things
Not a problem. This is Sup Forums but it hurts the believability
>a German who misses his flight
YEA. OKAY. WINK WINK. I believe you