Gayest you've ever gayed thread

Gayest you've ever gayed thread.

Posting in this.

I sodomized a 21 year old with some physiological disorders that caused him to not fully masculinize

Anyone have the last bit of that story from the last thread, think I missed it.

Got sucked by a friend jacked him after
>details upon request

Go on

Am gay. Pretty much the gayest thing I have ever done.

Details

Swallowed a load or two

Sucked my own dick

Did it feel like you were getting a blow job or like you were sucking a dick?

Got paid 100 bucks by a petite asian dude to fuck

Both. Couldnt get deep enough though to really enjoy it

So no cum shot?

Had hot stoned sex with my friend several times, he said he loved me, I just wanted some dick bro..

Fucked several of my friends in 1-2 grade and they fucked me. Was pretty tight though at the time

Sure

Yeah one time and it was pretty great. But i was pretty athletic then and had soked in the tub before hand.

So he and I were both 14 and at a 3rd friends house for a sleepover w/ a 4th friend
We were all drinking pretty hard
>patron or what ever (tequila)
He went to the bathroom and the rest of us were just watching tv
After a few min I walk back to use the bathroom
I see him sitting on the floor...
I walk over and ask what's up, he's pretty turnt but but still coherent
He starts talking about some chick and how the alcohol made him really horn
I said duh dude its alcohol, of course u have a boner, I get 1 every time my dick touches my pants
He starts to say that we should start jacking off... in the middle of the hallway...
I'm drunk as shit too so for some reason I think it's a good idea
We both take our dicks out, he's still crouching and I'm standing in front of him
I get the evil idea hey dude u wana suck my dick
At first he's unsure but I say if u get me I'll get u and he agrees
>should I cont?

Not kidding. Was molested by my older brother and I just passed it on

bought a dildo and fucked myself with it regularly.
exclusively fap to sissy and xchange porn.
when i dont have internt i fap to the picture of me being a submissive trap.
havent used dildo in a while tho cos no lube anymore

Did you swallow?

posting my butthole on sites. That's about it.

sure?

When young would steal my sister dildo and put them in without lube
it would hurt bad

then would get on cam sites and jerk off while watching straight porn

False. Not gay enough, faggot.

I have the last few days cum in a jar.

You're always horny as fuck and thinking: "fuck yeah Im gonna swallow it", but after i cum my head starts thinking again. So no :)

Nice. Would take my moms dildo and jam it in but suck it first for lubing it up

I've posted naked pictures of myself on Sup Forums for other fags to masturbate to

Well...I'm sorry. I managed to swallow mine.

A friend dared me to kiss my best friend,so i did it, i was drunk so i dont know if it counts.

So he's doing a pretty good job
But like I said it was the middle of the hallway soo..
Another friend walks back he's as drunk if not even more hammered than us
He asks if friend was suckling my dick
We play it off like we were talking about video games so pretty sure he was none the wiser
We agree to wait a lil bit longer 2 finish up
20-30 min later all 4 of us decide to go run around outside
Perfect I thought, well just ditch em and get to business
We lose em and then I ask him to finish the act
Again he was hesitant but I told him that we would be fine
He agrees and he gets back to work
Takes like 10 to 15 min and he did what ever I asked
>sucked my balls it was great
Then I finished, after we switched and I got him to finish w/ just my hands but he finished in my hands after I warned him bout mine and I nutted in the grass
We then found our friends and went on as if nothing happened that night

Same, when I self sucked

Didnt you regret it or are you homo? As far as I know Im no homo

>In shower
>Masturbate
>Cum in hand
>Throw into mouth and swallow

fucked my own ass multiple times and ate my own cum

was that show actually fuckin gay i watched it for like 10 seconds and it seemed kinda gay so i stopped watching it

Dated a guy for about a week once. Kept asking to suck my dick. Finally let him and wasn't feeling it at all. Broke up the next day. Only really dated to try dating a man.

>Put a add on Craigs list
>meet older guy
>he takes me to woods by my house
>I suck him
> he bends me over and fucks me
>I swallow his cum

This went on for a few Months until I moved

Drank a mojito

I gave my friend a rimjob while he was sleeping

Oh yeah I always felt some heavy regret. I heard that it healty so I just told myself that it's protein and that the walk to the bathroom was to far lol. ONLY thing that got me through it... also alcohol

Why?

Fantasizing bro sex with friends. Depending on who it is I'm either dom or sub. Post fap I always realize how much of a terrible idea it is for a lot of reasons.

No homo

Is the West Texas user still here? I was reading your story at work and falling in love but after the part where you made him breakfast I had to close up here and by the time I got back, the thread had 404'd

Please repost for the greater good, that story was beautiful ;-;

I thought about becoming a theater major once.

He had a nice ass

Ight then
Ever tell him? Age when it happened?

I'd be a terrible gay guy
I'm top, but I don't want to put my dick anywhere that shit comes from, that goes double for my mouth

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shit is gross, don't get me wrong but blood and babies are better?

Can anyone explain Cody Cummings to me? So he does gay/bi porn. Quits and says he's straight. Can't get any decent paying straight roles. Comes back to gay porn, saying he won't suck dick and will only jerking off guys with his feet. Now it looks like he's back full gay.

How is it possible for a straight guy to perform like he does in gay porn?

>getting it on with a woman who's had kids
Plus it's not like they like the blood either, they make sure their stuff's clean
However I've never known anyone to anally douche after every shit

>How is it possible for a straight guy to perform like he does in gay porn?

- Stimulants
- Being bi
- Trained to get an erection on request

Nothing special in the industry.

>it was my 18 birthday
>he was 20 at the time
>we were at his apartment, drinking heavily
>he was really drunk
>he passed out on the couch
>the alcohol was making me horny
>i started watching porn on my phone
>Guy in the porn was rimming the girl
>Curiosity hits me
>i took off his pants
>he was wearing a jockstrap
>SaladTossing.jpg
>his butthole tasted like bacon
>i start jerking off and i came in his buttcheeck
>i cleaned him and put his pants back on
>pretend it never happened
>he doesn't know till this day.

Would you tell him?
If you were on your deathbed, would you tell him?

why would i tell him, i don't want to ruin our friendship

So he's straight then

Respond to this

SPBP

yes

And you?

licked my riding coach's boots once while he was wearing them

>they make sure their stuff's clean
oh boi, do I have a story for you
>be teen
>have GF
>try licking pussy for the 1st time
>stick my tongue in good
>oh god
>the taste
>I literally cough
>GF is sad
>later she tells me she was on her period
>I licked period blood

Bi

Oh god
That's worse than if they didn't tell you they had an STD until after the fact

Imagine if you were giving her a rimjob and she had diarrhea

Alright cut it out before you guys turn me so far off that I leave before West Texas user comes back

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got pics?

I fuck my boyfriend fairly often

I know how to turn people off

Commence nut

>>his butthole tasted like bacon
How is that even possible?

I jerked off sniffing my dad's dirty underwear.

Manipulated friends to touch my Dick when I was young

I got paid at least

how? "Ey m8, take my dick" ?

Details?

Found Gavin Free's surgery photos

Who's Gavin?

Semi-famous guy who had his balls cut into

He's not bad, i would fuck him

Why not nut directly in mouth and cut out the middleman?

Bumping for this

I like men

My balls are scared m8

>feelswierdman

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I jerked my friend off and he jerked me off... Good Times

I like when my boyfriend cums inside me

I wish I had a boyfriend

Gavin Free? Of Roosterteeth? What the hell happened? I used to find that guy funny

what's the big deal? its not like your dick has taste buds

I could be

I'd do anything to give a foot job

I might be your boyfriend

Intimacy's over 9000

Thanks

My friend has a really big butt for a dude, and while drunk in my basement, I used it as a pillow. Also had to sleep in a cramped camper and the AC was cranked all the way up and had to snuggle up against this tall kid. His abs felt pretty nice.