OFFICIAL Notre Dame v Texas Gamethread #4

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end 3rd quarter

>2016
>Caring about that meaningless pseudo-sport called armegg
Kuek

BOOTY BLASTERS NEVER SAY DIE

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The Irish have woken up.

>INB4 WALL

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Hello is this the bootyblaster thread?

F for dead cameraman

>action shot of Texas

GET READY FOR MORE DRAGONS

MFW THIS GAME GETS SENT INTO QUADRUPLE OVERTIME

Coogbro here, UT better not take my fucking coach

Guys, how do you even get gf? My current move is to flirt with girls until they finally find a boyfriend who isn't me

For the love of god Charlie, don't let the defense give this lead up.

its absolutely happening if Strong doesn't make it

Texas always chokes on national TV

screen cap this

>Bama
>FSU
>Houston
>Wisconsin

KEK

gfs are overrated buy hookers

>This game goes into infinite overtimes

>tfw Texas and Texas A&M both go 8-4, lose a minor bowl, and can't hire Tom Herman

Would that be the worse case scenario?

>mfw another (You) Aytch coach gets poached
>mfw no face

THREE

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OUT

Sounds expensive

BIG BAD RED SEMI

HE CANT DO IT HE CANT DO IT

Dubs and I finally message this girl I've had a crush for the longest time now

cheaper than a gf

>tfw literally 90% of punters in CFB are Australian

U will never get her

Texas will win 6 games if they're lucky this season.

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Not per fuck

be available, be easy to talk to, don't be a creep

If she likes you, she'll be creaming her panties whenever you're around and it'll be obvious.

McCaffrey is the savior of this sport for White people

Anyone have that webm from last year?

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>kickers and punters have been completely outsourced
Sad desu

She's getting fucked by black cock right now m8

Would Houston beat the Browns?

Grow a pair of balls and do it

We're not going to win this game. Knew right from the start, even with big lead.

Texas a&m here

BTHO t.u.

>his gf isn't self-sufficient
>his gf isn't the breadwinner of the relationship

>don't be a creep
What the fuck does this even mean?

yeah, or the other million white recievers playing college football now a days, blacks are getting lowkey cucked in their own sport

49ers will be much worse than the Browns

>tfw the announcers keep mentioning Houston
Feels so good to be relevant finally

>people think Wisconsin won't finish with 3+ losses just because they beat an overrated SEC meme team

only once you've invested 3+ months. by then you're probably bored of her and need something new

>tfw texass student in your grad program and wanting to bantz hard tomorrow if they lose

>Covered by 5 men
>Still runs to first down
THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS DOING

It can't feel pleasant to play on carpet

Notre Dame would bootyblast both of these teams.

wake up the echoes bitch

Do it! Is he stronger than you?

give me a webm of that pass

Texas sucks cock lol. Worst team in the state.

Look, just do this:
Invite her out to dinner. Allow her to order first. Then, you order a beer. Nothing else. You let her know she's on a date with a man.

Fuggin sucks bro. Your arms get all fucked up and turf toe is a bitch.

>31-10 5 minutes ago

LGTSST
>the city of Texas

This is my issue with gf. I always thought I wanted friends and then once I got them I fucking hated having to interact with them.

Now I still need gf and I feel like the novelty will wear off pretty quickly. Gf is required for an eventual family though

Got dam

You gonna watch that Jack Reacher movie?

Callese pinchi yanqui culero hijo de perra

Texas is trying their best to lose this game

>tfw it's actually a qt grill
all in good fun tho

Every time I see Notre Dame I think of the whole Manti Te'O fake gf scandal. Man Sup Forums was fun as fuck and the year before that we had Mottdusky and rhythmic slapping sounds

SMU here, UT is my power 5 team because we're both irrelevant Texas football teams that were once good. (Although UT is still 5x better than us)

Jesus Christ, Texas in charge of not fucking up

NO ERA HOLDING

it depends on the girl. Take some time to listen to her and it'll be fucking obvious.

seriously man, it ain't rocket surgery

Why not get close to her? Unless you already have a gf, why not take a shot at her?

I love what he just said

Only if Jim goes with me

Lmao these Qb's fucking suck

LOL

>Harbaugh's secret fetish is watching men sprint

fuggggg wide open td

MEME PLAYS FOR DAYS

How the fuck do you not complete that play?

hell the fuck no. harbaugh has shit taste in movies. saban watches the good shit he knows mad max shoulda won best picture

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>a cfb icon will never again pretend to have an imaginary gf then get btfo by Bama

Why live

Fffffffffff they're pulling out the meme plays I love this

Just start paying your players again and you'll be good.

Doesn't he get paid enough without shilling movies?

If that hit all of Austin would kill themselves

don't do this

still early in the semester so need to tread carefully

>memes in the first game

>it'll be fucking obvious.
I guess no one's ever liked me, because I've never noticed

Not him but fear of rejection. Some people can't initially commit because they anticipate rejection.

Its my biggest problem. If I get rejected I know I wouldn't give a fuck but its some weird anticipation of it that fucks with my head.

Shut the fuck up

Good point. Good luck though.

>We still have another quarter left

Kill yourself UT fans. Charlie Strong is shit. You will never be good again.

>tfw you notice years too late