What would Jesus do

What would Jesus do

Washington DC when the Senate and house are in session, Syria, any third world hell hole in Africa

Jesus wouldn't nuke anyone.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki then my house

Israel twice then mecca

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Lima, Peru
Moscow, Russia
Fallujah/Baghdad, Iraq

>What would Jesus do

All I can think is Sodom and Gomorra, but even I'm still kinda unsure my dude considering they're already gone.

and the fact that they're towns*

O u cheeky cunt

fuck california, mexico, and the middle east

Israel, China and Iran.....

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All 3 in Africa.

>drop them all in US
>superior US defences stop all three
>attack sets example to world
>America, fuck yeah

Sharpest Ginsu edge.

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Give a them to Russia to use in Syria completing the US goal all along

you're welcome

1. Mecca
2. Jerusalem
3. Vatican

durham nc, three times.

fuck me right up fam.

where i live, twice, then japan again

this

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Best answer yet.
Can we get a 4th for DC?

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i Agree, fucking chileans

Why so specific user?

1.) Moscow
2.) Whatever causes the most fallout in the middle east
3.) Beijing

Yeah bro

All three over the Antarctic to induce global catastrophe, but it probably wouldn't do that much

you have to state how strong they are OP or well do shit like this

israel , saudie arabia and iran

Are you french user ?

Mainly personal reasons, but I've always wanted the Hollywood machine to disappear. I feel the world would be better without it,

3. Pyongyang, NK. Kim Jong-Un is annoying and nobody else has the balls to wipe his fat yellow (yes, that's an oxymoron) to Hell
2. Jerusalem. Israel has been a bane on the world since it was regurgitated from the sands.
3. Washington DC. Hopefully euthanizing America before Shillary gives it terminal cancer known as alt-left liberalism

I honestly wish I could nuke the states but I'm Canadian and that after-effects would definitely fuck me over too... plus a lot of my favorite content comes from the US unfortunately

I guess in a perfect world I could fly all the racists / dumb / fat / ignorant Americans to the middle east and kill two birds with one stone

seconding this

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I would have to agree.
Well it's too late now.

What would a good strength be for next time I do it?

Where are the ice caps?

my hope is that the wind in this would decimate everything thats not in it

you just nuked North Carolina you mong

I'm racist but not American. I just prefer the company of whites over others. And like my race better

globalist detected

>trying to better world
>leaves middle east untouched

easy

1. Mecca, because fuck em
2. Kashmir, India so those Paki and India will stop bit ching
3. Drill deep down to the San Andreas fault line and detonate so that all of cali falls into the ocean

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bump

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>Kentucky II
muh sides

so you prefer blacks instead of browns, good choice.

wtf florida hater

Fuck Florida.

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Mexico, Brazil, and Afghanistan.

fucks those fish

Woo Iceland

>tfw nobody wants to nuke you

Lmao not even close to ky lmao

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Canada would die so fucking fast by itself.

lol die you fucking leaf

Jesus wouldn't use a nuke fuck head...

Your stupid, america wouldnt need to waste there defences on 3 weak asS nukes, the arm forces would just call the freedom bird the FUCKEN BALD EAGLES TO CARRY THE NUKES TO AS A GIFT OF FREEDOM TO THE REST OF THE WORLD

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Mecca
Jerusalem
Tehran

jesus would bomb the shithole area he lived in

If you want shit done right do it yourself

>fuck the moon and the whole world will soon suffer

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Jesus doesn't exist

*tips fedora*

Were you aiming for New Jersey? Because if so, I approve.

It's a Jersey thing.

America, China, middle east

Saudi arabia/kenya/mexico

Berlin/paris/amsterdam

florida fag here, i don't blame you

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Sensible, you have to test them first. Also. New Zealand and Chile/Argentina can be the testing ground for the nuclear fallout because fuck them.

fucking nazi's

Where the fuck is Africa?!

florida is like the twilight zone you could never fully destroy it nature has tried and failed many times

I'd nuke germany and florida

1) Antarctica, just to see what those global warming fags would do.
2) California. Maybe we can set off the next earthquake early and finally be rid of those assholes.
3) Hiroshima. In case they thought we were sorry.

I'd probably drop them somewhere here in the US. I'd ask the current president and he'd say Ok because we're both black, then he would let me use whatever testing grounds the gubment uses for these types of things. I'd bring some friends and a photographer and we'd all have fun posing in front of mushroom clouds.

google the filename

fick dich

i nuke Indiana three times

1. Afghanistan
2. North Korea
3. Iran

only acceptable answer

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A fellow Carolla fan appears

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this

You too turkish fag