I wish I was back on Earth

>I wish I was back on Earth
>the engines are too loud
>tfw no Ripley gf
>The cat shit in my bunk again
>Parker won't shut up
>my feet hurt

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>I wish I was back on Gateway
>the engines aren't purring right
>Ripley doesn't cuddle me now that the new playmate is onboard
>Dallas will never find the load I left in his sock
>especially since he's dead now
>think Parker's realised my plan and intends using the flamethrower on me
>zero-g's fucking up my sense of balance

Region 4 HD-DVD exclusive uncut ending
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>I wish we were talking about the bonus situation
>2122
>still no bonus
>tfw no one will discuss the bonus situation
>Weyland-Yutani corporate still haven't emailed me back about the bonus situation
>skin smells like cocoa butter

10/10

Caught me completely off guard. There's just one problem with that ending. The bonus situation was never resolved.

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Pretty sure the bonus situation was not getting raped by the Ayyy lmao

>rape
>implying that she wasn't aching for the BXC the whole movie

The opening where the camera glides through the ship while it's empty is so comfy

God I love they're jackets so much.

their*

oops

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>Parker getting a bigger bonus than Brett
Fucking prick.

>Parker: Uh, before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation.
>Brett: Right.
>Parker: Brett and I think we ought to, we deserve full shares, right baby?
>Brett: Right. You see, Mr. Parker and I feel that the bonus situation has never been on a, an equitable level.
>Dallas: Well, you get what you're contracted for like everybody else.
>Brett: Yes, but everybody else, uh, gets more than us.

What did they mean by this?

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The bonus situation

I used to work as a mate on cargo ships and Alien was a pretty accurate representation of what they're like.

did she actually have sex with a xeno in Resurrection? I've seen the movie several times but I've never seen that part.

my favorite shot is when they're approaching the planet and you can see that its a moon orbiting a gas giant in a system with a white star that's partially eclipsed. Its such a great shot because the whole thing just looks so incredibly alien compared to earth, some place humans were not meant to be.

Being on a ship for months always seemed like it would be cool to me, but what's it really like?
Did you miss the part where the ayys catch her and take her to the hive? It's weirdly sexual, I'm guessing because the director was French and therefore a pervert.

Seriously

Why don't they freeze him?

+the pay is fantastic and you have no expenses while onboard
+you travel all around the world and see the world from a perspective few others share
+you learn skills very few others know, like how to find your position on a map by measuring the height of the sun above the horizon
+6 months of vacation per year, and you make so much money that you don't need to take another job during that time off

-the work is often either tedious or extremely stressful and when standing watch in the middle of the ocean hours really drag
-7 day workweek and long hours (but that means tons of overtime)
-no getting away from your coworkers and boss
-captains are always assholes, no exceptions
-surprisingly little time spent in port (but you can easily travel on your own during vacation)
-the unions are stuck in the dark ages and require you to physically go to the union hall each day to bid for jobs, if you wont join the 21st century and let me leave my email then contact me when my name comes up atleast join the 20th and let me leave my phone number
-did I mention that captains are assholes, they are under more pressure than anyone but man they are not shy about taking it out on subordinates
-no room for learning on the job or screwing up, as soon as you show up on a ship you're expected to be able to do the job you were hired for even if its your first time

All that said after a while it kind of gets in your blood, everyone's miserable a lot of the time when they're on the ship but once you get off you can't wait to go back out again. There's just something about the sea that's really special.

oh and forgot to mention that as a sailor you're also a firefighter, since if there's a fire at sea you can't just call 911, you have to deal with it yourself

so you get to do firefighting drills every week which are always fun

That's fucking awesome man

All that scene until landing is as comfy as it gets.

>was French and therefore a pervert

She's been wanting the alien D since '86 senpai, she asked Iron Jim to write getting fugged by an ayy into the script but he shut her down

How often are your crews slaughtered by xenomorphs?

They were totally fucking in the original script

In the original script Ripley was a man, so I doubt it.

The original shooting script, not the rough draft, had a sex scene in an observation bubble

Sheeit

Right

WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME PARKER?!

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>houston.jpg

this meme is retarded, pls end ur life

Better than that fucking wizard shit that all the kids are doing now